| --Friday, August 10, 2007--
This is your big debut; it sure looks good in goo
 As you are aware, I am an expert on the elements of design. That is why I applaud Mercenary Pictures' new approach to emphasizing performer names on the boxcover of Tina Tyler's Fresh Out the Box 8.
Whereas less daring studios would underline, italicize, or embolden the names of Claudia Downs and Megan Monroe, Mercenary highlights their names in what appears to be ejaculate.
So won't you smile for the camera?
Previously: Mercedez' Tower of Terror; Vena Virago: Tempted; Memphis Monroe reveals Dark Side of her head
; I know they're gonna love it - Peg
See also: Steely DanLabels: "tina tyler", dvd, mercenary, pop, type
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--Wednesday, May 02, 2007--
"This nipple's not going to lick itself."
 Yoko Ono, not me, said "Woman is the nigger of the world". She was referring, of course, to the second-class status we give ladies in exchange for Dirtpipe Milkshakes.
This theory is borne out, alas, in Mercenary's Black Reign 11. Here is the stunning Desiree Diamond. What is she forced to do? Lick her own nipple. She should have an international team on that, pronto, but No - she has to do it herself.
She probably has to smack her own ass and bite her own finger, too.
Previously: I Love Black Dick 3; So are they pink or are they white?; Pharaoh porn
See also: Mercenary Pictures, Yoko OnoLabels: dvd, lex, mercenary, race movies
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--Thursday, April 26, 2007--
Anal title 60 percent short of ass
 In Butt Blasted Brazilian Babes (No Trannies This Time edition), Mercenary Pictures is taking an unorthodox approach to advertising a movie supposedly about asses: they're showing very few of them.
Of the five women pictured, only the center model is showing actual ass, and then merely 3/4 of it. The woman on the bottom right is actually displaying her anus, but not really her ass. It is generous, therefore, to say that this boxcover of this ass-based title shows a paltry 40 percent ass.
You will agree that anus and ass are not the same thing. That is why the anus is known as the ass hole. The ass, or butt, is the fleshy cushion that protects the anus. This has been known for centuries and I needn't remind you. I think it was in "The Da Vinci Code".
I am left to conclude that "Butt Blasted" means that most of these poor Brazilian women's asses have been blasted off.
Previously: Every picture tells a story; Solving for (anal); The Moral: You cannot spill iced tea on an anal crream pie
See also: Mercenary Pictures
Labels: brazil, dvd, mercenary, the ass
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As you are aware, I am an expert on the elements of design. That is why I applaud Mercenary Pictures' new approach to emphasizing performer names on the boxcover of Tina Tyler's Fresh Out the Box 8. 
