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--Thursday, September 25, 2008--

Corn, porn, horses, Germans

In uncertain financial times, sometimes the sheer joy of remaining in business will prompt a company to create an ad, even if it is unclear what's for sale.

I'm particularly impressed with the harmonica solo in this piece by German outfit S.F.W. Porn for client Diesel's 30th anniversary.


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See also: Amateur night
Previously: SFW Porn

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--Friday, June 06, 2008--

Max Hardcore could have used Hera or: The whip is mightier than the gavel

There is a place in the porn world for lawyers (there is also a place in Hell, but that's not the point I'm trying to make).

There's L.A. public defender Ron Miller (aka Don Hollywood), there's a host of attorneys who date porn stars, and then there is the small group of First Amendment attorneys who have had nothing but work, work, work in the recent spate of 2257 and obscenity charges.

So German "Lawyer by Day, Domina by Night" Hera is nothing new, but her book, Hera: Rechtsanwaltin am Tage - Domina in oer Nacht, has contributed to her porn career, as the fetish crowd are big readers. They also like coffee table books, as those leave the most distinctive bruises.

It would be tempting to ask which tactics Hera employs as a mistress also make appearances in her day job, but that would be too easy; let's just hope "Guilty" isn't her safeword.

See more here.

I mention Max Hardcore because the Altadena resident was just found guilty of ten counts of distributing obscene materials. It is a ridiculous conviction, especially in that the material was not sent unbidden. Hardcore is free on bail and will be sentenced in Tampa on September 5. He will, of course, appeal. Read my story on Fleshbot here.

Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillowfights and orgies
See also: AEBN

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--Tuesday, May 27, 2008--

Annette Schwarz thinks I am oblivious

...she actually said "clumsy," but either way she's right.

Since 1945, those Germans have always been right.

There was a moment we shared while I was writing the story linked below when I failed to pick up on a crucial signal. She writes about it here.

Previously: Life in a Porn Dorm Isn't All Pillowfights And Orgies
See also: Totally Annette

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--Thursday, May 15, 2008--

Does Aryan have the reich stuff?

New to the adult industry is 26-year-old Aryan Astyn, the blonde-haired, brown-eyed - wait a minute - brown-eyed? How can she be Aryan if - and hold on: she has dark roots!

Oh, Aryan, at first you had me fooled. Ich muss meinen inneren Schweinehund treten.

Adult talent agency L.A. Direct Models lists the following tasks Astyn will perform on camera:
Solo
BlowJob
Girl / Girl
Boy / Girl
Swallow
Group
The only thing that justifies the name Aryan is that she doesn't do interracial. But she does do solo work, so at least she is a member of the masturbator race.

Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillow fights and orgies
See also: L.A. Direct Models

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--Friday, March 14, 2008--

Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz - just because

There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason.

I asked the first thing that came to my mind:

"When you have to oil your asses, what do you use?"

"Baby oil," Schwarz said.

"Olive oil," Nicole said. "Well, basically whatever is available."

Previously: Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole - just because (same parking lot, different Gram)
See also: Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Spiegler Girls

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--Thursday, June 07, 2007--

Sasha Grey's Jezebel & June

"It's like The Ring but less sexy!" - Student Film Intellectual Monthly

Previously: Something is about to happen to Sasha Grey; A little more Ssha Grey never hurt anybody; Profiles in missing the point
See also: Sasha Grey

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