"Beyond courage, beyond honor, we find our hearts and minds."Thus begins the boxcover copy for New Sensations' sequel to Hearts & Minds, starring Ashlynn Brooke and Tommy Gunn and which looks to be a cross between Blackhawk Down, Coming Home, and Big-Titted Teens.
There is an adult industry term for the type of porno that a guy will get as a ploy to make his partner think he got it by mistake: it is called a couples' movie. The boxcover copy of H&M2 barely lists sex at all, in the same way John McCain did not mention the nation's jobless rate in his RNC acceptance speech.
"During the war, a U.S. Marine squad is dispatched into hostile territory to rescue the survivors of a helicopter crash. This is the story of the brave men and women who fight for our freedom and the loved ones they leave behind. No greater sacrifice can be given than to lay down your life for another. Writer/producer Nic Andrews and director Andre Madness bring you an exhilarating action movie packed with pulse-pounding action, intense sex scenes, and heartfelt drama."The boxcover goes on:
"To all our military: Thank you for your courage and your sacrifice. Come home safe. Someone who loves you is waiting."I can imagine the girlfriend coming home to find her boyfriend in mid-stream, and he says, "But Baby: During the war, a U.S. Marine squad is dispatched into hostile territory to rescue the survivors of a helicopter crash! This is the story of the brave men and women who fight for our freedom and the loved ones they leave behind! No greater sacrifice can be given than to lay down your life for another! Writer/producer Nic Andrews and director Andre Madness bring you an exhilarating action movie packed with pulse-pounding action! I didn't even get to the part about the sex!"
He'll have further ammunition when he points out that the movie is "based on actual events."
I cannot wait to watch this movie. I want whoever crafts New Sensations' boxcover copy to write an excuse for why there is a dead hooker in my trunk.
Previously: Poignant anti-alcohol message; Workingman's Gunn; XRCO from the outside in
See also: New Sensations
Labels: Ashlynn Brooke, couples, excuse, new sensations, politics, sic, Tommy Gunn
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Friday, September 05, 2008
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