| --Saturday, August 30, 2008--
Zeina Heart: Unbearded Francophone
 My theory of porn, gratuitous nudity, etc. is that no one actually thinks it's art, and it doesn't actually say anything about the world in which it was created. But a great number of things go through our minds when we look at it, as smooth and undisturbing a surface as it is, so that suddenly it can mean anything. That is why we talk about Bob Seger a lot on this website.
Zeina Heart can be hired by your adult production company until the end of October. It says here that she speaks French, which is helpful if you're making a Girl/Girl adaptation of "The Battle of Algiers."
Anyway, I was interested in the plant life in this photo so I called GramPonante.com's botanical consultant, Mr. Wilson. You can see that even a person who deals exclusively in the sciences can't help but project a sexual subtext on them.
GP: What kind of plants are those?
Wilson: I think it's some kind of an iris, probably like a water plant, because if you notice in the plant there's no dirt, it's basically rocks, so it could be like a Southwestern thing or ... but it's like it starts from a bulb so it's like an iris type thing but very, uh, similar to, uh, if you see like a bearded iris it kinda looks like a clitoral assimilation kinda sorta. They're very pretty but, mmm, sort of. Clitorises.
Mr. Wilson was no help when I asked him about the salt water in Hollis Mulwray's garden. "Bad for glass," he said.
Previously: Mapquesting Mahlia Milan's mixed messages
See also: ATMLabels: agency, atm, bob seger, francesca le, new talent, science, wilson, zeina heart
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--Tuesday, August 26, 2008--
Mapquesting Mahlia Milan's mixed messages
 Mahlia Milan is 5'7" and 22 years old. This much can be verified by satellite imagery. But what is she trying to tell us?
One end of her thong goes north while the other is pulled west. Her breasts go south by southeast. Even Pharaoh is no use but, like us, he is interested in where that thong is headed.
As evidenced by the last post, I am no photographer, but when I meet Milan I will be tempted to take her by the thong and say, "You can't be all things to all people."
Previously: Sizzling ATM scene with Jenny Hendrix and Erin Moore
See also: Adult Talent ManagersLabels: agency, art, atm, mahlia milan, new talent
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--Tuesday, August 19, 2008--
Amanda Blue: Snakes on a taint
 Amanda Blue is a new model who is available for booking from my friends at Adult Talent Managers. Since I will later be posting a story about reptiles, I at first thought Ms. Blue was gobbling down some garter snakes, and then I realized she was probably chewing on what appears to be my old tenor saxophone strap.
My unified field theory of porn is that it means nothing until you apply your own meaning to it. So there you go.
Ms. Blue is 22 years old, stands five feet two inches tall, and weighs 100 pounds. You might say, "Imagine the possibilities," and you would be right, because under her attributes it says she is "flexible."
(I assume that means bendy and pliant, not that you can decide whether or not to pay her.)
Previously: Thank God it's Friday; Pussy Party: Day Rate Plus Anal
See also: Adult Talent ManagersLabels: agency, amanda blue, animals, http://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifatm, new talent
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--Thursday, May 29, 2008--
Gödel, Escher, Bree Barrett
 Here's 20-year-old newcomer Bree Barrett (no relation*) in a couple of Lulu/Goldie Hawn poses that are both retro and graphic.
 I was intrigued that one of her talents is Bach parties. As you can imagine, the porn world jumps back and forth between Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" and Holst's "Mars, Bringer of War" with very little Telemann in between. Is today's porn consumer ready for a mathematical, fugal sex style characterized by multiple variations and particularly venerated by Lutherans?
The best part of this resume is that "interracial" is formatted like a fat girl's MySpace page.
*to Bree Olson
Previously: I see that I've made this joke before
See also: Adult Talent ManagersLabels: agency, atm, books, bree barrett, bree olson, new talent
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--Thursday, May 15, 2008--
Does Aryan have the reich stuff?
 New to the adult industry is 26-year-old Aryan Astyn, the blonde-haired, brown-eyed - wait a minute - brown-eyed? How can she be Aryan if - and hold on: she has dark roots!
Oh, Aryan, at first you had me fooled. Ich muss meinen inneren Schweinehund treten.
Adult talent agency L.A. Direct Models lists the following tasks Astyn will perform on camera:
Solo
BlowJob
Girl / Girl
Boy / Girl
Swallow
Group The only thing that justifies the name Aryan is that she doesn't do interracial. But she does do solo work, so at least she is a member of the masturbator race.
Previously: Life in a porn dorm isn't all pillow fights and orgies
See also: L.A. Direct ModelsLabels: agency, blonde, germans, new talent
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--Monday, May 12, 2008--
Striking while the iron is hot: Meet Rylie Cyris
 While Gary Glitter did not forward this picture to me, and while I support creative expression as fundamental to maintaining our First Amendment Freedoms and for getting chicks (since cologne won't adhere to my skin, I need to resort to Creative Expression), I am a little weirded out by the fact that a Michigan model has chosen to parody an underage celebrity's name with her nom de porn choice.
Rylie Cyris does not look any more or less like Hannah Montana than did Jessica Sweet or Hillary Scott look like Britney Rears, which just goes to show that there are other things at work in porn marketing than accuracy, but I do think that Ms. Cyris, 20, is the first person to choose a porn name based on the name of a minor.
Previously: XBiz panels tackle piracy, butt piracy; It was you all along, Britney
See also: Alternative ModelingLabels: agency, business, celebrities, commentary, legal, rylie cyris
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--Friday, March 14, 2008--
Adrianna Nicole and Annette Schwarz - just because
 There was no reason for them to be standing in that parking lot, and yet there was every reason.
I asked the first thing that came to my mind:
"When you have to oil your asses, what do you use?"
"Baby oil," Schwarz said.
"Olive oil," Nicole said. "Well, basically whatever is available."
Previously: Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole - just because (same parking lot, different Gram)
See also: Adrianna Nicole, Annette Schwarz, Spiegler GirlsLabels: adrianna nicole, agency, annette schwarz, because, fotos, germans, spiegler, WGL
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--Tuesday, March 11, 2008--
Brandi Lyons' album should be "Pubes like an arrow"
 Brandi Lyons wants you to know something about herself.
Because I was born in 2003, I only know the concept of "albums" as a result of scholarly research in museums. It has been through interviews with ancient and hoary raisin-complected people that I knew to say "should be her album" after I observed "she has pubes like an arrow."
It might sound affected, but I also like to say "dial the phone" and "put the needle on the record" because I think it's cool to sound older than I am, which is 18. Old people are awesome. So wise, you know, with their knowledge and stuff.
Anyway, Brandi Lyons might point her pubes at you for the right price. Her agent informs me that she is available for the following services: Anal, Bachelor Parties, Blow Job, Boy/Boy/Girl, Boy/Girl, Creampies, Deep Throat, Feature Dancing, Fetish (what does that mean, anyway?), Flexible, G/G/Anal (as opposed to GG Allin), Girl/Girl, Group, Hardcore (as if "creampie didn't make that clear), Interracial, Softcore, Solo, Stills, Swallows, and WebCam.
You might be left asking if there is anything this Size Zero dynamo won't do. The answer is this: Her creampies must be of the anal variety only. Sorry, Eliot Spitzer: No GFEs for you.
Previously: Built for Filth
See also: Adult Talent ManagersLabels: agency, brandi lyons, commentary
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--Thursday, January 24, 2008--
Fresh off the Articulated Bus
 With my jaw-dropping successes, more and more I find my signature and scintillating style copied and watered down by imitators (mostly in Hungarian factories). That is why I am sensitive to matters of intellectual piracy and have endeavored to distance myself from AVN's long-running "Fresh off the Bus" feature, reasoning that since Porn Valley's Orange Line is a series of articulated vehicles travelling on dedicated busways much more suited to conveying new porn talent to agencies like that owned by Lori Lust, a new title would be more appropriate.
Lori Lust is a performer originally from Michigan whose husband, Craig, writes great press releases about the model agency they own together.
Twenty female models were just added today at www.lorilustagency.com . Craig Stevens stated “there will be another ten more girls added next week, we’re growing like a weed”. But what is amazing is almost every model is new and has never shot before, and many are under 22 years of age. Amaya Davis, above, "Can easily do the little school girl look," says Craig. Maybe my own experience with Michigan schools is limited to Freaks And Geeks and The Big Chill, but this woman doesn't scream "schoolgirl" to me. Then again, why would I want to get into situations where someone was screaming "schoolgirl" at me?
 Cece Sinclaire is my favorite because she seems a little radiated. "She does Anal AND DP!" yells Craig. In general, I find that once someone goes Anal, double penetration is the toaster that comes free with the bank account. But that might just be people I know.
 Here's Michelle Mars, 28. "Great body; not one scar or tattoo," says Craig, adding: "Nice boobs."
"Thank you," I said.
Previously: Lust conquers media, Inbox
See also: My AVN "Fresh off the Bus" with Nautica Binx, 2003, Lori LustLabels: agency, avn, lori lust, new talent, sic
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--Tuesday, August 28, 2007--
Nom de Porn du jour: Adrenalynne
 Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of porn name, half-WWE and half-old school porn naming convention, in which every name has to end with -lynn, -lee, or -sohoth*.
But I will let director/performer Tee Reel tell you the rest, because I have become incoherent. Read his press release after the gap.
"Adrenalynn Lighthouse Talents newest scarlet shoots her first B/G interracial scene for director Tee Reel’s “Get Reel” this 5’3 former ballet dance r and stunning beauty sets the screen on fire in a hot scene with Nat Turnner. Tee was happy to get her in his new action movie where she plays the sister of the lead assassin. Originally from Texas Adrenalynn says she always had a desire to get into the adult business. “I was happy to have her in the movie this girl is smart ,sexy and can act. It was great shooting her and I hope to work with her again soon."
It is not lost on me that I have never heard from Suckable or Strokahontas again. I hope that Adrenalynne's name does not overwhelm her career. I don't think it will; she seems to have spirit.
Previously: I am the world's greatest porn director; Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; I <3 Suckable; Meet Strokahontas
See also: Lighthouse Talent
*we need more Lovecraft pornLabels: adrenalynne, agency, because, lighthouse talent, lovecraft, noms de porn, tee reel
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--Wednesday, August 22, 2007--
Savanna Samson hosts Night of 101 Girls, exponentially larger amount of guys
 Savanna Samson, LA Direct Models and Skinnie Entertainment Magazine will present "An Unforgettable Night of 101 Girls" Thursday night at the Cabana Club on Ivar in Hollywood.
"Every female who attends will get to walk the red carpet like a celebrity and Vivid is providing two of its make-up artists to transform a select number of lucky female guests into sexy vixens over a three hour period," said Vivid, briefly taking human form.
I'm not sure if this is disingenuous, because I think there's only one way in to the Cabana Club, unless you go in a window. But if you are a female, I will pay you five dollars to get made up like Kim Kardashian.
Previously: Stood Up: Is it good for the Jews?
See also: Vivid, Cabana ClubLabels: agency, events, savanna samson, vivid
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--Thursday, June 28, 2007--
Ryder Skye's the (11") limit
 Ryder Skye has now done two boy/girl scenes, having started her porn career as a Girls Only performer on Easter.
It used to be that the trajectory of a female porn performer followed a few patterns, 1.) Enter as dirty as possible and balance the risk of being overexposed (literally) and "shot out" with the appeal and fast cash that being a teenager who will do anything provides; 2.) Arrive as a Girls Only performer (or as a package deal with your boyfriend) and slowly progress through several stages, including Boy/Girl with someone else (cue soul-searching, leaving the business temporarily, breakup with boyfriend, return to the adult business), Bukkake, Gang Bang, Anal (and why is Anal always the final frontier? I'd say a JM Productions' "American Bukkake" with a bunch of Metro conductors and guys who sell oranges by the freeway who were paid $50 really is the limit); or 3.) Just show up with no plan and see what happens.
Skye's first Boy/Girl scene was in a movie called Manaconda.
"They didn't tell me over the phone the guy was 11" long," she said.
"Well, with a title like Manaconda..."
"Yeah."
"You look OK now," I said (though Skye wuld have to try hard to look bad if she fell out of a moving car).
"The next scene was a little easier," she said. "It was for a movie called Bus Stop Whores."
This surprised me, because if, in general, guys with little dicks drive Hummers, it would stand to reason that Skye might encounter another wielder of 11" using public transportation. This very morning I took the bus, for example.
Only when one's parts are freakishly huge in porn should the movie's title reference them, and even when that huge part belongs to a guy, it might alienate sections of the porn-buying public if the title is man-part-centric.
But Manaconda is a clever title.
Manfred Mann's Earth Band is not.
Skye went from virginal (for porn) to Manaconda in about two months (depending on when Easter is). That is about par for the course. I would be displeased if you called her Easy.
Previously: Energy drink-drinking nudes
See also: Ryder Skye, Exotic Star ModelsLabels: "vena virago" wgl, agency, interviews, Ryder Skye
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Sixth time is a charm for Donny Long
 I got a message this morning from a person who sent me a MySpace blog post that he said was written by the performer Donny Long.
Long often recruits new female talent to the adult industry, rechristens them with his last name, and shops them around to producers.
The blog post dealt with some of the pitfalls of that approach but ends with a success story. The Weinstein Company should option it for its positive arc.
Because I am currently at the Vatican, however, my immediate thought was "Cui Bono?" - it concerned me that someone else was sending this message around. I contacted Long, who said that the blog post was indeed his.
The person who sent it to me identified himself as a male performer who has worked with several women who have also worked with Long.
"This just proves that Donny is just in this all for himself," he wrote. "What do you expect when you bring such young talent on board?"
Many people in the adult industry believe that the minimum age for porn talent should be raised three years to 21. They feel that, while some 18-year-olds are very mature and while many 37-year-olds still have a lot to learn, that teenagers in general should get some sexual experience under their belts before they start getting paid for it.
"It all depends on the person, and if you (are) a good judge of character you should know who is mature and dependable no matter what age they are," the anonymous source wrote.
Long's full post is below, unedited. What do you think?
agents and their pimp hands
I tell you what I have no clue how agents do the things they do and put up with the things they put up with from these back stabbing flaky whores and make any money. I take my hat off to any agent that tries to manger girls and make money doing it!!!!!!! I have not been doing it for the money but would be nice to recover sometimes what you invest like aim testing time and so on. I think my problem is I am too much of a nice guy and put up with too much shit from these girls. I never wanted to open a agency and still never plan on doing so. I have been getting a lot of girls into the biz and out of like 11 in a little over a month ever single one of them have fucked me over and not came through or did what they said they would do. I am a very busy guy and between being talent shooting 2 scenes a day sometimes and trying to help these bitchs and its just a nightmare. I have been doing this for a lot of reasons first its kind of nice you got to admit to have a bunch of horny girls around sometimes and the whole thing of having a bunch of girls take the long name but the down falls of it are just not worth it. My house has been a mad house of girls fighting over everything especially the bathroom. sometimes 3 girls at a time.I think one person told me a very smart thing tonight and to think about. Most of my girls have been 18 and 19 years old. They said remember when you were that age you didn’t give a fuck about anything true? well that’s what I forget is 18 is a age that a girl just could care less about anything anyone has done for them and has no morals. Sort of like my xgirlfriend that fucked me over after I helped her have everything she wanted for over a year.
I have put money out of pocket, drove these cunts around on go sees and helped them in every way possible every free min. I have and the only thing I get out of them is ungratefulness. Most of these girls come into the biz because there life is all fucked up as it is and they need help. A lot of them are on drugs and trying to keep them off it just does not work long term either. Problem is when you try to help them they are so use to people trying to screw them over they just don’t realize what you are doing for them. One of the big things is a lot of them walk into the biz wanting to do everything anal dp and have no idea what they are in for and when you try to explain it to them and limit them to come into the biz slowly, they don’t listen. These bitchs think they know everything and don’t want to listen to anyone that tells them they are wrong and that we know better and we have been in the biz longer. This goes for everything agents tells the girls from not giving there numbers out to not trusting anyone lol. I have noticed one thing about the industry, agents and all the girls. Comes down to one thing the agent with the biggest pimp hand wins. That means who has the most power over a girl and can scare a girl the most with money contracts losing work and so on. Its simple look at the biggest to the smallest agents and compare who has the flakiest girls. Why are they the biggest and look at how long girls stay with the bigger agents. Why is that because the biggest agents have the most power.
Example 1 Candy Long 20 years old A girl I brought in and put money out for to get tested and let stay at my house and so on. I signed her up with goldstar and they got her working and one morning I get a call from Joel and he is telling me she is flaking on a shoot and this was not her first shoot! We are both pissed and call her telling her if she does not so up to set we will send her movies to her real job witch she works for the government lol. She claimed to be sick throwing up in riverside without a ride to the shoot in Malibu. After the threats to tell her job she showed up to the shoot. I get a call later from a friend of mine thats male talent jenner asking if I knew where candy was. Guess what she was not in riverside she was at his house because he was nice enough to let her stay there becuase she had nowhere to go. He woke up and her and his new truck were gone! Bottom line seems like ever time someone try’s to be captain save a hoe we get fucked.
Example 2 Vicky Tones 18 years old I brought into the biz also and still owes me 400 dollars for testing and what not she needed. She was a hard headed one that also had to learn everything the hard way. I took her to a red carpet event and told her how important it was not to get drunk or make a fool out of yourself or me because all the media was there and I had brought her there. Well guess what she made a fool out of herself not worth going into details. Second time take her onto primetime with some of the other long girls and guess what someone there gets her high before she goes on the show and sits there on the couch with me and 2 of the long girls and veronica and when people ask her questions she goes uhhhhhh uhhhhh uhhhhh stoned out of her mind while Jene Ross is sitting there writing about it for his site. So after that I should have told her to fuck off but no I hook her up with number1models because Joel wont take her and what does she do? 2 and a half hours late for the first shoot and 1 and a half on the second. "FIRED" and still leaving me messages to help her!
Example 3 Lexi Long 20 years old A girl that her boyfriend came to me and wanted to bring her in doing only g/g. Long story short spent a lot of time and got fucked on that too. 5 days before the shoot wont even return calls. Like I said no morals or marbles for that matter.
Example 4 Roxy Long 20 years old another vicky tones that was a lier and had to learn everything the hard way and still owes me 400 dollars. This girl never got to shoot because she had some loser that was married that she was in love with effecting her job that she lied to me about also.
example 5 Angelina Long my favorite 18 years old also fucked me over really bad. This is the most resent and the worst one. She was a fan that fell in love with me and fucked me and Joel over really bad with her lies and all her bullshit and then I was dumb enough to believe her lies and give her a second shot and put her with lighthouse and 3 days later gone! Her responce is I she does not give a fuck about anyone or anythjing anyone has done for her. She just wants to go back to her druggy life in Oregon.
NOW FOR THE POSITIVE GIRL Hottie Hollie 22 years old porn star from Canada that has been trying to get usa ids and come and work for a while. She came down to stay with me and I got everything taken care of for her and I put her strait with ladirect. She should be back in a couple weeks when her ids get here. we will see but looks good.
Bottom line is I think I have learned to let the agents do there job and take the fall for these crazy bitchs. My days of helping them and putting my neck on the line is done the way I have been is over. I will still bring a lot of girls into the biz here coming up but things are going to change. Either I will bring them right to a agent and not bother trying to help them get a couple bookings first with the easier companies to work for or plan b is I am going to contract them for a period of 2 weeks then send them to a agent. Previously: No easy way out for Body Magic; Glenn Beck: What's Wrong with America; The Princess Has Come of Age; The Whipping Hour; Porn rumors and how to handle them
See also: Donny Long on MySpaceLabels: agency, business, donny long, interviews, male talent, news
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--Thursday, June 21, 2007--
Male performers protest L.A. Direct Models' discrimination
 Talent agency L.A. Direct Models, which recently instituted a "Girl of the Month" award, is under attack by some members of its male talent roster for "creating an environment in which women are alone singled out for praise."
L.A. Direct has recognized Alexis Love and Harmony in recent months, granting them their own "Girl of the Month" interview pages.
"All (the women) have to do is lie there; we do all the work," said one disgruntled porn stud. "You ever try to fake a pop shot, dude? Can't be done."
"He's right, Bro," agreed his good buddy, exchanging high fives with him over a woman they'd just DP'd, one high heel hanging off, checking her MySpace on a Sidekick and paying no attention. "We're lucky if she looks us in the eye. That's why I wear sunglasses all the time; I can't stand the rejection."
L.A. Direct Models currently lists 25 male performers and almost 120 females.
Male performers tend to make, at most, 60 percent of what their female scene partners earn. Furthermore, one actor said, "We've got to drive ourselves to the set, we've got to take care of our own Viagra, and the directors bitch at us if we're not hard all 16 hours they might or might not use us on a set."
He paused at a table full of enemas, douches, and Diet Pepsi.
"You think we even get a little gift basket of body spray? Fuck No. I had to buy my own breath mints before I came here today."
L.A. Direct Models owner Derek Hay was outraged at the charge.
"The L.A. Direct Lion does not stand for discrimination," he didn't say. "The L.A. Direct Lion rears on its hind legs and spits at discrimination {unintelligible} That's a camel? {unintelligible}. Well, the L.A. Direct Lion doesn't like it either."
He said he is considering opening the Girl of the Month category to men.
"But they'll have to buy their own fucking trophies," he said.
Previously: Bing the Merciless; Dial H for Herpes
See also: L.A. Direct ModelsLabels: agency
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--Thursday, June 07, 2007--
Faye Valentine, mesmerist
 Lucky this is a still image, because I believe the spritely and freckled Faye Valentine is trying to hypnotize us with her nipples.
Ms. Valentine is new to the adult business, but is willing to do, and is thus proficient in, the following terms and inititals: Solo, GG, BJ, BG, BBG, BGG, GROUP, BDSM, Fetish, Swallow, Facial, Bukkake.
How does she know how to do all those things? The power of her mind.
Previously: Cum Greed; No Easy Way Out for Body Magic
See also: Absolute ModelingLabels: "absolute modeling", agency, because
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--Friday, April 27, 2007--
Lori Lust Agency explodes, survivor writes press release
 Lori Lust Agency explodes
The rapidly growing www.LoriLustAgency.com has twelve new hot models that have just been added to her agency site.
Lori Lust even added two girls Michelle Avante and Aziza Diamond back to back that both squirt and also do DP.
Maybe you might want young perfect body blond girls Savanna James and Sabrina Gillig.
They are the true girl next door types that have hardly an adult shoots under their belt.
The Lori Lust Agency wants the adult world to know they have been adding at least one girl a day to their roster and sometimes even two.
Plus many of these girls are new and very fresh to the adult market.
But then legends have been added like Sarah Blake, the perfect body mega bombshell that is making her comeback career after a two year layoff at twenty five.
At the rate the Lori Lust Agency is adding hot new girls companies should take a
look on a daily basis because the models are coming in batches.
Lori also wants the companies to know about her 5200 square foot ten room
agency house that is ready for hourly or daily rates.
The house has twelve pictures on the agency site and even companies like Club Jenna loved shooting at it.
So models if you're looking to get in on a growing agency that gets girls both Adult as well as mainstream jobs then you can email your responses to us. Previously: Adult industry to sic itself on bad grammar; Lori Lust: Girl wrangler
See also: Lori Lust AgencyLabels: agency, sic
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--Tuesday, March 20, 2007--
Lori Lust: Girl wrangler
 Like you, sometimes I get tired. Recently I became tired of Lori Lust press releases because they strained my credulity (as you know, I pack a size 38 credulity).
But now it is time to write about Lori Lust again. Not only does she have a new porn rental house in lovely Northridge, but she also suddenly has a modeling agency. What is it called? The Lori Lust Agency!
And her recent acquisitions are people written about with wonder and mystery on this very site.
 First there's the intriguingly-named and fantastically-constructed Skigh Phoxxx, last known to be Digital Playground's Shay J.'s girlfriend.
 Then there's Ange Venus, the woman who spread so far for fans at the AVN convention that she had to be conveyed by wheelchair back to her and Max Hardcore's suite.
Congratulations Lori Lust! Everything about you is interesting!
Previously: Lori Lust conquers media, inbox; Valentine's Day Lust
See also: Become a Lori Lust "Diva Modlel"Labels: agency, hype
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--Thursday, March 15, 2007--
Phoebe Jones in The Cheerist
 Here is what Phoebe Jones can bring to your team:
Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, and Bukkake. She was not in Six in Me.
Previously: Fiat Lux Kassidy; Erotica L.A. in review
See also: Absolute ModelingLabels: agency, because, stats
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--Tuesday, March 06, 2007--
Welcome to Porn, McKenzie and Phoebe
 As you know, I drink a lot of coffee. It was strange, then, when I opened my e-mail this morning to find two women who look exactly like barristas at the Porn Valley Starbucks I frequent.
Both are represented by Absolute Modeling.
The first is McKenzie Michelle. McKenzie does, if not enjoys, Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, Interracial, Bukkake, and will swallow. She will also leave a little room for cream at the top.
See more of McKenzie here.
Next is Phoebe Jones, 22. Phoebe is willing to take on Solo, BJ, GG, BG, BBG, BGG, and Bukkake. I will forgive her always hawking those overpriced Norah Jones CDs.
View Phoebe's pictures here.
Previously: Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0; Stats: Sexy Vanessa
See also: Absolute ModelingLabels: agency, because, stats
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--Thursday, February 15, 2007--
Stats: Sexy Vanessa
 I admit that before I became America's Beloved Porn Journalist I was merely a Beloved AVN Employee, and I would see press releases for new models popping up on the blog sites that weren't blocked from my lonely cubicle.
When I hung out my own shingle I made a couple of half-hearted attempts to the various Porn Valley modeling agencies to send me e-mails about their new talent but no one ever got back to me.
I was sad, but I moved on. Lacking actual content, I just made things up.
So today I got word of Sexy Vanessa from Absolute Modeling. I don't know what her middle name is.
Ms. Vanessa does not look like a frail and wilting flower. In fact, she looks like she could do well in a cage match with Alektra Blue.
Here is what Sexy Vanessa can add to your production: Solo, GG, Fetish, Squirting, BJ, BG, BBG, BGG, Anal, BDSM, Swallow, Facial, and ATM. It doesn't say anything about Jesus Head Sculptures.
You may book here here.
The one problem I could foresee would be in meeting for the first time.
SV: "Hi! I'm Sexy Vanessa."
GP: "But my name isn't Vanessa."
Previously: Lighthouse 1, Hansen's Disease 0
See also: Sexy VanessaLabels: "absolute modeling", agency, stats
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--Monday, December 18, 2006--
Porn to happen in Las Vegas
 Black Widow Talent has rented a Vegas McMansion and will offer this location free of charge between January 10 and 13 to any company shooting its talent, said Black Widow president Ric Williams.
Naturally, sprawling pirate-based features would hog the joint, but the more intimate scenarios or gangbanglets are welcome.
The weekend will also feature Black Widow's first adult industry party, to be held at the house beginning 12:01 a.m. Saturday, January 13. Cryptic Black Widow officials were silent about what could happen at 12:01 Saturday that couldn't happen at 11:59 p.m. Friday.
Since changing gears from movie production house to talent agency, Black Widow seems to be coming into its own. (That pegging movie made me uncomfortable, though that princess movie was very amusing.)
Pictured is Kiara Marie, a newly-signed model from San Carlos, CA., who will be at the event.
"She's 19 and she sleeps naked on my couch," said Williams.
"Jerk," I said, determining to buy her a waterbed so she could slosh around happily all day.
This soiree is one of those adult industry exclusive deals.
"This is an industry-only party," Williams said, "and we're restricting its attendance, so interested performers, producers and members of production crews should RSVP with us (here)."
Previously: Faith's fuckin' healin' hands; The Also-Rannys
See also: Black Widow ModelsLabels: agency, events
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