Pink Visual, a company that makes porn that is low on production value but big on heart
Pink Visual, while not investing in story and feelings
The porn equivalent of getting a feeding tube inserted through your nostrils into your stomach, Pink Visual movies have never been accused of being high concept and exclusionary. And that's great.
Their series Orgy Sex Parties captures people in various porny parts of America (for Volume 5 we're in Miami) having sex on boats and rental home couches while bystanders gawp with red Solo cups. In some cases it looks as though the camera were mounted on a keg rolling freely through the room.
But forgive me, aren't all sex parties orgies? If so, why call the movie Orgy Sex Parties? Wouldn't it be more powerful to call the movies Orgies?
An earthquake registering 5.8 on the Richter scale shocked California's San Bernardino and Riverside Counties this morning at 11:42, causing buildings to sway as far away as Las Vegas and sending pens and Jenna Jameson's Temptation Award crashing to the floor at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Salmon Hatchery, Heliport, and Yurt in downtown Los Angeles.
But the Chino Hills-centered quake erupted closest to the compounds of Michael Ninn and Kelly Madison, two porn producers in this area southeast of Los Angeles dubbed "Couples' Porn Valley" for its emphasis on content that ostensibly makes women feel OK about watching porn with their husbands or boyfriends.
Aerial photographs of the paddock in which Ninn once kept a herd of contract girls including Cassidey and Jana Jordan revealed that no significant damage had been done, and that the rolling and swinging characteristic of Southern California earthquakes had little effect on the swinging Kelly Madison was doing already.
Neither was available for comment as local forecasters predicted aftershocks that could measure up to 4.2.
Today's 5.8 quake was the strongest in the area since the devastating Northridge quake of 1994, which accordioned bridges, sent property values hellward, and was largely responsible for the proliferation of porn companies in the northwest San Fernando Valley around the epicenter.
Applied seismologist Lex Luthor does not believe that the magnitude of today's earthquake was sufficient to cause porn companies to seek property in the Chino/Norco/Corona area. But he does predict that a general aura of seediness and God's Wrath will be a boon for the adult industry.
"Everybody has faults," he said. "Mine's in California."
Outside his office in downtown L.A., Ponante said he didn't feel a thing, and lamented his lack of sensitivity.
Before you're tempted to laugh at the night-time activities of 70's swingers, consider what future generations will think about the Dirtpipe Milkshakescollection on your coffee table amongst the In-n-Out wrappers.
Al Goldstein's "Midnight Blue" public access show aired this series of commercials in the late 70's, America's Grooviest Time.
But forgive me, aren't all sex parties orgies? If so, why call the movie Orgy Sex Parties? Wouldn't it be more powerful to call the movies Orgies?
