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--Thursday, May 15, 2008--

Does Aryan have the reich stuff?

New to the adult industry is 26-year-old Aryan Astyn, the blonde-haired, brown-eyed - wait a minute - brown-eyed? How can she be Aryan if - and hold on: she has dark roots!

Oh, Aryan, at first you had me fooled. Ich muss meinen inneren Schweinehund treten.

Adult talent agency L.A. Direct Models lists the following tasks Astyn will perform on camera:

Solo
BlowJob
Girl / Girl
Boy / Girl
Swallow
Group

The only thing that justifies the name Aryan is that she doesn't do interracial. But she does do solo work, so at least she is a member of the masturbator race.

Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillow fights and orgies
See also: L.A. Direct Models

Labels: agency, blonde, germans, new talent

posted by Gram the Man at Thursday, May 15, 2008 | 2 Comments Links to this post

--Friday, January 11, 2008--

Shocker: Green Novelties models are not Kiss

1. They don't look like Kiss
2. There's only three of them
3. They're not the most overrated band until Radiohead
4. They look like you might want to hang out with them
5. There are no blondes in Kiss

In fact, I don't know why this picture reminded me of Kiss at all.

Labels: avn08, blonde, fotos

posted by Gram the Man at Friday, January 11, 2008 | 1 Comments Links to this post