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Setimo de Maio: Tranny monopoly
 We've seen that Latinas must bear the shame of being called hookers when they are actually escorts, but today we look at an area where Latinas and Latinos have achieved primacy: the world of transsexual porn.
Why is it that Brazilians make up the bulk of the transsexual porn community? I asked International Olympic Committee Chairman Jacques Rogge.
"I don't know," he did not say. "How would I know such a thing?"
"All right," I said. "How come trannies always seem to have tan lines?"
"To make their breasts look bigger?" he didn't suggest.
 Brazilian Carla Renata grunts sweet Portuguese nothings to the be-condomed gentleman in the first scene of Double-D Trannies, holding her flaccid penis like a Capri cigarette.
Watch enough tranny movies and you see a pattern: the trannies themselves rarely get off. You'd never know that the percentage of not getting off is much higher for women in straight porn movies, but with trannies that sort of thing is hard to fake. Or soft to fake.
 Izabelly Ferraz seems to encounter self-doubt at one point in Scene 2. Where her straight counterpart might say, "Aiii!!" this picture captures her saying, "Aiii?"
 In five scenes, only Bianca Andrade and Esmerelda Dias are able to complete the mission. But are they truly happy?
In this movie there is only 40 percent mutual money shots. Can we do better? Si se puede! Or Si nos podemos!
Previously: Industry fearful of Brazil twink dominance; Extremis duae; God Bless the Trannies
See also: Juicy EntertainmentLabels: brazil, latin, minireview, new porn daily, transsexual
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--Monday, August 27, 2007--
Roxy Panther's Sugarloaf
 That's right: you never would have expected to see those three words together. But they fit, goddamn you.
It was an overcast day overlooking Copacabana Beach when this photo was snapped. After some deliberation, it has been determined that the beach in the background is not itself a photograph and that Panther was really there (because I am an an ancient mariner, I studied the tides). I didn't want you to think Porn is based on Lies.
Previously: Brazilian Bar Hopping; Don't do that if it hurts you, Caylian Curtis
See also: Woodman EntertainmentLabels: because, brazil, pierre woodman, roxy panther
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--Thursday, August 16, 2007--
Why we need socialized medicine
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--Monday, July 09, 2007--
Do They Know It's Christmas?
 With a name like Third World Media, savvy porn consumers would expect only the best in Sub-Saharan Africa and Nigerian Internet Scam ladies, but in fact the company shoots on location just about everywhere other than Africa, including Japan, Thailand, and Brazil.
My favorite of their DVD titles is Exit Ass Enter Mouth. It's like Eat Drink Man Woman except Exit Ass Enter Mouth.
 I believe she is standing on the bed. Other cultures are fascinating!
 It is as if she has just discovered why that man is taking all those pictures.
 In Brazil, they call them Emperor Dom Pedro bears.
 Somehow the notion of leaving some piece of extraneous clothing on has made it across the Pacific.
Previously: Asia Carrera throught the window; Seriously, Caylian Curtis: Don't do that if it hurts you; Anal title 60 percent short of ass
See also: Third World MediaLabels: asian, because, brazil, thailand, third world media
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--Thursday, April 26, 2007--
Anal title 60 percent short of ass
 In Butt Blasted Brazilian Babes (No Trannies This Time edition), Mercenary Pictures is taking an unorthodox approach to advertising a movie supposedly about asses: they're showing very few of them.
Of the five women pictured, only the center model is showing actual ass, and then merely 3/4 of it. The woman on the bottom right is actually displaying her anus, but not really her ass. It is generous, therefore, to say that this boxcover of this ass-based title shows a paltry 40 percent ass.
You will agree that anus and ass are not the same thing. That is why the anus is known as the ass hole. The ass, or butt, is the fleshy cushion that protects the anus. This has been known for centuries and I needn't remind you. I think it was in "The Da Vinci Code".
I am left to conclude that "Butt Blasted" means that most of these poor Brazilian women's asses have been blasted off.
Previously: Every picture tells a story; Solving for (anal); The Moral: You cannot spill iced tea on an anal crream pie
See also: Mercenary Pictures
Labels: brazil, dvd, mercenary, the ass
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