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FBI 2257 inspector and XBiz BFF Chuck Joyner has cited two Florida porn companies for a number of minor violations, but the one that sticks out is TMI, or too much information, heretofore merely a social offense like when one's wife tells less-attractive girlfriends that "we sometimes let people into our marriage."

"Another violation involved having too much data with the records for a given title, (CandidCam.com rep Mark) Dolan said. In that instance, records for performers who had nonsex roles in the video were included in the records for the performers who did engage in sexually explicit conduct. Curing that violation involved merely removing the records for the nonsex performers, Dolan said."

Previously: When Feds say "porn", do they mean Max Hardcore?
See also: FBI confirms 2257 inspections (xbiz.com), CandidCam

Labels: 2257, analysis, legal, xbiz

A recent trip to the West of Ireland revealed numerous shrines in the hills with signs reading "God Bless the Travellers", the nomadic band of tinkers and itinerants who live in caravans mostly off of the country's grid.

A recent visit to the lively comments section of Videobox reveals a depth of feeling about transsexuals that made me wonder what would happen if Ireland shipped its traveller population to Brazil and I reland got the trannies.

Read more after the gap.

Videobox members are guaranteed five new porns to download or stream every day, with different subscription plans for different picture quality. What is fascinating is that members do not control what porn is made available, so every now and then in the onslaught of blondes with fake boobs having vaginal sex, a tranny video is thrown in.

Response to tranny videos, strap-on movies, midgets, etc. is mixed, but we'll get to that later.

Can you imagine watching five porn videos a day? Even before my faith guaranteed me three wives legally and spiritually required to have sex with me, I never felt the need to populate the earth that much. I'll say one thing about porn addiction: it's probably good for your Kegels.

So Videobox is like a Secret Santa crossed with the Wine of the Month club: you don't know what you will get. And the members feel compelled to share their feelings.

Of Brazil Bizarro:

I know all that there is to know / About the crying game... Like how FREAKED OUT I AM by a seemingly hot chick with a cock that makes mine look like a mushroom laying on barbershop sweepings.

Better than that same mushroom atop the sweepings of a salmon hatchery, but I get your point.

and

Trannys, grannys, CRAPPYS! This is an adult porn site, not a house of freak, so please, regular male/female movies and everybody will be happy! For God's sakes, you guys think we are all that perverted?! LOL you freaks

Well, yes. You watch five porn videos a day.

Of the redundantly-named (unless I'm missing something) Transsexual SheMale Spectacular 2:

Scary... some of them actually looks like girls. Imagine bringing a girl home from the club and just as you are about to fuck her, she whoops out a fat dick... This vid reminds you to be aware... they're out there.

I've never heard of anyone whooping it out. I guess Geronimo might have whooped it out. But he wasn't a tranny.

and

Ya know I'm starting to think they upload movies like this to make patrons better appreciate the other movies on this site. I know I sure as hell do.

Finally, this heartwarming comment about My Girlfriend's Cock, which highlights the compromise many trannies must make - the nicer a tranny's boobs are, the more his/her schlong merely appears to be along for the ride:

it seems to me there is a basic problem: how do you take hormones to accentuate your femanine side and end up with a dick that is big and cabable of a decent ejaculation which is probably what they would wish for. At any rate, GOD BLESS THEM ALL.

Previously: Time management: Just Turned 18 And Transsexual; New Porn Daily: Transsexual MILFs; Allanah Starr will try anything once
See also: Videobox

Labels: analysis, transsexual, videobox