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Sabrina Deep to (be a bukkake) surface in 12 cities
 "Sex should be free," said Sabrina Deep, who last year hosted, both in her home and in her vagina, a 77-man gangbang.
This summer Deep will take her philosophy around the world, stopping in 12 cities to be the focal point of bukkakes from London to Berlin to Rome to Vancouver, culminating in a 110-man Tokyo bukkake on September 11, her 30th birthday.
Japan was the country that invented the bukkake, so September 11 will be a Canterbury pilgrimage of sorts with Deep as the Wife of Cum Bath.
"I take it like I'm going on little holidays," Deep said. "Sexually there is probably more
roughness in cities like Berlin and London, more
"Can-I-date-you-after-we've-finished-with-this" in Italy, more I'm-glad-I-have-unloaded-my-balls" in cities like Toronto and Vancouver. I'm not sure about the United States and Japan. I'll let you know."
"I already know what it's like in the United States," I said. "I own this place. At my house it's like Bukkakalypse Now."
Deep says that the events have all been set up by fans who live in those cities, but Tokyo's bukkake session will be more regimented, adhering to that country's sacred bukkake traditions.
 "I'll have to stick to the rigid rules of classic Japanese bukkake," she said. "No fucking, collected come, final drinking. I believe that a Japanese lady will be the official collector during the process."
Bukkakador attendance is often limited, and several cities are already booked. Participation is free to healthy men who can prove they are over 18.
Deep's World Bukkake Tour begins Monday in Toronto. The first currently available day is June 12 in Rome. The two US dates, in New York and Columbus, OH, are in August, in case you're interested. I'd say, "What are you waiting for? Sign up now!" but that would be pandering.
Previously: Sabrina Deep: Gangbang across the water
See also: World Bukkake TourLabels: bukkake, canada, england, events, germany, japan, sabrina deep, WGL
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--Tuesday, December 11, 2007--
Tuesday shocker: Prostitutes don't actually like you
 Britain's Guardian newspaper printed an "interview with a prostitute" that contradicted what she feels is the empowering feminist myth depicted by the blog Belle du Jour and its spinoff TV show "Secret Diary of a Call Girl".
The 50-ish prostitute says that the recent trend of hookers seeming glamorous is a male invention. The reality is far more sordid, she says. At the very least the life of a prostitute is very rarely like that of Belle du Jour, played in the British show by "Doctor Who"'s Billie Piper (pictured).
This is a shocking distortion of the facts. Who hasn't looked into the vacant eyes of a person one is paying for sex and thought, "I believe she's really into me"? You are always on top in a hooker's hierarchy of priorities.
The real-life prostitute's account is here. I think she has a bad attitude. My impression is that she was probably not of the sunniest disposition when she was working as a secretary, either.
Belle du Jour's blog is here.
Previously: Hookers have no sense of humorLabels: billie piper, blogs, commentary, england, geekery, news, prosties
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--Monday, August 20, 2007--
Dreams really do come true at Porn Week
 Nikki Jayne is a British lady (we call them "birds") who tentatively approached Harmony Films, the group that produces Porn Week, saying she would like to be in porn movies.
In the same way that we are presumed innocent until proven guilty, we answer Yes to any woman who expresses an interest in appearing naked on film, and question our judgment later. So the people of Harmony Films/Porn Week did the right thing by casting Jayne on the spot.
Read more after the gap.
Jayne performed her first filmed Boy/Girl scene in Brno for Porn Week, the event where, for a price, civilians get a chance to experience firsthand the sights and smells of a porn set. I asked Porn Week director Big Bad Dave if it was a fan or a professional with whom Jayne shared her first scene.
"It was an actor and not a civilian who had the pleasure," he said.
Jayne appears to be 12 feet tall and in this is distinctive, as most porn talent is fairly petite. Among other things, petite women make the dicks of male talent look bigger. An excellent pickup line for lonelyhearts little women, dwarfesses, or midgetrices would be, "I'll make your cock look huge."
 But tall women in porn are rare.
That said, Ms. Jayne is so spinner, and hopes are high at Harmony Films that she will be "the next Jenna or Tera". Not since Private's Priva has a European company had a contract star, and Harmony is planning a whirlwind Porn Valley tour with Jayne next month.
 But I think Jayne looks neither like Jenna Jameson nor Tera Patrick. Instead, she reminds me of a delightful combination of Sophie Dee and Puma Swede, with a little Adrianna Nicole thrown in. I would love to visit that lab.
Previously: Porn Week's Czechs for Cash; I am the world's greatest porn director
See also: Porn Week Labels: england, gazzman, harmony films, nikki jayne, porn week
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--Thursday, August 16, 2007--
Sabrina Deep: Gang bang across the water
 Londoner Sabrina Deep will turn 29 on September 11, and her birthday gift to herself will be to be banged by 80 men in eight hours.
Since OSHA standards don't apply in Dickensian workhouse England, I asked if she was going to give herself time to eat.
"Yes," she said, "but at (ten guys an hour) it's much more important to stay hydrated."
Read the rest of my interview with Sabrina Deep after the gap.
Deep was born in Canada and raised for a time in Montana and then in Germany. She is six feet tall. She posed for German magazines and then, after getting married, started the website that will host the gang bang, which she says will be the largest gang bang in England.
 That might not be true. According to "The Once And Future Gang Bang", King Arthur's round table wasn't just for sitting. Still, the Grail Quest prevented investment in Internet infrastructure, so Deep's claim could be on the level.
I asked what her husband thought about it. You know, the banging. I guessed that a woman who could pick up a chair without using her hands would be able to convince her husband of just about anything.
 "I would renounce it if i knew it hurt him," she said. "The difference is that we have talked about it and we have done it honestly. Millions of men and women don't...but the fact that they are not open about it does not mean that they don't get laid outside of their relationships."
Sabrina describes herself as a dirty slut. (She saved me the trouble; that woman is insatiable.)
"Now, you tell me what's better," she said. "Respect is everything. An honest slut has much more dignity than a dishonest one, in my opinion."
"So you're saying that your husband knew the score before he married you ..."
 "Right. I started the website when married already, so the rules are very simple and they reduce to one, basically: Respect. Nothing happens in my sexual (and the rest of my) life that we haven't discussed and agreed on previously."
Deep says that the lucky 80 will be members of her website and selected friends. Early in the conversation we had established that we both felt the same way about the graveyard scene in the final Harry Potter book and that she had a great vagina.
"I saw your post about that other vagina and wondered what you thought of mine," she said.
"You have a great pussy," I said.
"What are you doing September 11?" she asked.
"Celebrating my individual liberties and regretting that I can't even urinate in public when there are other men around," I said. This shames me. I want to piss everywhere.
 "That's all right," she said. "I can fit you in before anyone else."
Curse that no-fly list.
Previously: My Big Fat Gang Bang: Corpulent Converge on Kat Kleevage; Gang Bang Volume 5
See also: Deep SabrinaLabels: england, gang bang, interviews, sabrina deep, WGL
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