| --Wednesday, October 22, 2008--
All your friends in 9 to 5 Days in Porn
 Sasha Grey, Roxy Deville, Belladonna, and Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander star in this German-made documentary about the life of porn performers in and out of Porn Valley.
 Shot in 2006, 9 to 5 follows these people and more, including agent Mark Spiegler, performer-turned-clinic owner Sharon Mitchell, directors John Stagliano and Jim Powers, and performers Mia Rose and Julie Silver as they answer similar questions to those asked by everyone else of porn workers, except this time the editing is much better and the choice of subjects more compelling.
 Director Jens Hoffman and crew are currently exhibiting the movie at festivals worldwide after a debut in Montreal.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillow fights and orgies; Moxie-ridden devil Roxy makes Teagan, dandling Randall, her collie; No wonder Sasha Grey can't find her car; Belladonna shares views on tank, 2005; Gram Ponante announces Oscars of Porn
See also: 9 to 5, More info on 9 to 5Labels: audrey hollander, belladonna, documentary, germany, jens hoffman, jim powers, john stagliano, katja kassin, otto bauer, roxy deville, sasha grey, sharon mitchell, spiegler
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--Tuesday, August 12, 2008--
Your day in Creamplosions
 Many times I will go to porn sets and spend hour upon delightful hour listening to the director wax on about his place in cinematic history, watching paint (or other substances) dry, getting physically assaulted by self-fulfilling prophecies, eating Kirkland-brand snacks and, if I'm lucky, experiencing porn.
But Anabolic director Ivan was no-nonsense on the set of Creamplosions 3, starring Michigan's own Audrey Elson and Black Forest Sascha. It was not lost on the assembled group that the shoot was happening 63 years to the day that the U.S.S. Indianapolis was sunk by two Japanese torpedoes, and Audrey Elson was about to have a creampie explode right in her Quint.
A creampie, as you well know, is an internal popshot that comes back out on film. So accustomed are porn audiences to the (statistically) rare-in-real-life external placement of male seed across the breasts, hair, face, and back that the creampie was invented to simulate the loving strivings of real couples, in which the male will ejaculate into his partner, she will let it seep back out, and then she will lick it off the floor, much in the same way George and Martha Washington did in the years before Christ.
 Audrey Elson is 5'10" and hails from Detroit where, 30 years after the Indianapolis sank, the sailors of the Edmund Fitzgerald were honored.
In a musty old hall in Detroit they prayed
In the Maritime Sailors' Cathedral
The church bell chimed, 'til it rang 29 times
For each man on the Edmund Fitzgerald.
-Gordon Lightfoot, "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" The shoot was efficient in that no time was lost exchanging required information.
Elson (to Sascha): Are you rough in your scenes?
Sascha: Whatever you want. Slap your ass?
Elson: Oh, slap that as hard as you want.
Sascha: I was on set yesterday and the girl was like, "Don't kiss me, don't touch my face, don't touch me when the camera isn't rolling."
Ivan: Will you eat your come out of her pussy?
Sascha: I don't think so.
Ivan: What about in the heat of the moment?
Elson: What if you can't think straight?
Sascha: Oh, I'll think straight.
 Elson plays chess, is Armenian/Serbian, likes microbrews, the Pistons, and the Tigers, and was the center on her high school's girls' basketball team. But now she doesn't play basketball.
"My knees are fucked," she said.
"Really?" Ivan asked. "Can he fuck your knees?"
"I've done some weird shit in my porn career," she admitted, but no patellaphilia was perpetrated that day.
 Almost as soon as the sex started, 45 minutes later it was over - just like in real life! I found myself driving back to Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Luge Course, and Maritime Sailors' Cathedral in the early afternoon. I hardly knew what to do with myself, so I contested parking tickets.
See the Creamplosions 3 backstage gallery here.
Previously: Audrey Elson, Odalisque; Kami, Pie; Manufacturing creampies - Noam Chomsky on porn
See also: Anabolic, IvanLabels: anabolic, audrey elson, germany, interviews, ivan, michigan, pop, sascha, set visits
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--Friday, June 06, 2008--
Max Hardcore could have used Hera or: The whip is mightier than the gavel
 There is a place in the porn world for lawyers (there is also a place in Hell, but that's not the point I'm trying to make).
There's L.A. public defender Ron Miller (aka Don Hollywood), there's a host of attorneys who date porn stars, and then there is the small group of First Amendment attorneys who have had nothing but work, work, work in the recent spate of 2257 and obscenity charges.
So German "Lawyer by Day, Domina by Night" Hera is nothing new, but her book, Hera: Rechtsanwaltin am Tage - Domina in oer Nacht, has contributed to her porn career, as the fetish crowd are big readers. They also like coffee table books, as those leave the most distinctive bruises.
It would be tempting to ask which tactics Hera employs as a mistress also make appearances in her day job, but that would be too easy; let's just hope "Guilty" isn't her safeword.
See more here.
I mention Max Hardcore because the Altadena resident was just found guilty of ten counts of distributing obscene materials. It is a ridiculous conviction, especially in that the material was not sent unbidden. Hardcore is free on bail and will be sentenced in Tampa on September 5. He will, of course, appeal. Read my story on Fleshbot here.
Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillowfights and orgies
See also: AEBNLabels: aebn, BDSM, fetish, germans, germany, hera
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--Tuesday, May 20, 2008--
Sabrina Deep to (be a bukkake) surface in 12 cities
 "Sex should be free," said Sabrina Deep, who last year hosted, both in her home and in her vagina, a 77-man gangbang.
This summer Deep will take her philosophy around the world, stopping in 12 cities to be the focal point of bukkakes from London to Berlin to Rome to Vancouver, culminating in a 110-man Tokyo bukkake on September 11, her 30th birthday.
Japan was the country that invented the bukkake, so September 11 will be a Canterbury pilgrimage of sorts with Deep as the Wife of Cum Bath.
"I take it like I'm going on little holidays," Deep said. "Sexually there is probably more
roughness in cities like Berlin and London, more
"Can-I-date-you-after-we've-finished-with-this" in Italy, more I'm-glad-I-have-unloaded-my-balls" in cities like Toronto and Vancouver. I'm not sure about the United States and Japan. I'll let you know."
"I already know what it's like in the United States," I said. "I own this place. At my house it's like Bukkakalypse Now."
Deep says that the events have all been set up by fans who live in those cities, but Tokyo's bukkake session will be more regimented, adhering to that country's sacred bukkake traditions.
 "I'll have to stick to the rigid rules of classic Japanese bukkake," she said. "No fucking, collected come, final drinking. I believe that a Japanese lady will be the official collector during the process."
Bukkakador attendance is often limited, and several cities are already booked. Participation is free to healthy men who can prove they are over 18.
Deep's World Bukkake Tour begins Monday in Toronto. The first currently available day is June 12 in Rome. The two US dates, in New York and Columbus, OH, are in August, in case you're interested. I'd say, "What are you waiting for? Sign up now!" but that would be pandering.
Previously: Sabrina Deep: Gangbang across the water
See also: World Bukkake TourLabels: bukkake, canada, england, events, germany, japan, sabrina deep, WGL
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