By astutely feigning ignorance of Kim Kardashian, the producers of Getting It Up with the Kardassians instead stumble full force into a group more rabid than O.J. Simpson lawyers, Wheaties-bound decathletes, and the divided realm of Armenia: Star Trek fans.What would the legendary Cardassian Union founding father Tret Akleen think about Audrey Bitoni's performance as Kim Kardassian?
"I wouldn't kick her off the holodeck of my Galor-class warship for eating Larish pie," he said. "Also, I would like to eat taspar eggs off her ass."

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