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--Friday, January 19, 2007--

Publicity still of the week: Vince Vouyer

There were two awkward trophy moments at last week's AVN Awards, and one belonged to this guy, who more or less commandeered the award from Amy Ried, who had taken the stage to accept it.

Vouyer's Breakin' 'em In #9, starring Ried, won Best Pro-Am release, and in the flurry of self-congratulatory press releases sent out this week by winners' publicists, Vouyer chose this shot of him pointing at his award. See? The look says. See?? SEE???

Also: nice cuffs, D'Artagnan. I mean seriously.

Ried probably shouldn't have accepted the award, but this year's new system of delivering the trophies would have ensured Vouyer got his, anyway.

Previously: The Gauntlet; Saving the Drippings
See also: Vouyermedia

Labels: directors, fotos, vouyeur

posted by Gram the Man at Friday, January 19, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

--Friday, December 29, 2006--

Saving the drippings

It is vaguely inauspicious to end the year with a title like Vouyer Media's Cum Drippers 9 (I don't let my ladies drip it; I instruct them to draw it into themselves that they may be thus fertilized); but thinking too long about dignity and protocol in this business is a slippery slope.

Isabella Dior has just undergone a five-person creampie event, and can't even manage to get back on the couch.

I've been there. As an extreme fighter, I often return home so sore that I collapse on the floor from a day of slapping fools.

But Dior is different: the airbrushed semen on her tights makes me think this picture was taken before any creampie-ing occurred. Next Vouyer Media will be telling me that everyone involved loved each other very much.

Previously: Stuffing? I'm stayin'!; Quick turnaround in the gape department
See also: Vouyer Media

Labels: dvds, vouyeur