| --Wednesday, July 02, 2008--
Jandi Lin is not a good Catholic
 Jandi Lin showed up on a recent episode of Playboy TV's faux dating reality show "Foursome," (airing Fridays) in which two men and two women share a Malibu house for the weekend and are mercilessly goaded via product placement into having sex.
 Each of the foursome has a backstory, and Jandi is introduced as a model.
 While porn perfomers are, strictly speaking, models, Playboy committed what we Catholics call a Sin of Omission, like when I introduced Belladonna to my parents as a parapsychologist rather than the star of My Ass Is Haunted.
I usually hate reality shows for a couple of reasons. One is because I know I'm watching something that has been teased into shape, no matter how raw it appears. Another is my abiding misanthropy.
 So not only do I chafe with people acting like they're cool and "real," but also I hate who they're trying to be. At least that's how I feel when I watch C-Span.
 Here's an exchange between demure Alaina and brain-dead personal trainer Peter:
Alaina: So who are you?
Peter: Who am I? A guy. Just chilling. That's right: Peter is the type of guy who repeats your question back to you. Then he uses the word "chilling" in a context other than the appropriate one, which would be to describe the thought of giving him a mortgage or the keys to your car.
 The foursome is tempted with erotic snacks, a visit to a sex store, and maid service. Before my screener DVD crashed, Jandi had still not told her love interest, the affable Australian Kerry, that she likes Star Trek, diddles Ange Venus and, last I heard, was dating Matt Zane.
 As you know, I strive for transparency in all things, which is why I have no trouble telling you that I am the Vice President of the United States. That Playboy did not have the decency to reveal Jandi Lin's superpower is shameful.
Previously: "We can be nerds together"; Pool party auteur; Matt Zane's irons, immortal soul in the fire
See also: Playboy TV's "Foursome"Labels: ange venus, jandi lin, playboy, reality, tv
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--Tuesday, June 24, 2008--
Penthouse pets shout at Devil, Letterman
 Penthouse Pets Lux Kassidy, Melissa Jacobs, and the delightful Heather Vandeven tonight will join a reconstituted and perhaps even artificially resuscitated Motley Crue on "The Late Show with David Letterman" in support of the band's new "Saints of Los Angeles" record, which deals, I am speculating, with that group's recent canonization by Pope Benedict XVI after some children prayed to the band for new teeth and, like, it happened.
That show will be broadcast tonight on your local CBS affiliate. Because I was not sent any pictures of the blessed event, here is an artist's rendering of when Vandeven met a plastic figurine of sepulchral Crue bassist Mick Mars.
Previously: An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina; What a long strange FIP it's been; Fiat Lux Kassidy
See also: Heather Vandeven, Penthouse, Motley Crue, Late Show with David LettermanLabels: david letterman, heather vandeven, lux kassidy, pop, tv
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--Wednesday, June 11, 2008--
Secret Lives of Women (Who Are Also Porn Stars)
 Tera Patrick (pictured, with husband Evan Seinfeld), Gina Lynn, "Man with a Pussy" Buck Angel, and Nicki Hunter are featured in WEtv's "Secret Lives of Women" this week, as each veteran pornstress digs deep to reveal sides of themselves not already examined with clinical thoroughness.
The sister of the former Linda Johnson talks about what it's like to be related to a world-famous porn star, Lynn shares her thoughts on the Amish, and Hunter recounts her battle with leukemia.
Each women was followed for several weeks to tap her secrets, and I think this episode should give earlier installments of "Mafia Women" and "Sideshow Gals" a run for their money.
Previously: Erotica L.A. in a nutrag; Lori Lust conquers media, inbox; Stanhope "Just a fan"
See also: The Secret Lives of WomenLabels: "nicki hunter", buck angel, gina lynn, tera patrick, tv
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--Tuesday, July 03, 2007--
Holly Randall's secret life
 With a title like "Secret Lives of Women", the WEtv show is easy to dismiss as sensational and titillating. Indeed, the program list includes shows on Lipstick Lesbians and Munchausen Moms. But a recent episode dealing with "Sex for Sale", that included segments on Suze and Holly Randall as well as San Francisco sex surrogate Cheryl Cohen-Greene, was fascinating.
"I can see why to some people it might seem strange to make pornography with your mother," Holly Randall said. "but you haven't met my mother."
The show also featured Brooke, a Bunny Ranch prostitute and Dennis Hof's girlfriend, who provided the winning line of the show. After mentioning that she just does what everyone else does, except she gets paid for it, she added:
"If you wouldn't judge me for being a waitress, don't judge me for doing this."
I don't know how you might obtain a copy of the show. Perhaps you could Tivo it? I'm sure if you call Wetv they would courier three or four copies to you, because they are very nurturing.
Previously: It's not sex "work" when you're just lying there; Erotica L.A. 2007 in review; Holly Randall has always been a pervert
See also: Holly Randall, WetvLabels: holly randall, tv, WGL
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