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--Thursday, May 15, 2008--

Does Aryan have the reich stuff?

New to the adult industry is 26-year-old Aryan Astyn, the blonde-haired, brown-eyed - wait a minute - brown-eyed? How can she be Aryan if - and hold on: she has dark roots!

Oh, Aryan, at first you had me fooled. Ich muss meinen inneren Schweinehund treten.

Adult talent agency L.A. Direct Models lists the following tasks Astyn will perform on camera:
Solo
BlowJob
Girl / Girl
Boy / Girl
Swallow
Group
The only thing that justifies the name Aryan is that she doesn't do interracial. But she does do solo work, so at least she is a member of the masturbator race.

Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillow fights and orgies
See also: L.A. Direct Models

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--Friday, January 11, 2008--

Shocker: Green Novelties models are not Kiss

1. They don't look like Kiss
2. There's only three of them
3. They're not the most overrated band until Radiohead
4. They look like you might want to hang out with them
5. There are no blondes in Kiss

In fact, I don't know why this picture reminded me of Kiss at all.

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While GramPonante.com is written for a tenth-grade reading level (in some countries), you must be 18 years or older to visit this site. Sorry.

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