| --Tuesday, May 29, 2007--
Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, and Trina Michaels look frank, surprised, and wary, respectively
 ...but strangely enough, that is not the title of the movie. Nor is the title of the movie Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Because They're Sluts or Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively of Black Pole or even Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Featuring Rapper Ray J.
Those would have been my first and best guesses of movie titles whilst sitting around Mercenary's conference table. But that is why I'm not making the big money in this business.
The movie is titled Lex on Blondes 2, which also gets the point across.
Previously: Lex smells the roses, Buddhism; Teagan distances herself from La Sad Eyes, aligns with Carlito; Ravenous review; Rita Faltoyano and Brianna Love - just because; The New Neighbors review
See also: Mercenary PicturesLabels: dvd, lex, WGL
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--Wednesday, May 02, 2007--
"This nipple's not going to lick itself."
 Yoko Ono, not me, said "Woman is the nigger of the world". She was referring, of course, to the second-class status we give ladies in exchange for Dirtpipe Milkshakes.
This theory is borne out, alas, in Mercenary's Black Reign 11. Here is the stunning Desiree Diamond. What is she forced to do? Lick her own nipple. She should have an international team on that, pronto, but No - she has to do it herself.
She probably has to smack her own ass and bite her own finger, too.
Previously: I Love Black Dick 3; So are they pink or are they white?; Pharaoh porn
See also: Mercenary Pictures, Yoko OnoLabels: dvd, lex, mercenary, race movies
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--Friday, November 17, 2006--
Lex smells the roses, Buddhism
 Sometimes when we experience life through the viewfinder of a camera we forget what it means to be living.
Nothing more poignantly symbolizes Lexington Steele's joie de vivre than the fact that women are cavorting all around him, pushing their breasts up and together, smacking their asses, etc., and he has made the conscious choice to leave the lenscap on and seize the moment.
"That is also why I am wearing sunglasses," Lex might have said, but didn't, "because to see is to experience as to sip is to bathe."
Pole Position: Lex POV 6 stars Missy Monroe, Devon Lee, Vida Valentine, Carmen Hayes and Brooke Banner.
Previously: Missy Monroe finds Jesus; The Second Lex; The face of Lex is missing
See also: Lexington Steele
Labels: dvds, lex
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...but strangely enough, that is not the title of the movie. Nor is the title of the movie Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Because They're Sluts or Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively of Black Pole or even Barbara Summer, Rita Faltoyano, And Trina Michaels Look Frank, Surprised, And Wary, Respectively Featuring Rapper Ray J.
