| --Thursday, December 13, 2007--
You Be the Judge: Squirting or Urinating?
 Of the debates that occasionally tear Porn Valley asunder, there is none so divisive as what constitutes squirting and what is peeing. And if there was a movie about 'MILF"s who "squirt", well, we'd be here all day.
I received two movies today, one called Super Squirters 4 and one called Tinkle Time 2. Both used alliteration, both used multiples of 2 in the title. The following might be heresy, but Was the substance that came out similar, too?
Can you tell what the people in the next two pages are about to do?
 Here is Sophie Dee. Everything she does is wonderful, and Welsh. But what is she about to do?
 This is a little bit arty. I know all about art.
 Maybe this is a no-brainer because Flower Tucci is so closely associated with squirting. But don't typecast her.
 Here Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander command Chelsie Rae to do something on the grass. What will it be?
 Tinkle Time 2
Super Squirters 4
Previously: Porner's Almanac Week 4; Squirting and self-censorship
See also: JM Productions, VenomLabels: audrey hollander, chelsie rae, flower tucci, MILF, new porn daily, otto bauer, sophie dee, squirting, urination
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--Monday, October 01, 2007--
Gödel, Escher, Jack Lawrence
Kickass Pictures has started posting PG-13 behind the scenes content to YouTube, and here Jack Lawrence explains to Summer exactly what he will do to make her squirt. What is fascinating is that conversations like this one are most often shouted from girders at construction sites rather than stated calmly, from a couch. And they never incorporate realities like the Bernoulli Effect, surface tension, and walnuts. America isn't falling behind other industrialized nations in Science; it's just seeking out more practical applications.
Previously: Passion is to magma as squirting is to lava; Hirsch's Heavies heave haunches heavenward; (Pop) Shot in the foot
See also: Jack Lawrence, Kickass Pictures on YouTubeLabels: instruction, Jack Lawrence, kick ass, male talent, squirting, summer
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--Monday, September 10, 2007--
Squirting and self-censorship
 I visited the set of Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party prior to my vacation and wrote about it for the adult trade magazine XBiz in a story that will be published next month. Because I am so goddamn good at what I do, I rarely get edited and can generally print whatever I please, including my tangential thoughts on natural childbirth, salmon ladders, and alien autopsies.
Still, I did leave a word out of the first paragraph of my XBiz story because folks get touchy. See if you can determine which one it was in the un-self-expurgated version after the gap.
After awhile, watching a porn movie being shot seems less like an event than a job, and that’s how it should be. After all, this is a legitimate business. But visiting one of Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Partys allows the observer to rediscover the childlike wonder of watching someone squirt all over a rented Encino wall.
 Anyway, Sindee Jennings' squirting was the big gun of the day, but I especially liked Annabelle Lee and Lexi Love. If Jennings' aquabatics was Star Wars, then Love and Lee were like the Falkland Islands Conflict; I was assured that nothing would fly out at me and everything was pleasant.
See a gallery here.
Previously: The Famous Vagina of Amber Peach; Squirting and terrrorism; Masturbation and shame
See also: Cousin Stevie, XBiz Labels: "cousin stevie", annabelle lee, lexi love, pussy party, sic, sindee jennings, squirting, xbiz
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--Thursday, December 05, 2002--
Director Endows Digits
 CHATSWORTH, Calif. - Publicity move or not, now Axel Braun is putting his money where the masturbation is.
The Elegant Angel director had his hands insured with Lloyd’s of London for $400K after shooting The Squirting Adventures of Dr. G. Braun plays the titular role in the film, which he described as “a lot of fun to make” on location in Prague, though he “worked (his) ass off.”
Despite this, Braun chose to insure his hands instead. Each finger is now worth a stripped Lexus.
Elegant Angel’s The Squirting Adventures of Dr. G will be released next month.Labels: "AVN stories", directors, hype, squirting
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