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--Wednesday, September 19, 2007--

Joanna Angel tackles boobs

There are a lot of things people are shy of talking about in today's porn industry: drug use, sexual harrassment, malfeasant distribution deals. Now Joanna Angel has the courage to say that Big Boobs Are Cool, and Burning Angel has released a filmic document of her beliefs.

Angel shot the movie here.

"I think boobs tend to be larger (in Los Angeles)," habitual Brooklynite Angel told me. "Maybe because apartments in New York are small, big boob girls can't fit their boobs in them."

Read more after the gap.

Because Los Angeles is better than New York (it's also better than San Francisco and Seattle, in case you're wondering, but not Montpelier), Angel did as I predicted and as she denied she would do and moved here last year. She visits New York once every other month.

"You know how you always find what you're looking for when you're not looking for it?" she asked.

I thought about how I got a blowjob from my Media Theory And Literary Criticism professor. "Yes," I said.

"After the movie was done I found some big boob girls in New York. So maybe I'll shoot the sequel there."


At first Angel's boobs were judged neither big nor cool enough for the film's director, Burning Angel co-founder Mitch Fontaine.

"So I went on the opposite of a diet," Angel said. "I ate a lot of fast food for two weeks. Because when you gain weight your boobs grow." (This also happened to William Howard Taft.)


Angel employed the drive-thru technology of Jack in the Box and Del Taco and said that the movie captured "a little belly" which, sadly, she has since gotten rid of. "But I do have some big boobs."

"Your commitment to your craft is impressive," I said, reminded of Robert DeNiro's weight regimen preparing for Raging Boob.

As you know, Yom Kippur, the Day of Atonement, is coming up at sundown Friday. I asked Angel if she and her boobs were going to Temple.

"No," she said, "but I will fast."

"Good you're not doing Big Boobs Are Cool 2 the next day."

Big Boobs Are Cool stars Angel, Ariel Alexus, Harmony, and Adrianna Nicole.

View the trailer here.

Previously: Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato
See also: Burning Angel

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--Tuesday, July 31, 2007--

Kiwi vegans missing out on all the good men

People concerned with this sort of thing In New Zealand report that there is an increase in "vegansexuals", people who choose not to have sex with carnivores, even human ones.

"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," said one Christchurch vegan.

Read the full story after the gap.

Oddly enough, "You wouldn't believe how many carcasses are inside me" is my most effective pick-up line.

Carnivore sex off the menu
By REBECCA TODD - The Press | Tuesday, 31 July 2007

No sex, please, you're a carnivore.


A new phenomenon in New Zealand is taking the idea of you are what you eat to the extreme.

Vegansexuals are people who do not eat any meat or animal products, and who choose not to be sexually intimate with non-vegan partners whose bodies, they say, are made up of dead animals.

The co-director of the New Zealand Centre for Human and Animal Studies at Canterbury University, Annie Potts, said she coined the term after doing research on the lives of "cruelty-free consumers".

Cruelty-Free Consumption in New Zealand: A National Report on the Perspectives and Experiences of Vegetarians and other Ethical Consumers asked 157 people nationwide about everything from battery chickens to sexual preferences.

Many female respondents described being attracted to people who ate meat, but said they did not want to have sex with meat-eaters because their bodies were made up of animal carcasses.

"It's a whole new thing – I have not come across it before," said Potts.

One vegan respondent from Christchurch said: "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with bodily fluids, especially sexually."

Another Christchurch vegan said she found non-vegans attractive, but would not want to be physically close to them.

"I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of others who have died for their sustenance," she said.

Christchurch vegan Nichola Kriek has been married to her vegan husband, Hans, for nine years.

She would not describe herself as vegansexual, but said it would definitely be a preference.

She could understand people not wanting to get too close to non-vegan or non-vegetarians.

"When you are vegan or vegetarian, you are very aware that when people eat a meaty diet, they are kind of a graveyard for animals," she said.



Previously: Even professionals benefit from dildo etiquette
See also: Carnivore sex off the menu (stuff.nz)

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