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Phoebe Jones in The Cheerist
--Tuesday, March 06, 2007--
 Here is what Phoebe Jones can bring to your team:Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, and Bukkake. She was not in Six in Me. Previously: Fiat Lux Kassidy; Erotica L.A. in review See also: Absolute Modeling Labels: agency, because, stats
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Welcome to Porn, McKenzie and Phoebe
--Thursday, February 15, 2007--
 As you know, I drink a lot of coffee. It was strange, then, when I opened my e-mail this morning to find two women who look exactly like barristas at the Porn Valley Starbucks I frequent.Both are represented by Absolute Modeling. The first is McKenzie Michelle. McKenzie does, if not enjoys, Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, Interracial, Bukkake, and will swallow. She will also leave a little room for cream at the top. See more of McKenzie here. Next is Phoebe Jones, 22. Phoebe is willing to take on Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, and Bukkake. I will forgive her always hawking those overpriced Norah Jones CDs. View Phoebe's pictures here. Previously: Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; Stats: Sexy Vanessa See also: Absolute Modeling Labels: agency, because, stats
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Stats: Sexy Vanessa
 I admit that before I became America's Beloved Porn Journalist I was merely a Beloved AVN Employee, and I would see press releases for new models popping up on the blog sites that weren't blocked from my lonely cubicle.When I hung out my own shingle I made a couple of half-hearted attempts to the various Porn Valley modeling agencies to send me e-mails about their new talent but no one ever got back to me. I was sad, but I moved on. Lacking actual content, I just made things up. So today I got word of Sexy Vanessa from Absolute Modeling. I don't know what her middle name is. Ms. Vanessa does not look like a frail and wilting flower. In fact, she looks like she could do well in a cage match with Alektra Blue. Here is what Sexy Vanessa can add to your production: Solo, GG, Fetish, Squirting, BJ, BG, BBG, BGG, Anal, BDSM, Swallow, Facial, and ATM. It doesn't say anything about Jesus Head Sculptures. You may book here here. The one problem I could foresee would be in meeting for the first time. SV: "Hi! I'm Sexy Vanessa." GP: "But my name isn't Vanessa." Previously: Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0 See also: Sexy Vanessa Labels: "absolute modeling", agency, stats
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