| --Monday, August 27, 2007--
Roxy Panther's Sugarloaf
 That's right: you never would have expected to see those three words together. But they fit, goddamn you.
It was an overcast day overlooking Copacabana Beach when this photo was snapped. After some deliberation, it has been determined that the beach in the background is not itself a photograph and that Panther was really there (because I am an an ancient mariner, I studied the tides). I didn't want you to think Porn is based on Lies.
Previously: Brazilian Bar Hopping; Don't do that if it hurts you, Caylian Curtis
See also: Woodman EntertainmentLabels: because, brazil, pierre woodman, roxy panther
posted by Gram the Man
at
|
 
--Monday, June 11, 2007--
Seriously, Caylian Curtis: Don't do that if it hurts you
 I don't know Caylian Curtis but I already feel protective about her.
Look at her here on the beach in Pierre Woodman's Amazonian Dreams, shot in Brazil in the northern Tranny-Free Zone: either she's touching her labia and her left breast hurts or it's the other way around.
The secret is to touch both breasts and The Labes, as professionals call them, simultaneously. Also, take out the belly button ring; everyone knows the treacherous Amazon River Navel Asp likes to devour the fleshy area around them and make a nest.
Caylian Curtis looks like Jesse Jane got her chocolate mixed up with Casey Parker's peanut butter. If you know what I mean.
Previously: Sex City review; Sorry, but all you'll get is the sword
See also: Woodman EntertainmentLabels: casey parker, caylian curtis, jesse jane, pierre woodman
posted by Gram the Man
at
|
--Tuesday, May 01, 2007--
Sorry, but all you'll get is the sword
 Ninnworx and Woodman Entertainment are having a sales tournament for blessed artifacts from Pierre Woodman's Xcalibur, which received Best Director and Best Movie honors at this year's Brussels Erotica awards. Ninnworx is distributing the title in North America.
43rdpresidentoftheunitedstates asks: Grams, where's Brussels?
A: It is in Belgium, which is in Europe. Europe is famous for the 1986 hit "The Final Countdown".
This is not one of those contests where you submit your name and hope for the best; this requires you to do something.
The distributor with the highest total of 'Xcalibur' units purchased will receive the helmet and sword worn by Charlie Stygger as 'Arthur', based on invoiced orders. The top 'Xcalibur' retail sales winner will receive the 'Xcalibur' sword, used by Lancelot, portrayed by Georges Reno. Each will be accompanied by a certificate inscribed with authenticity information, specially designed for the winner by Ninn Worx creative team.
The contest is limited to distributors and retailers with US addresses only. For complete contest rules, contact Tom Deniro at sales@ninnworx.com.
Xcalibur is but the first of a trilogy. I hope later installments don't involve grail-based cum slurping, especially if I'm not paid for that awesome idea.
Previously: Hookers, Reality, Suicide; Cum Greed; Hotter than a Balrog
See also: Woodman Entertainment, Ninnworx, Utter the charm of making
Labels: contest, directors, dvd, geekery, ninnworx, pierre woodman, woodman entertainment
posted by Gram the Man
at
|
|
|
While GramPonante.com is written for a tenth-grade reading level (in some countries), you must be 18 years or older to visit this site. Sorry.
 |
| |
