"Life is old there," Courtney Cummz didn't explain of her return to West Virginia to dance tonight. "Older than the trees."
Cummz headlines tonight at Divas Club in Kearneysville, on a country road between Virginia and Maryland, and also between the Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River.
Tomorrow she will sign autographs at Bunker Hill's Sensual Nights so that all your memories can gather 'round her.
Cummz is an oiled and dangerous Zero Tolerance contract star who loves meeting her fans.
"I am also delighted that the ghost of John Denver has reached from Hell across the centuries to bestow his icy finger of favor on me," she most certainly did not say.
Even casual observers of adult awards will notice that the same people and projects tend to be nominated over the course of the several annual trophy presentations, from the AVNs in January to Tampa's NightMoves in October. This not only squeezes every last cent of possible revenue from the same movies, contract stars, and sponsoring studios, but it also provides an opportunity for regional adult biz personalities to get together.
Like many of the other award shows, the NightMoves event is the high point of an accompanying convention. Among the dozens of porn personalities committed to this year's NightMoves is the sturdy and capable Veronica Rayne (pictured).
But since NightMoves is the only significant east coast awards show and because it originated from an erotic dancer magazine, the 16-year-old show does have its own style and flavor and, because it is still well under the radar of consumers who only think of AVN and Las Vegas when they think of adult awards, the hijinks in Florida are allowed to be more raucous.
Plus, Florida is like Mecca for strippers. Going there is like a pilgrimage for them.
Here are the nominees for the 2008 NightMoves awards, to be presented October 13:
2008 Finalists BEST FEMALE PERFORMER Ashlynn Brooke Belladonna Bree Olson Eva Angelina Jenna Haze Jesse Jane Kaylani Lei Penny Flame Sasha Grey Stormy Daniels
BEST MALE PERFORMER Barrett Blade Evan Stone James Dean Manual Ferrara Marco Banderas Marcus London Randy Spears Shane Diesel Tommy Gunn
BEST DIRECTOR Belladona Bill Fisher B. Skow D.Cypher Eli Cross Jules Jordan Robby D Stormy Daniels
BEST NEW STARLET Alexis Texas Audrey Bitoni Kayden Kross Moxxie Maddron Ryder Skye Stoya Tera Wray Tori Black
BEST FEATURE DANCER Carmen Hart Gina Lynn Jesse Jane Lexi Lamour Stormy Daniels Sunny Lane Teagan Teri Weigel Vivian West
BEST FEATURE PRODUCTION Black Widow - Wicked Pictures Cheerleaders - Digital Playground Dark City - Adam & Eve Fashionistas Safado: Berlin - Evil Angel Oracle - Wicked Pictured Twins Do Science - Vivid Entertainment UpLoad - SexZ Pictures
BEST COMEDY / PARODY Bree's Slumber Party - Adam & Eve Carolina Jones & The Broken Covenant - Adam & Eve Not Another Porn Movie - Bad Seed / Burning Angel Not The Brady's XXX - X Play / Hustler Video Operation Desert Stormy - Wicked Pictures Spunk'd The Movie - 6969 Entertainment (EDITOR'S NOTE: This movie has not won a goddamn thing this year. Not to slam any other movie on this list [because who has the time?], but it is much better than any of them) Stood Up - Vivid Entertainment
BEST SERIES Bang Bus - Bang Brothers Productions Big Wet Asses - Elegant Angel Chica Boom - Kick Ass Pictures Couples Seduce Teens - Pink Visual Flesh Hunter - Jules Jordan Jack's Playground - Digital Playground Meet The Fuckers - Zero Tolerance
BEST ALL SEX / GONZO RELEASE Big Wet Asses #13 - Elegant Angel Bring 'Um Young #26 - Anabolic Chemistry 3 - Vivid Cock Pigs - Evil Angel E For Eva - Evil Angel / Jonni Darkko Jack's Teen America #20 - Digital Playground Teradise Island 2 - Teravision / Vivid
BEST ALL GIRL / GIRL RELEASE Belladonna Fucking Girls #5 - Evil Angel Bree & Kayden - Adam & Eve Intimate Moments #12 "Sensual Intimacies" - Abagail Productions/Abby Winters Lesbian Daydreams "Older Women / Younger Girls" - Sweetheart Video No Man's Land #43 - Video Team Predator 2 - Wicked Women Seeking Women #40 - Girlfriend Films
BEST PRODUCTION COMPANY Adam & Eve Digital Playground Evil Angel Hustler Video Jules Jordan Video Pink Visual Productions Red Light District SexZ Pictures Vivid Entertainment Wicked Pictures
The director Michael Ninn, known for his artful pornography, last year entered a partnership with the gentlemen's club chain Spearmint Rhino to thematically link those two companies. Ninn has ended his relationship with the fraught-with-turmoil result of that partnership, Ninnworx_SR.
"A Ninnworx movie delivers overwrought porn with a complex storyline and editing that prevents masturbators from getting a good look at the crucial parts," I said in my unsuccessful bid to be Ninnworx_SR's marketing director, "and Spearmint Rhino delivers listless strippers for an outrageous cover charge and drinks minimum.
"You should really get together."
After months of contract stars being announced and then dropping out, a move to the non-strategic Riverside County town of Norco and, according to Ninn associates, checks going unpaid by the Spearmint Rhino corporate office, Ninnworx_SR only remains as a website.
In truth, Ninnworx was never a real partner with Spearmint Rhino. No one visiting any of the club's stateside or international locations would be greeted by Catherine-branded pinball machines, Sacred Sin nonalcoholic cocktails, or Neopornographia lap dances. The Spearmint Rhino customer would never know Ninnworx existed. On the other hand, every Ninnworx movie was labeled with the Spearmint Rhino logo.
In a Camelot-invoking mea culpa that is unusual for porn (but which also left no doubt about where the real blame lies), Michael Ninn changed his name to IMNinn and apologized to anyone who believed his previous press releases.
"I would first like to apologize to the people who believed in me over the last eight months as I made my path through a journey called Ninn Worx_SR. I publicly apologize to Brea Bennett, Cassidey, Jana Jordan, Nikki Kane and Renee Perez, who believed in me and a dream I had, called Ninn Worx_SR. You did not deserve the way you have been treated, the half-truths you were told, nor the lack of respect you were given. My support for you, my crew and every other person that believed in me and my dream never failed. However, because of my belief in what Ninn Worx_SR could be, I find myself on the outside of my own company, looking in. A place I never imagined I'd be, but a fitting place none the less for me. I join you on the outside of Ninn Worx_SR, not a broken man, but a person who choose conscience over wealth, respect over disrespect and truth over half truths," stated IMNINN.
Ninn, who has worked in the adult industry for 16 years, then continued with the righteousness of a man burned in a business relationship.
"There comes a time in most people's life when you must make this choice; to put the better good above ones self, that wealth is not as important as well being and doing the right thing makes you a better person in spite of the out come. I say to you today, I stand on the outside of Ninn Worx_SR along with my contract stars and my crew, knowing that I no longer have to live with the lie that the check is in the mail or that the corporate committee will get back to you, as soon as they have reviewed your invoice and have reached a decision on paying you.
"I feel this is not an end at all, but just the beginning. I enter the next phase of the Ninn Worx_SR relationship with a positive attitude and a firm belief in our legal system and welcome the challenges ahead."
(I especially like the "firm belief in our legal system." That's a badass thing to say. That's something I would say as I dropped my cigarette on the floor and crushed it under my boot. I would also add "Baby." So as I walked away from an onerous business relationship I would drop my cigarette to the floor, crush it under my boot, and say, "I have a strong belief in our legal system, Baby.")
Ninn's straight porn homage to 300, The Four, will be released under the Ninnworx_SR label in August.
Many people believe that porn is not hard work. "I've seen Behind the Scenes footage," you might say. "They just lie there and send text messages."
While that might be true, there is a lot of work that went into just lying there, including a lot of standing up. If you want to see someone standing up really well you should go see Sunny Lane at the Deja Vu Gentlemen's Establishment in North Hollywood this weekend.
Lane will be appearing at 8, 10, and midnight on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.
The porn stars who came from stripping are among the hardest working people in the business; they are almost always on point and know how to hustle. They also have rock-hard calves. I have seen Lane crack mighty and endangered redwoods into kindling with her powerful thighs.
"Tree got in my way," she did not say - but she is that determined.
Photographer Richard Kern is featured in a regular series of segments on Spike Jonze's Brooklyn-based site VBS-TV. "Shot by Kern" is interesting for several reasons, not the least of which being it gives equal airtime to Kern's reactions to his models.
This week it is Burning Angel model Sinead who, at 20, has been aware of having a compelling rack for at least seven years, though she admits that "I was (even) a very sultry eight-year-old."
Kern is shooting a book called "Looker" in which he recreates embarrassing celebrity moments. He poses Sinead as Anna Nicole Smith covered in her own vomit (lacking any of Anna Nicole Smith's vomit, Kern uses apple sauce on Sinead).
"Have you gotten any puking photos where the puke is real?" Kern is asked. "Does that interest you?"
"No," Kern said, looking alarmed.
Three years ago, when I was 20, I didn't have Sinead's mercenary worldview. In her interview she talks about sex, sex work, and stripping only as they pertain to money.
On dancing: "I had nothing to do for a month. Then I had a thousand dollars in cash lying all around me."
On her club: "(People spend) their Wall Street bonuses for the year."
On doing (or not doing) porn: "Whatever. Whatever's fun and pays."
This is not a moral judgment. People should be fairly compensated for having breasts.
"Even in high school people would say, 'You have real nice tits.'" Sinead said.
Report: Anti-909 sentiment rampant in stripper community
Precious, a stripper and stripper agency owner from California's Inland Empire, told me that strippers from Los Angeles and Orange Counties are prejudiced against people from the 909 area code.
"They look down on us," she said. "They think we're not on the ball."
Precious runs a company called Precious Entertainment, which sends peelers throughout the greater Riverside and Pomona areas.
"People in L.A. and Orange County have so much going on," she said, "that they think people from around Riverside can't get it together."
Anyone dialing a 909 number on a rotary phone would know how silly that is. It's easy to call someone else lazy when you're dialing 323.
Precious told me she's looking for additional strippers. Oh, I don't know; I think the current lineup has a lot going for it.
One of the most important things to learn, as a stripper or as an American, is to squat in high heels.
But it's difficult. Maybe not as difficult as merging a porn company with a string of gentlemen's clubs, as Ninnworx has done with Spearmint Rhino, but still difficult.
When I first saw Nikki Kane (above right) in this promo picture for her upcoming dance gigs with Ninnworx_SR, I thought that surely there was someone just out of frame who had used magnets to keep her stationary. But then I saw Renee Perez, who seems to be squatting without wires or bolts (though she could still be cemented there).
It occurred to me recently that one of our nation's most treasured stripper poses is the exact same position women in countries without our excellent universal healthcare system employ to deliver babies in the field.
You could say that stripping is like a mating dance, so that the squat, as exhibited here, is the end result of conception. I like to think that, too, and that their babies will be born melon-scented and covered in glitter.
Perez and Kane join Jana Jordan, Brea Bennett, and Cassidey (above) in Spearmint Rhino branded clubs like Rouge and the Blue Zebra throughout February. If you see Cassidey, please tell her she was the best thing about Debbie Loves Dallas.
As you can see, April Flores can hit a high C without using her hands or her voice!
Flores was in Hollywood with her husband, the director Carlos Batts, to promote Voluptuous Life, a sort of Lifestyles of the Abundantly Tasty that chronicles her various curvy exploits in L.A., San Francisco, and New York.
I like Flores because we are both native Spanish speakers with flaming red hair, and because she and Batts prove an exception to the rule of successful, happy couples in porn.
See more pictures after the gap.
The only time I had visited this studio space on Cole Ave. was my first on the set story after launching my website in 2005. All the sights and smells of the gangbang epic Six in Me came back as I stood drinking open bar liquor on the very spot where Jack Venice and Brian Surewood came on Terri Summers' face. I thought, if I could only have told Surewood and Venice then what we all know now, well, I would have got in the way of what eventually landed on the sweet Dutch Summers.
Voluptuous Life, produced by Bad Seed, was being hyped along with the soft launch of Adam & Eve's new label, Independent Adult Cinema. Bad Seed is Adam & Eve's gonzo division, said marketing vice president Peter Reynolds, so Voluptuous Life and Joe Gallant's Skin Trade, both of which are not gonzo movies, would have been on the IAC label had it existed this summer.
As it is, IAC's first official release will be a title directed by Joanna Angel, set to coincide with the AVN Expo next month.
Flores is the type of person people are happy to be around. There were women from all walks of life at the party, porn and non-porn, eager to push their breasts against hers.
Kimberly Kane, Masuimi Max, and the delightful Cherry of Jumbo's Clown Room (high on the list of phrases I never imagined I would type), all gathered to join their breasts with those of Flores, as if her breasts reflected the bulk buying power of a Costco membership and they all wanted a shot at pallets of Raisinets.
Adam and Eve, as you can see, is managed by men with trim facial hair and glasses. From left we see executives Wit Maverick, Bob Christian, and Peter Reynolds. These are the people who supply a good deal of the world's pornography; are you surprised they look so urbane?
If Robert Crumb worked for Marvel Comics, Katja Kassin would be the superheroine he'd create.
The callipygian Land Mädel is coming to the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys from Thursday through Saturday.
If you are a Katja Kassin fan and are worried that your travel to fire-ravaged Southern California will be impeded, have no fear: Van Nuys has almost no trees!
A "bondage parlor" called Dominion is being called a "good" adult business while a strip joint proposed to open in a former meat warehouse 1,000 feet away is being fought by residents of an area in the shadow of the 10 Freeway in Culver City.
I side with the residents; patrons of bondage parlors are usually more restrained.
(Thanks Jay Moyes for the L.A. floggo-geography lesson.)
You can think about the woman, or the peeler you knew in 2005
Not, as I'd originally thought, a Bob Seger travelogue dealing with the trials and tribulations of life on the road, the just-available NightMoves documentary is instead a backstage look at Tampa's annual stripper-heavy convention, shot during the 2005 show.
Characterized by a homier and clubbier feel than the AVN convention and show, the 2005 NightMoves event brought together Keli Anderson, Regan Anthony, Aria, Belladonna, Jezebel Bond, Tim Case, Darla Crane, Kiki D'aire, Felicia Fox, Victoria Givens, Montana Gunn, Dennis Hof, Layla-Jade, Jesse Jane, Ron Jeremy, Christi Lake, Jacklyn Lick, Carmen Luvana, Gina Lynn, Sean Michaels, Mike South, Lisa Sparxxx, Sunset Thomas, and Vandalia for several days of inside jokes, fan interactions, the inevitable crossovers with the swinging community, and peeler drama.
Even at the feature dancing level, the noble stripper is a blue collar worker. She works hard for the money (even if she hates you), so this behind the scenes peak might as well be about railroad workers, except with boobies and pole wax.
I asked one stripper of my acquaintance how it felt to pick up a measly three dollars off the stage after an extended workout to "Old Time Rock And Roll" or "My Humps":
"You pretend it doesn't bother you," she said, "but you just want to explode."
If you like the April Flores like the world likes the April Flores, check out You Show Girl Burlesque this Saturday when Ms. Alter Ego takes the stage at Charlie O's at 501 South Spring Street downtown.
Strip club manager/Iron Maiden enthusiast Tim Case sent this along. He said he found it on Craigslist, but his wife, the dancer/performer/proud mom Felicia Fox, might have written it, too.
Everything listed in this Stripper Rant is common sense but it is, of course, a letdown to find that peelers don't like me for my profound insights into the adult industry. Remember: strippers don't like you; they tolerate you. Your only chance at approximating the warm, positive regard girlfriend experience you've been fooling yourself about is if you tip.
Read the rant after the gap.
Stripper Rant
1) Hey you over there, holding that one dollar bill in your hand with a death grip and waving it around at me like it's the fucking deed to Trump Towers... what the fuck do you want me to do, grow another pussy?!? It's a fuckin' dollar, put it down on the tiprail and blow my world away already.
2) You losers that come into the club for a lapdance with NO underwear or boxers and thin-ass, nylon shorts, so we slip and slide on your hard-on (which always feel like a sharpie pen ~ fine point)...fuck you.
3) You with the thick-ass jeans, this was an impromptu visit, eh?
4) Don't pull my thong up during a dance and ask me if it felt good. IT DOES NOT FEEL GOOD.
5) Hey you, Loser, the one counting out the 20 bucks in one dollar increments, rubbing your fingers between each one to make sure you are giving me just that one dollar. Yes, you.
6) No I will not just let you "slip it in real quick" for $50 more bucks.
7) Yeah, my tits are real. As real as my affection for you.
8)If you cum in your pants, you have to tip me an extra $100 for being a lame-ass who can cum in their pants from a lapdance.
9) Stop asking me out. You're a smelly, fat loser and the only reason I'm smiling and cooing at you is because I want your money. Outside of the club I wouldn't even fart your way.
11) Stop bitching at me about the goddamn two drink minimum. First of all, your breath ranks (what'd you have for dinner, garlic and shit?), you're about 172 lbs. overweight, and you look like Jay Leno. More importantly: I don't give a shit.
12) Don't bitch at me about the $10 non-alchoholic beer either. Hide a bottle of Jack in your coat pocket next time like everyone else does.
13) My horniness is in direct proportion to your income.
14) No, you CAN'T SMOKE. Dumb. Ass.
15 )Boys, don't sit in the front row with your "homies" and act all engrossed in some deep conversation during a girls performance because you want to look like you're too "cool" to notice the hot, naked girl in front of you. It's a clear sign that you ain't getting any.
16) DON'T SIT IN THE FRONT ROW IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TIP. Fer chrissakes!!!!!!!!!!!
17) "So what do you guys do when you're on your period?" Answer: I lap dance with guys in dark pants.
18) STOP trying to grab my tits!!!!!!! That's extra.
19) SHOWER FIRST, you nasty fuck!
20) I had a feeling you weren't going to tip me, so I took extra care to rub my lip gloss on your collar and wear extra glitter lotion and obnoxious perfume before our dance.
21) Hey cheapasses: please don't come to my work. Just stay home and jack off to "Desperate Housewives" instead. It will save us a both a lot of unpleasantry.
22) Stop asking me why I do this job and try to get all psychologically analytical on me. For the money, you moron, that's why.
23) No seriously, my real name is Sparkle.
24) NO, I will not take a dime sac for payment. I can tell it's oregano anyway you stupid mutherfucker!
25) Sorry, I don't do that. Ask the ugly girl at the bar with the black roots and overbite.
26) I can see it's your first time at a strip club. Let me explain the dynamics to you. If you want a fuck or a blow-job, go to the ugly chicks. Hot girls don't have to do "extra services." I can give you some recommendations for a small fee.
27) It is not okay for you to bounce me on your cock like a baby on a knee. Not okay.
28) Stop complaining about how short the song was. It felt like the fucking maxi-single to me.
29)Yes I will fuck you, but only for 10 grand. More if you're ugly. So basically, more.
30) DO NOT come into the club looking for a girlfriend/date. It's like me going to PETA looking for a steak.
31) Girls--what's with the pole smell? Can we do a little hygiene check? Nothing than worse than twirling around the pole and getting a whiff of stale pussy.
32) Girls--stop lip-syncing to the song you're dancing to on stage. Especially if you don't know all the words.
33) Girls--if your toes curl and hang over your platform shoes a la' Fred Flinstone, you need to go up a size. http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
34) Girls--drowning yourself in Angel perfume is just as bad if not worse than the BO you're trying to cover. Take a goddamn shower, you smell like lapdance funk.
35) Hey DJ! You suck!
36)Girls--may I suggest complete sobriety before getting tatted up? Tattoos should be meaningful, or at least semi-meaningful, or at least semi semi-meaningful. That fucking dancing llama on your ass is so lame.
37)Girls--some songs just should not be stripped to. Please. No Disney soundtracks (you know who you are, you fucking weirdo), Sade, Boys II Men, or Bjork. For the love of God, Please.
Director Michale Ninn and NinnWorx have been contracted to art up the 34 worldwide locations of the Spearmint Rhino peeler chain, and the studio will function as the clubs' production arm.
I'm hoping that Spearmint Rhinos will become more Innocence Brat and less Sacred Sin, because who wants to go to a strip club and see someone raging around his apartment weeping about the death of his wife?
Full story on the next page.
Ninn says that this deal, with its roots in meetings between himself and Spearmint Rhino owner John Gray at January's AVN Convention, includes NinnWorx contract performers Jana Jordan and Heather Vuur appearing at the clubs.
The partnership has resulted in the creation of a third company, NinnWorx_SR, which will be headquartered in the city of Norco in Riverside County.
Norco sounds like the soulless name of a company town, but it is actually short for "North Corona" - uninspired, but California is a big place, and you don't get a gem like "Hesperia" every day. In Norco, you can ride your horse to dinner, and many businesses have hitching posts.
Riverside County, famous for being a hotbed of despair, is now changing its image to a porn destination (though it is doubtful you will find that in Chamber of Commerce literature). The headquarters of Pornfidelity are just down the street in Corona.
NinnWorx has recently signed Lena Nicole to a contract, and for a while flirted with the idea of signing former Adam & Eve implosion Sophia Lynn. This will probably not happen due to a recurrence of the same things that scuttled her Adam & Eve deal, sources say.
Recent rumors of NinnWorx' financial instability are exaggerated and incorrect, say company spokespeople. The company co-sponsored its "Gathering" party last year with Eddie Van Halen in support of Sacred Sin. Van Halen went into rehab shortly thereafter, but I should have as well. That's how good the party was.
You will not be able to swing a dead impulse-purchase accessory dog this weekend without encountering a porn star stripper in America.
Little Casey Parker will make her dancing debut tomorrow night at Rouge: A Club for Gentlemen, 1616 East 15th Street in Los Angeles.
But wait: There's more!
Read about where Tera, Brooke, Stormy, and Nautica will be peeling after the break in the HTML continuum.
Tera Patrick will return to Wolcott, CT's Rockstar establishment tomorrow and Saturday night. Why name a strip club Rockstar? Better than calling it Folk Duo.
Brooke Haven, whose picture should be in the dictionary under the definition of Millennial Stripper, will be at Van Nuys' Spearmint Rhino tonight through Saturday.
Stormy Daniels will be at Hartford and Groton, CT's Gold Clubs from tonight through Saturday promoting Operation Desert Stormy and pointedly refusing to tell me about craft services on Knocked Up.
Finally, Nautica Thorn (who did tell me about craft services on Knocked Up), will grace El Paso's Red Parrot at 14400 Gateway Blvd. West.
Trina Michaels will be dancing at Heartbreakers in Compton, IL this Friday and Saturday.
I asked Michaels if she presents strip club patrons with anything "extra".
"Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move," she did not say.
Michaels has also debuted a YouTube blog, in which she details how wearing high heels and short shorts contributed to her driving away from a gas station with the pump still attached.
The fan to the left smiles bravely as Jesse Jane's rock hard right breast presses slowly though her rib cage at a recent Allentown, PA strip club appearance.
"I can think of worse ways to go," the fan didn't wheeze, wishing that, like her friend to the far right, she'd only injured her elbow on Jane's well-toned groin.
Jesse Jane to ask them to dance, dance with them slow
Jesse Jane will be dancing at Erv's BYO Gentlemen's Club on Airport Rd. in Allentown, PA June 8 and 9. The Digital Playground star and Miss Iron, Coke, Chromium, Steel 2004-2006 will be performing two shows nightly.
"All the promises your teachers gave?" Jane did not say, "If you work hard? If you behave? Well, we're gonna cash it in tonight! I bet you're hung like your graduation on the wall."
Erv's is famous in the Airport Rd. area for its G-String Grille, featuring the Buffalo Chicken Blast, a concoction of Buffalo Chicken and Pepper Jack cheese with bleu cheese dressing and hot sauce, lettuce, tomato, and onion.
"You'll blast in your pants!" no one connected with the venue said.
Jane's Pirates co-star Carmen Luvana danced at Erv's last month to an excited crowd."It's hard to keep a good man down," she did not note, despite the fact that all the coal had been taken from the ground.
Because I am the nation's finest erotic photographer, I knew that Regan Anthony needed a prop for our impromptu photo session at the new KSEX studios (she was a guest on Tony Batman's show).
We noticed that the walls were bare and that, since KSEX' move from Burbank to Chatsworth was not complete, there was little furniture around.
"Sit on that large wire spool!" I commanded.
"Now what?" Anthony asked.
"Now take this $20 bill and stick it between your breasts!" I said.
"The most I ever got between them was $104," she said.
(I didn't have that much cash on me, so I swiped my credit card instead.)
According to this picture, which advertises these ladies' appearance at Rouge Gentlemen's Establishment tomorrow, Carolyn Reese is indignant to be placed at the left side of a redhead.http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gif
Both Kelly Tyler and Aline, because they are on Sienna West's right, appear good-natured and content, eager to take off their clothes and dance to Young Jeezy for you. In fact, this picture is remarkable in that 75 percent of the people in it seem happy. Why, then, does Reese seem so sad?
"I don't think 'The Sopranos' can possibly be resolved in next week's episode," she did not say.
Did you know the City Of Rancho Cordova, CA, established 2003, is hoping to annex some unincorporated Sacramento County land? And did you further know that Lyla Lei is dancing near there this Monday at Gold Club Centerfolds?
Sometimes it boggles the mind how much a part of history we are.
"Gold Club" invariably refers to the Gold River and the Gold Rush traffic that passed through that area in the mid-1800's. One can learn so much history just following strippers around.
If Lei's expression seems hostile, she has her reasons.
"Rancho Cordova's struggle to become the seventh city of Sacramento County was fraught with turmoil," she did not say, not adding, "and anyone who would dare to oppose annexing this little bit of scrub (not referring to her vagina but the 1.2 miles south of State Highway 50) will have to deal with me."
"Life is old there," Courtney Cummz didn't explain of her return to West Virginia to dance tonight. "Older than the trees."
Cummz is an oiled and dangerous Zero Tolerance contract star who loves meeting her fans.
