Hung & Hairy
Studio: HIS DVD/ LFP Video Group (image swiped from Five-Star DVD)
Director: Various
Cast: Hank Hightower, Zak Spears, Jerry Davis, Donnie Russo, Tony Davis, Chad James, Brad Peters, Sal Diego, Morgan Hunter, Steven Brock, Ken Rogers, John Rock, Pierce Daniels, Tico Patterson
This, like all porn movies, only strengthens my commitment to my husband.™
If some of the names from the cast transport you to the heady, heady days of mustachioed, fuzzy-bunned barebackers, that’s because this is a compilation, y’all, and it cuts to the chase - if what you’re after is, you know, mustachioed, fuzzy-bunned barebackers.
Seven scenes, little-to-no set-up, just galloping straight for the clitoris - or whatever, thank you very much. Players, while definitely representative of “Hairy”, don’t always forward the notion of “Hung”; also, those interested should note the complete absence of anything having to do with “barrier methods” or “safe”.
Aside from nostalgia, not much recommends the opener, which apears to be the most dated. A three-way ensues in a shower room with shaggy, nubile comers who mostly serve to remind one that there was sex before porn: organic, in-the-raw, comparatively gentle and earnest sessions in which the language isn’t rehearsed, the bodies aren’t constructed, and the overall effect is a kind of fly-on-the-wall sincerity totally unlike what we mean by today’s Reality TV.
Hottest - and maybe it’s the cop uniform, sure; but maybe it’s because it’s the most recent - is the Hank Hightower/Donnie Russo alleyway pairing. It’s unclear what behavior possible thug Hightower’s being yardarmed for; but he takes cop Russo’s reprimanding right in the jockstrap with nary a complaint. (“Bends right over”, as they would say, yuk yuk yuk.)
The scene featuring a velvet-gloved (I swear to God) T/V at the control panel of Zak Spears’ fantasy (three Daddies comin’ at him straight outta black-and-white - ?!?) gets the vote for “Wow, I’d like to see the whole movie!”
Dudes and others looking for decent scenes featuring hairy guys will find repeated rocks-off opps w/in... those looking for an actual plotted porn vid with current stars need not apply.
Dear LFP/H.I.S.: We rate first-run features over here at Ponante Towers. Yes, even the gay ones. I promise.
xox
Eugenie Brown
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10/10/2005 
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