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    --Sep 22, 2008--

    Roller Dollz

    Studio: Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance
    Director: James Avalon
    Cast: Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Ava Rose, Penny Flame, Alektra Blue, Tommy Gunn, Teagan, Courtney Cummz, Eva Angelina

    Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot

    Why Roller Dollz (which I have seen) is as good as, if not better than, Pirates 2, (which I have not seen):

    1. The stakes aren't as high. While Roller Dollz is a bigger-than-usual production, comprising two DVDs and employing the financial, creative, and boobular resources of two porn companies (Adam & Eve and Zero Tolerance) it, like most other porn movies, was written, produced, and released in less than three months whereas Pirates 2 has been advertised for more than two years and is reputed to cost upwards of $500,000, most of which will go to special effects shots. In the end, both are just porn movies. Worse, there is no way that the effects on Pirates 2 will look half as good as the effects fans expect from the least Hollywood escapist movie, nor will the acting or script be above reproach. When a porn movie positions itself to be like a mainstream movie, it invites comparison. Roller Dollz doesn't say it is anything other than a porn movie, and therefore more than meets my expectations.

    2. It's got Sunny Lane in it.

    A movie about the lives and loves of rival roller derby gangs, Roller Dollz delivers the flesh spectacularly, on wheels no less. Bree Olson, Kayden Kross, Ava Rose, Courtney Cummz, Penny Flame, Teagan, Eva Angelina, Alektra Blue, and Lane look great when shimmying out of their pads and blades, and just as often leave them on.

    Don't get me wrong - there is a plot, but I would be doing you a disservice as well as a disservice to the memory of a delightful sex film by trying to describe it. It's unimportant. And it doesn't get in the way of the reason anyone would watch this movie in the first place, which I think in this unfortunate age of vying for porn awards shows remarkable restraint.

    All the big stars (Kross and Olson in particular) look lovely and are given lots of screen time, but it is Lane who reminds us that there is a reason she has stayed famous in the adult business for longer than the average starlet's career expectancy.

    With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.

    See my RollerDollz on-set gallery here.

    See also: Ava Rose: It's what's for dinner; Bree Olson's future planning; Kayden Kross representing the luchadores

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