| --Tuesday, April 22, 2008--
Mandy Morbid: Cthulhu is my copilot
 Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it's Abraham Zapruder's student film from Miskatonic University.
"It's more hot than gross," claims director Zak Sabbath, but you be the judge. The tentacles were upholstered with a series of black condoms and their issue, Sabbath said, "is a proprietray substance."
Morbid needn't feel ashamed about the attack. It's not like she was asking for it, even sleeping in the provocative way she was; when the tentacles come, there is nothing you can do.
Previously: Young Hollywood and the birth of the United States
See also: Mandy MorbidLabels: canadian, geekery, lovecraft, mandy morbid, tentacles, zak sabbath
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--Monday, December 10, 2007--
Not just another Morbid Monday
 Mandy Morbid, last seen cavorting in these virtual pages with Glenn Danzig, has launched MandyMorbid.com, featuring a free hardcore video every week and a spare and haunting design.
Is it because she's Canadian that the callipygian and pink-haired Morbid has strap-on bathroom sex with Sssha Grey? No. Her being Canadian is a red herring. She has strap-on bathroom sex with Grey because it needed to happen.
Grey greyces the launch of Morbid's site the way David Bowie played with The Arcade Fire or Nancy Reagan once lent her street cred to "Diff'rent Strokes"; it is good to open with a celebrity. Next week Morbid, who runs the site herself, will take on someone named Ming the Merciless.
Morbid is the partner of similarly-tinted Zak Sabbath, who told me that he is building a monster to fuck Morbid in a future website update.
"It has to have the right number of tentacles, but also look serious enough to pose a fucking threat," he explained.
Previously: See The Taunting, then you drink; Barbed Wire confidential; "Now I've seen everything"; Stagger Lee
See also: Mandy MorbidLabels: canadian, mandy morbisd, sasha grey, websites, zak sabbath
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--Thursday, March 08, 2007--
Burnt offering
 Here are Lanny Barby and Hillary Scott from Vivid's Burnt Fury. It is a measure of the brief time Scott has been in the business that even the Female Performer of the Year responded with some shame when I walked into the room. Barby, being Canadian, knew that what the two of them were doing was wholesome.
Previously: Hillary Scott only in a Gramily way; Lanny Barby in a bodybag; A Man called Necro
See also: Vivid
 Labels: canadian, dvd, vivid, WGL
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