| --Tuesday, April 22, 2008--
Mandy Morbid: Cthulhu is my copilot
 Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it's Abraham Zapruder's student film from Miskatonic University.
"It's more hot than gross," claims director Zak Sabbath, but you be the judge. The tentacles were upholstered with a series of black condoms and their issue, Sabbath said, "is a proprietray substance."
Morbid needn't feel ashamed about the attack. It's not like she was asking for it, even sleeping in the provocative way she was; when the tentacles come, there is nothing you can do.
Previously: Young Hollywood and the birth of the United States
See also: Mandy MorbidLabels: canadian, geekery, lovecraft, mandy morbid, tentacles, zak sabbath
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--Wednesday, November 28, 2007--
Porn channels Gary Numan or: Here in my Carmen Hart, I feel safest of all
 This is what I'm not saying: I hate couple's porn.
What I am saying is that a lot of couples' porn seems to scale back on the sex I find eye-catching (e.g.: sex with beings from realms where Euclidean geometry is an abomination) while filling the new space with the type of vapid pro-sex moralizing that preaches to the converted.
That said, I would watch Carmen Hart do anything, including eat a piece of pie, which she does in David Stanley's fun Pleasure Principle.
Read the mini-review (a new feature!) here.
Previously: Carmen Hart before the wickedness; The More the Merrier
See also: Wicked, Gary Numan's "Pleasure Principle"Labels: carmen hart, couples, david stanley, directors, lovecraft, minireview
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--Wednesday, October 31, 2007--
Alix Lakehurst and her Mountains of Madness
 Gentlemen:
No doubt you have heard whispered in forbidden hallways and perhaps studied in ancient and eldritch tomes the weird and extra-geometrical dizziness from beyond time that is Alix Lakehurst of Chi-ka-goh. Many learned men have attempted her, and none have returned whole, some reduced to gibbering madness and others to a primordial ooze known to the indifferent Elder Ones. The dreaded Necronomicon describes her thusly:
"What a rack"
Previously: Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro
See also: Alix LakehurstLabels: alix lakehurst, chicago, geekery, lovecraft
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--Tuesday, August 28, 2007--
Nom de Porn du jour: Adrenalynne
 Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of porn name, half-WWE and half-old school porn naming convention, in which every name has to end with -lynn, -lee, or -sohoth*.
But I will let director/performer Tee Reel tell you the rest, because I have become incoherent. Read his press release after the gap.
"Adrenalynn Lighthouse Talents newest scarlet shoots her first B/G interracial scene for director Tee Reel’s “Get Reel” this 5’3 former ballet dance r and stunning beauty sets the screen on fire in a hot scene with Nat Turnner. Tee was happy to get her in his new action movie where she plays the sister of the lead assassin. Originally from Texas Adrenalynn says she always had a desire to get into the adult business. “I was happy to have her in the movie this girl is smart ,sexy and can act. It was great shooting her and I hope to work with her again soon."
It is not lost on me that I have never heard from Suckable or Strokahontas again. I hope that Adrenalynne's name does not overwhelm her career. I don't think it will; she seems to have spirit.
Previously: I am the world's greatest porn director; Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; I <3 Suckable; Meet Strokahontas
See also: Lighthouse Talent
*we need more Lovecraft pornLabels: adrenalynne, agency, because, lighthouse talent, lovecraft, noms de porn, tee reel
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