| --Friday, August 29, 2008--
If trannies wrestled
 I watched two movies this week that, like peanut butter and chocolate, would have gone great together. The groundbreaking Tranny/Sissy/Dominatrix epic Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass depicts a series of situations that probably occur more often than you'd think, and the latest porn/wrestling mashup Not Rated Pro Wrestling perhaps happened one time too many, but I will reserve judgment until that fledgling organization finds its footing.
But Tranny Wrestling? Now that would be something.
Read the reviews of Gia Darling Will Kick Your Ass! here and Not Rated Pro Wrestling here.
Previously: Allanah Starr will try anything once; Enter the Adrianaconda; Summer wrestles for the deadLabels: Evan Stone, florida, gia darling, kendra secrets, transsexual, wrestling
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--Wednesday, July 23, 2008--
Say hello to my big friends or: Scoreface
 Like you, I was once 12 and can see the appeal of huge boobs, especially on someone as pleasant-seeming as Devin Taylor, who throws them this way and that in flesh-loving publication Score's Devin Does South Beach.
Taylor often looks like Flower Tucci's agreeable, heavier sister.
 Also like you, I haven't seen South Beach since Scarface, and so was keen to see Tony Montana's old booger sugar stomping ground.
 But Devin doesn't "do" South Beach as much as appear adjacent to it, preferring to squeeze, soap, and wrap her boobs in rented Dade County rooms and pools. I believe they had to use a special camera to capture the blessed event.
 But don't be hard on Devin Taylor for giving South Beach short shrift: she has HUGE BOOBS, after all, and that used to count for something in America. Still, that does not give her the right to spell "masturbate" wrong; it insults the intelligence of today's sophisticated porn consumer.
  Devin Does South Beach
Previously: The Lighter side of the Load, Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro
See also: The Score GroupLabels: boobs, devin taylor, florida, miami, new porn daily, score, zaftig
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--Thursday, May 08, 2008--
What Porn Is
 I really can't think of a better picture to exemplify today's adult industry than this shot of a classy Florida dude in the back of a van showing us the assets of Meaghan Jones in a movie called Real Roadside Ho's.
The only thing that would have made it better would be a couple of Red Bull cans rolling around the truck bed and half a package of Costco Fleet Enemas.
The closest Costco to Ft. Lauderdale is in neighboring Davie.
For those of you who don't watch a lot of pornography, this picture is the equivalent to the limos high school students rent on their prom night, vomiting out of the moon roof the length of your town's main street, screaming FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU.
The important thing to remember is that Jones looks happy.
Previously: A Small gallery of trucks used as coitus surfaces in Hustler videos
See also: New Porn OrderLabels: classy, florida, meaghan jones
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