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--Tuesday, February 26, 2008--

Audrey Bitoni: Not that kind of Cardassian

By astutely feigning ignorance of Kim Kardashian, the producers of Getting It Up with the Kardassians instead stumble full force into a group more rabid than O.J. Simpson lawyers, Wheaties-bound decathletes, and the divided realm of Armenia: Star Trek fans.

What would the legendary Cardassian Union founding father Tret Akleen think about Audrey Bitoni's performance as Kim Kardassian?

"I wouldn't kick her off the holodeck of my Galor-class warship for eating Larish pie," he said. "Also, I would like to eat taspar eggs off her ass."



Previously: Audrey Bitoni: Comin' at Ya!
See also: Venom

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