The premise of Sexual Catfights 3 is simple: for some reason, nearly naked and mostly bodacious women arrive in a wrestling ring and start having conversations not pertaining to wrestling, but end up wrestling anyway. It's a fun movie that teaches us something."I smell that cheap hooker vanilla," Mae Victoria says to cheating girlfriend Havana Ginger. Later Claire Dames, Rachel Luv, and Savannah Stern find opportunities to mix it up on a blue mat that, if I remember anything from high school, smells like feet (and cheap hooker vanilla).
You might say that catfights, like pillow fights, are always sexual and therefore the title of this movie is redundant. But I grew up on the docks, and if you've ever seen two fishwives going at it, you just pray there's nothing sexual.
Previously: Brittany Starr will probably fuck the DJ; JM attempts to make wrestling heterosexual; Summer Haze wrestles for the dead, lost causes; Girl Cat Bitch: Interrrupted Slapped Pushed; How you gonna keep 'em down on (Seymore Butts' Ass Farmer) once they've seen Karl Hungus?
See also: Nasty Ladies Wrestling
Labels: grappling, new porn daily, WGL
posted by Gram the Man
at
Friday, October 12, 2007
| 1 Comments
Links to this post
