Porn Valley Observed: Home of Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist

I have nothing to complain about living in Los Angeles. The Mexican food is less expensive and more plentiful than it was in Bogue Chitto, driving isn't as bad as people like to say it is, and I can watch Cloverfield with Korean subtitles.

But I admit that coming to work today was a trial, as the thermometer read a frigid 59 degrees outside Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Tijuana Farmacia, and Bus Terminal.

Then I received this photo of Vivica Charms with her ass facing the Pacific Coast Highway.

My thoughts raced back to mid-December, when this picture was taken. It was warmer then.

"We shot this at the San Onofre State Beach," said producer Sandy Bunz. "On summer weekends there are 3,000 nudists there."

San Onofre State Beach is ten miles south of Dana Point, just north of Richard Nixon's Western White House and the Camp Pendleton Marine Base.

To avoid the crowds, though, Flashpoint Productions doesn't shoot on weekends.

"On weekdays we have to use lookouts to avoid the state rangers. It is daring."

Well, thanks for taking the risk.

Previously: Seriously, Caylian Curtis, don't do that if it hurts you; Roxy Panther's Sugarloaf; Consumers demand more drink booze parties
See also: Sandy Bunz

Labels: flashpoint, fotos, new porn daily, sandy bunz, vivica charms

I don't know which river River Rats refers to, but this boxcover is compelling for several reasons, not the least of which involves this woman's right breast.

Find out why after the gap.

1. According to the back cover, this movie was shot in June. What kind of low-rent educational facility has its spring break in June? (Smart money's on Brandeis.)

2. This 18th installment promises "more college gals". I don't know about you, but I don't think anyone under 45 uses the term "gals". Therefore I look forward to seeing the kind of pornography made by someone who thinks of women as gals. It has to be better than porn made by someone who calls women "whores", right? Right?

3. Ditto the "drink booze parties". What the hell does that mean? As decreed by the Bible, every party following the establishment of the State of Israel has to have booze drinking. There must be something really special about these drink booze parties if the producers see fit to mention them.

4. Finally, the fact that this woman's right breast is squished against her thigh indicates that there must be plenty of boobs in this movie, else one wouldn't be so flagrantly wasted on the cover.

Previously: Consumers demand more drink booze parties
See also: Flashpoint Productions

Labels: breasts, deep reading, dvd, flashpoint