It appears from this news clipping from a Michigan paper that, since there is no real law against being Satan, the Vice President was hauled in for having relations with a dead dog.Michigan's Bay City Times posted this article about Ronald E. Kuch, a man charged under the state's existing sodomy law for a tryst with a dead dog behind a daycare center, next to a photo of Dick Cheney after the latter's escape from a Taliban suicide bomber.
Kuch was charged with sodomy because there's nothing on Michigan's books about what a man and a dead dog (who love each other very much) can or cannot do.
Kuch's attorney, Kathryn Fehrman, argued that a dead dog is not an animal and therefore cannot be violated against its will. I agree. I believe a dead dog is actually a desk.
Cheney used similar logic when he said that waterboarding was not torture. It's just "a dunk in water," he said.
Previously: Send it down; Shane's World made me a dick
See also: Judge says local suspect will stand trial for sodomy (mlive.com), Rum, Sodomy & the Lash
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Tuesday, February 27, 2007
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