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Aug 12, 2005
Posh Kitten
 Studio: Digital PlaygroundDirector: Celeste Cast: Jesse Jane, Sophia Santi, Jenavieve Jolie, Rita Faltoyano, Jada Fires, Jelena Jensen When the opening credits end and the Playboy TV soundtrack begins, revealing Jesse Jane and Evan Stone lounging by a hilltop Valley pool, the first thought that comes to mind is, "Will she really apply suntan lotion effectively, or will it be a half-assed job?" The attention to detail director Celeste pays to lighting this pinup picture is effective, and I could be missing the point but there is no way an audience member might be left to worry that Jane's UV protection was anything short of excellent. This is a pretty-girl picture, as the title suggests, but the elevator soundtrack and lack of dialogue make it perfect to have on in the background - muted - during gardening time or anytime! Sophia Santi made this film back when she was Natalia Cruze but she adopted her new name, and a Digital Playground contract, prior to Posh Kitten's release. A recent showing of Posh Kitten at the Los Angeles Veterans' Hospital resulted in mixed reviews. World War II veterans who remember pinups might have a problem with Jane's and Santi's tattoes and machine-crafted parts, but they will feel right at home with Jenavieve Jolie as well as Rita Faltoyano's mole. ¶ 8/12/2005  
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