Ashlynn Goes to College 2
Labels: Alexis Texas, andre madness, Ashlynn Brooke, brooke banner, Katie Morgan, new sensations, Sabrina Rose, Tommy Gunn
Studio: New Sensations
Director: Andre Madness
Cast: Ashlynn Brooke, Alexis Texas, Sabrina Rose, Katie Morgan, Brooke Banner, Tommy Gunn
Portions of this review originally appeared on Fleshbot
"If there's going to be a rich bitch center of attention," says Margot, Ashlynn's college roommate, "it should be me, God damn it. I'm a delicate snowflake, fuckers."
Ashlynn Brooke's college adventures were too comprehensive to be contained on a single DVD, so we rejoin her as she helps her roommate escape the shadow of her sister Jenny, played by Brooke Banner. Banner is famous around the sorority for the wrong kind of celebrity: a night vision sex tape.
Ashlynn shepherds Margot through rush week at a snooty sorority. As Misty, the head sorority girl, Katie Morgan acts her ass off.
"Do you think my boobs are big? My boyfriend says they're bigger in bed."
Meanwhile, Margot's boyfriend (Tommy Gunn), can't come over because his cable is being upgraded by a female cable guy (Alexis Texas, who looks just like Ashlynn Brooke here). Way to subvert the dominant paradigm!
The sorority pledges must prove loyalty to their sisters by providing lap dances at an "urban" bar. They don't complain much. I know for a fact it's worse at Vassar.
Monique eases her despair with a bathroom tryst with Misty, who is at first nervous.
"I'm not some kind of thespian," Misty says.
"That joke never gets old!" replies Monique. "Don't worry, I'm not going to ask you to move to Massachusetts and get married or anything."
In the end, Monique isn't forced to join the sorority, and her place in her grandmother's will (yes, this movie has a B story) is secured. While these things are accomplished without Ashlynn's direct involvement, we'll give her the credit anyway, because it's her damn movie.
posted by Gram the Man
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2/21/2008 
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