| --Monday, March 19, 2007--
Cock Starz: It has begun
 You know how much we like to party around here, and Dragonfly, having been around over two years, qualifies as a Hollywood landmark. I remember going to an event there as far back as ought-four.
Here Penny Flame and a character from Mortal Kombat advertise Tightfit Studio's Cock Starz release party, to be held next Tuesday, March 27.
Penny Flame recently ended her relationship with Shane's World, leaving Casey Parker and (perhaps) Devon alone in the contract girls' lounge. The falling out had something to do with Shane's World blaming Flame for the non-wood of one of her co-stars (Flame admitted she got him high, but correctly pointed out she wasn't his erection's keeper).
This has nothing to do with Cock Starz, of course, but a gentle reminder that in a city of 12 million and in a talent pool of, oh, 250 people, you never know who you're going to bump into at the Dragonfly. Which has a large back room and an alley behind that, both of which are great for smoking.
Previously: The Whipping Hour; Assraelis; Whither Shane's World?; Shane's World keeps Penny Flame of the street; Is the feature dead?
See also: Tightfit StudiosLabels: events, tightfit
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--Wednesday, February 28, 2007--
The Whipping Hour
 I attended Tightfit Studio's party last night at the Dragonfly on Santa Monica Blvd., lured by the evening's advertised program of seeing people getting whipped and savaged by other people for a change (because my arms were tired).
Alas, I saw none of that happening, but I did have enlightening conversations with several of the pornerati that flit hither and thither like melon body spray-scented butterflies.
Ava Rose was there with director DCypher. She seems to be growing into herself. She was wearing a scarf and looked decidedly unpornish. I love pornish filthiness on people like Gia Paloma, whom one would never confuse with someone who isn't a porn star, but Ava Rose is someone who, if you met her at a party, you might wish were a porn star, and resent her date because of it.
I asked her what she did for fun in Sutton, Alaska, where she and her sister, Mia, grew up.
"I clubbed seals," she said.
"Let me take you away from all this," I said, smitten.
So I did, and we went to a private booth where she played with my Zippo.
I forgot to ask her why she and her sister chose porn names that were also the names of women linked with Frank Sinatra.
When I first met DCypher I was interviewing for a production manager job with Andre Madness. DCypher was an angry young man at that point. Good nutrition and condo ownership have softened him. Now he is a Buddhist.
"Are you really a Buddhist?" I asked.
"Every time I tell you that, you laugh," he said.
I needed to be sure DCypher was not a Buddhist in the same way Lurk Ford is a Jew. It would crush my spirit. As in all major religions, he needed to be tested.
"'Bodhisattva,'" I said.
"'A' Won't you take me by the hand?'" he replied.
"'Bodhisattva,'" I repeated.
"'A' Won't you take me by the hand?'" he replied.
"'Can you show me - '" I began.
"'The shine of your Japan, the sparkle of your china - '" he interrupted.
I slapped him repeatedly. "Do not interrupt the moment of awakening," I snapped.
"Sorry."
"'Can you show me?'"
"'Boddhisattva, Bodhisattva," he said, achieving satori.
 Satisfied, I moved on. I saw Gianna Lynn. Her movie, Cuntrol, was the inspiration for this party. We were in the chilly back room. She was wearing a sensible corset/bustier combo and some breezy slacks.
I wondered when the whipping would begin, and who would get whipped. A woman handed me an auto-erotic asphyxiation video.
"Are you in this?" I asked.
"No," she said, looking a little shocked that I asked.
"I'm not either," I said.
Everyone I like likes Oren Cohen, the owner of Tightfit. He is a third generation pornographer and he only uses women who are over 21 in his movies (unless they are Assraelis, but then they've at least served a year or two in the military).
I asked if he were worried that So Low, the auto-erotic asphyxiation movie, mightn't raise the hackles of porn watchdogs.
"Do you think people will worry that you are promoting unsafe practices?" I asked.
"Maybe I'm being naive," he said (you know that when someone begins with that, he is about to call someone else an idiot), "but should I be held responsible for someone else's idiocy?" he asked (zing!).
"I mean, everyone who is in this movie is over 21, they all do this at home, they're good at it, they agreed to it, they wanted to do it," he said. "At what point should people take ownership of this (meaning not trying to auto-erotically asphyxiate themselves after watching a movie)?
"It's why you don't see see-saws in playgrounds anymore...people are ready to litigate over things they should take responsibility for."
Now I like Oren Cohen, too. I just hope he gives the Palestinians equal time with West Bank Skanks or OrGaza or Palestina-Vagina. The only way the fighting will stop is if everyone is feeling sexy.
I looked around once again for whipping. I left at exactly midnight after staying for two hours. I quaffed two Jagermeisters at $8 each, leaving a 20 percent tip, because I'm a Buddhist.
The whipping started immediately thereafter, I'm told, the atmosphere finally free of my serene nature.
Previously: Meet Veronique Vega; But is it good for the Jews?; XFanz porns burlesque; The Name of the Rose;
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--Thursday, February 22, 2007--
Cuntrol party, cunts in general
 Who am I to say a porn title is distasteful? Why would I have no problem with Assraelis but think Cuntrol is a little too on the nose? Is it because I remember Eddie Baranowski saying "Cuntrol" at lunch in the cafeteria when we were in fourth grade, and the rest of us giggling?
Gianna Lynn will host Tightfit Productions' release party for its whiptastic movie Cuntrol on February 27 at Hollywood's Dragonfly. Also in attendance will be flagellist Master Dominic, who will coordinate the live bondage show.
But back to cunt. It seems that only the British can say it in a way that strips it of its harshness.
Who can forget Jack MacGowran, speaking from Hell through the possessed Linda Blair in The Exorcist:
Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter? Delightful. Or John Lennon in this outtake of a song written about Paul McCartney:
How do you sleep, ya coont? Even Queen Elizabeth II sounds witty and urbane when she says it:
Hey cunts: In remembering the appalling suffering of war on both sides - a war started by Hun cunts, I might add - we recognise how precious is the cunterrific peace we have built in Europe since 1945. But when we say it it just sounds kind of mean, even if porn is the most appropriate place to use that word. Obviously it is I who must change.
 Please help, won't you? When you see me at the Dragonfly next Tuesday (and it isn't lost on me that the party inspires people to say "C U Next Tuesday"), whip your cunt out, if you've got one, and say, "Gram, this is my cunt. However unfortunate you think the word is, what it symbolizes is A-OK."
So you know, I also don't like the word Clamato.
Previously: Porn I'd like to see; Royster to Los Angeles: "I'm a fool to do your dirty work."
See also: Tightfit Productions, Gianna LynnLabels: events, tightfit, words
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--Monday, January 29, 2007--
Assraelis bigger than Jesus
 I don't like to cover non-events -
Q. Then Grams, why do you write about porn?
A. Shut up.
- and anything a publicist will send to TMZ.com and then send to you with a note saying it was featured on TMZ.com is officially a non-event, but it bears mentioning that Oren Cohen, owner of Tightfit Productions, the producer of Assraelis (covered here first, I humbly point out), which, despite being a well-shot porn film with very tasty Israeli pornstresses, is not causing nearly as much international controversy as readers would be led to believe.
Indeed, Cohen goes so far as to say "not since Deep Throat has an adult film garnered such national and international attention." That is like John Lennon saying the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus".
I would say that Assraelis has garnered just as much, but not more, national and international attention as Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2. Still, Assraelis is a great movie filled with jewsy starlets.
Previously: But is it good for the Jews?
See also: Tightfit ProductionsLabels: dvds, hype, non-events, tightfit
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--Wednesday, December 20, 2006--
Meet Veronique Vega
 I would describe last week's Tightfit party as "old tymey". It hearkened back to an era in which porn personalities acted like porn personalities and let it all hang out. I'm sure that many venues impose nudity restrictions on porn events, but when the tops started staying on about a year ago, well, something inside of me died.
The Tightfit party at Cinespace was not like that, and 18-year-old Veronique Vega was among the personalities rolling around on the carpet (hence the smudge on her left knee).
Vega starred in Lethal Hardcore's Almost Jailbait 5, which might explain why I felt dirty taking the picture. At least I didn't do it with a camera phone.
Previously: Hotter than a Balrog; Sperm to bridge color divide; Get your hand out of your pants you dirty old broad
See also: DVD's: "Almost Jailbait 5" And "Her First Monster Dick" (fleshbot)Labels: tightfit, WGL
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--Wednesday, December 13, 2006--
But is it good for the Jews? (pt. XXV)
 Perusing various Christmas-flavored titles I was struck by how under-represented The Chosen People are this time of year in the porn world, despite the fact that we own it.
There's Hustler's Christmas in Memphis, Ninnworx' Silent Night and, of course, Sin City's Big Titty Christmas.
Luckily, there's also Tightfit's Assraelis, which I'm hoping israeli good. (And if you click the link, you will see that prices are slashed!)
Assraelis was shot in Israel, near where the Christ Child was born. It contains public group sex footage which gives new meaning to the term "temple mount".
Now that the marketplace is open, I can finally release my masterpiece Goo Gobblin' Jewesses of Gehenna.
Previously: Girls, Corpses, Calendars, and the Jews; Next year in another casino; Rock, Stapp slap over cock flap
See also: Tightfit Productions
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