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Saturday, June 13, 2009
Girls on film: Digital Playground doesn't let the bed get cold
 Tonight's FAME Awards are to be the last appearance of "Digital Playground's Stoya," Stoya says, and her swan song as DP's most promising contract performer since Jesse Jane and Teagan comes 24 hours after the announcement of Rio Valentine as the Van Nuys company's new brunette.*whew* apt. is almost all packed up. leaving tmrw morning for last scheduled work thing as "digital playground's stoya" no idea whats next....Stoya wrote via Twitter on Friday night. Fans can thank Marilyn Manson for the parting of the ways between Digital Playground and Stoya: the creeprock dude had publicly bragged that he had shaved a swastika into Stoya's pubes. Earlier Friday, Digital Playground had trumpeted the addition of Rio Valentine. Here is what the company says about the 19-year-old, who once performed as Morgan Dayne: Rio Valentine entered into a contract with Digital Playground in June of 2009. Spanish for “river”, Rio is also the title of a famous Duran Duran song about a strong and nurturing girl, creating her own path and fully embodying life. Valentine displays Rio’s romantic side and creates a foundation for an intimacy fans will begin to discover. The name Rio Valentine perfectly captures the essence of her being, and her playful, deviant, and sexy nature.This is only slightly worse than Stoya's introductory press release from October, 2007: Originally from the Carolina's, Stoya is blessed with striking features and a lean, tight body. Completely natural, she stands tall at 5'7" and weighs in at 125 lbs. Her pale skin is accentuated by dark hair and full, pouting lips. With an affliction for pain and suffering, Stoya defines herself only as an android from the future (emphasis added). She loves to make clothes, read good books and play with her cats. Truly unique and intensely passionate, Stoya takes pride in her nudity and general moody perception of the world.Digital Playgrund received assurances from Valentine that she would not allow any symbol other than the Playboy Bunny to be shaved onto her person. We wish Valentine and Stoya the best, and hope that the guys from the Gin Blossoms and the Spin Doctors don't go around tattooing pentagrams on people. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Seen here last; Memphis Monroe abandons contract stardom...; Meet Sadie West See also: Digital Playground Labels: "contract girls", Digital Playground, rio valntine, stoya ¶ Saturday, June 13, 2009 2 Comments Links to this post 
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Jesse Jane's Heat coming around the corner
 I am a big fan of porn remakes of Hollywood movies. I think it's because I know all that conflict could have been avoided if the characters just got naked and had sex. At least I felt that way about Schindler's List.This week's entry is Jesse Jane's Heat, a reimagining of Michael Mann's 1995 bank heist picture of the same name starring Robert DeNiro and Al Pacino. Just think about how these lines from the original translate to Digital Playground's version: Hooker: Hey baby, time to go.See? Little did the hooker know that Waingro was going to kill her. Substitute "Jesse Jane" for "hooker" and "that last Koo Koo Roo creamed spinach before an anal scene" for "Waingro" and it fits perfectly.  Vincent Hanna: My life's a disaster zone. I got a stepdaughter so fucked up because her real father's this large-type asshole. I got a wife, we're passing each other on the down-slope of a marriage - my third - because I spend all my time chasing guys like you around the block. That's my life.How do you expect to keep a marriage in porn? It's hilarious!!  Alan Marciano: Why'd I get mixed up with that bitch?(Naturally, this line was repeated verbatim.) Buy Jesse Jane's Heat Buy Michael Mann's Heat UPDATE: The Jesse Jane movie and the Michael Mann movie have nothing at all to do with each other. (Aside from the hookers.) Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Affable Jesse Jane punctures fan's lung; Jesse Jane to ask them to dance, dance with them slow; Jesse Jane Image See also: Digital Playground Labels: "contract girls", jesse jane, new porn daily ¶ Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1 Comments Links to this post
Monday, October 27, 2008
Help Angelina Armani learn to love L.A.
 Angelina Armani is Digital Playground's newest contract performer. I met her while I was walking through Hollywood, solving crimes."I've just been here two months," she said. She moved here from New York and was approached by Digital Playground operatives after they saw her in the crowd at last month's Pirates 2 premiere. "Actually, I was at a Starbucks in Sherman Oaks even earlier than that and (Digital Playground co-owner) Joone saw me. When I went in for the interview he even described what I had been wearing." I asked Armani if, in order to get her contract, she had to have a Highlander-style showdown with Shay Jordan, whom I've heard is no longer with the company (and who doesn't appear on the Pirates 2 boxcover). "Why?" she said. "What have you heard?"  I hadn't heard anything, actually, but, as I was told by Digital Playground's publicist, "it's not like we send out a press release when we terminate someone's contract." I thought it would have been interesting to at least see an 8 Mile-style rap-off."I notice that trademark symbol hanging above your head. Have you ever performed as anyone other than Armani?" I asked. "No," she said, "Monday will be Angelina ArmaniTM's first movie." "OK." A few months ago, I was talking with Porn Valley mover and shaker Alexander "Monstar" Raymond and he was telling me all about this new woman he was representing named Arianna Armani. "She's beautiful," he said, and showed me her picture on his iPhone device. So, when Armani signed her Digital Playground contract she changed her first name. While the whole useless manipulation of information thing gets me down vis a vis porn companies, in this particular case it is fortuitous, because I am going to begin performing as Arianna Armani. Regardless of what her name is, Armani is delightful. But she needs your help. She lives in Studio City-adjacent, but doesn't know the territory. She relies on other people to drive her around. Where should she go for the best hamburger? Coffee? Movies? Where should she buy her accessory dog? What is the best pie at Hoiuse of Pies? Who is a trustworthy bail bondsman? Where can she get the best New York-style pizza? Are there bars where it is safe to be a Yankees fan? Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Shay Jordan rechristened Shay J; Stoya finds cigarettes, pierogies in Philadelphia; Thomas AquinasTM becomes Digital Playground contract saint See also: Angelina Armani Labels: "contract girls", angelina armani, Digital Playground, new talent, new york, shay j, WGL ¶ Monday, October 27, 2008 0 Comments Links to this post
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Meet Sadie West
 "So I guess I'm Sadie West now?"The 5'2" New Sensations contract performer (she joins Ashlynn Brooke) has just finished telling me the origins of her nom de porn, the first part of which is the rejected name for her niece and the second being her region of the United States. Having performed in only seven scenes in the entirety of her two months in porn, she can't keep a straight face when fellow performers introduce themselves with their own porn names. "Really?" West says, "Ashley Cumz?" Sadie, on the other hand, "is Native American for 'Princess'." The Carlsbad, CA native was dancing at bachelor parties and maintaining a low Internet profile when Porn Valley started calling, and she was at first hesitant. There is a difference between performing for a bunch of guys with camera phones and a bunch of guys with actual cameras. And she thought that people close to her might be offended. "But," she said, after three weeks she decided that "I'm sick of living for other people" and signed a contract with New Sensations. As we sat on a bed in Simi Valley (Poltergeist was filmed in the neighborhood), our conversation was constantly checked by West's handlers, who stood nearby, making sure she didn't say anything that would taint her brand new image. Things that would make you fall in love with Sadie West were deemed inappropriate for printing. Sitting next to this petite 20-year-old with perfect boobs, hazel eyes, and a schoolgirl outfit, I never felt more Amish. I asked her if there was anything she had done in her seven scenes that she hadn't done in real life. "Nothing," she said. "Except in porn I do it longer." Before getting into porn, West favored watching porn that was more "aggressive," and liked the more petite and glamorous performers like Jesse Jane and Teagan (who is also from Carlsbad, though West and she don't know each other).  Downstairs, New Sensations director Eddie Powell was getting ready to shoot West and Anthony Rosano (last seen in these virtual pages as Gilligan) in Schoolgirl P.O.V., hence the Britney circa '98 getup. (Charles Manson's caves are in the hills nearby, I thought; she should shoot biker movies up there. But she's a schoolgirl today. What do I know?) Powell has been working at New Sensations for eight years, having worked up from the graphic design and web departments to being head of post-production. He hasn't taken a vacation in several years. It is like that in porn. Why go elsewhere to seek nudity? It is Powell's house we're sitting in, and West goes downstairs to announce that she just clogged the toilet (her handlers are in the next room, so they cannot scold her). "What did you do?" Powell asks. "I put Baby Wipes in there," she says. "Again?" West doesn't look older than she is, but her voice is smoky like a late-night disc jockey and the poses she strikes for our initial photos are each model-perfect. She knows exactly what she's doing in front of a camera. But I don't like model-perfect photos. I like pictures that make the viewer want to show up to West's house with lunch. For a year. You'll see the progression in the attached gallery. West's look is like a cross between Carmen Hart and Sophie Dee. Her mother is Mexican from Baja California and her father is Irish. For a time, she attended boarding school in Ensenada. "Did you go to Papas 'n' Beer a lot?" I asked. "I'd be the type to dance on the tables," she said. Her handlers gave her a disapproving look.  I like Sadie West. I like her a lot. Why won't they let her be free?Since there is nothing that you will see West doing on screen that you can't be sure she hasn't already done, I ask her if all this screen sex has affected her home sex life. "I give a lot more blowjobs," she said. "Do you agree with Bill Clinton that a blowjob is not sex?" I asked. "A blowjob is a form of sex," she said. I agree. The only difference between a blowjob and a 15-person gangbang is that with a blowjob, texting is easier. But both require the same expenditure of warm human regard, if not equal amounts of warm human semen. West appears in a single scene on New Sensations' website so far. The description is as follows: "Sadie West takes matters into her own hands when she can't get her package from the postman. So she offers to suck his cock if he will give her the package. More than willing to comply he whips out his meat and Sadie eats that cock with passion. She wants him in her bad and he takes that pussy head on by slinging his pork sword balls deep in her pumping her full of man. Sadie screams in delight as he fucks the hell out of her then paints her face with his nut sauce!"It is the exclamation point, I think, that will cause US Postal Service applications to soar. West has not yet seen herself have sex, and she's nervous about it, but if there has been one thing she has learned in her first 60 days in porn, she says, it is that "porn stars know how to fuck better." It is time to shoot her eighth scene. Rosano walks in and begins nibbling on parts of her, but she looks straight at you, the viewer, like a pro. You can meet her in January at the AVN Expo. See a gallery here. Previously: Meet Ashley Orion; Meet Rylie Cyris; Fresh off the articulated bus; Casey Parker and California's pioneers See also: New Sensations Labels: "contract girls", interviews, new sensations, new talent, sadie west, toilet, WGL ¶ Wednesday, August 20, 2008 1 Comments Links to this post
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
Nikki Jayne makes Mancunian sound dirty
 Nikki Jayne is the newest Vivid girl, joining the ranks of all the other household name Vivid girls. She is tall and full-figured and hails from Manchester, England (beyond the Atlantic Sea).Jayne was discovered by the crew from Porn Week and brought to America for a few days last September, during which she shot scenes with Bobbi Starr and was courted by several companies, including Digital Playground. But a Nikki Jayne and a Jesse Jane in the same roster would be too much for fans to handle, as evidenced by the confusion that erupted when both Sophia Santi and Carlos Santana were contract girls there. It takes moxie, gumption, chutzpah, great boobs, and thighs that could crack a fire hydrant to be a successful contract performer, and Jayne has all of these (although in England fire hydrants are called hooded ficuses). Jayne's first movie will be shot at the end of the month by the intense and sensitive director B. Skow. It is unclear at press time if Vivid plans to follow up its branding of Vivid Rims with the fielding of an English football team. Previously: Postcard from Porn Week; Untitled Briana Banks project; I like to see a little more fat; Meggan Mallone: Head on her shoulders; Vivid's imprint-o-rama; Monique Alexander: "May God have mercy on my soul" See also: Vivid, Porn Week Labels: "contract girls", b skow, bobbi starr, gazzman, jesse jane, nikki jayne, sophia santi, vivid ¶ Tuesday, June 10, 2008 3 Comments Links to this post
Friday, April 04, 2008
Report: Brea Bennett witch, rock star, designer
 Former Vivid Girl and current NinnWorx contract performer Brea Bennett has many irons in the cauldron, including her redesigned website, which will be a clearinghouse for her myriad talents.She writes: This new site coming soon, will be my personal baby, quite simply put - the site will consist of five major parts, Glamour/Gonzo, daily Webcam shows with I and my friends, Reality based media, Brea Bennett merchandise and Holistic/Spiritual sales, and finally my music!It would be folly and madness to go anywhere else for all things Brea, even to the Shadow Realm of Faerie. Like any complex and multifaceted star, Bennett alternates between refering to herself in the first and third persons, like offering multiple angles on a Blu-Ray disc: My new website is just the beginning of my sensational plans for 2008, including the launch of a clothing line, my band's continued touring schedule and the addition of Brea's Playhouse to this multi-talented beauty's growing empire.I, for one, and Gram, for two, am/is very excited! Both of us have/has been everwhere, and I/he always ask/asks Brea how she got started and how to get in the business. She replied that upcoming events are almost certain to make you almost famous: Everywhere I go I am asked how did you get started? Do you have any advice? Can you please help me get into the industry…so I conjured up a venue to hold monthly talent searches this coming May and every month thereafter at hip night spot e4, in Scottsdale, Arizona with sponsor Playtime Magazine. It’s just a place where the lady’s can get a little crazy, and the ones who are serious have a chance to shoot with me, my company and my website…for almost certain exposure.Bennett's new site will go live shortly. Prepare yourself to be enchanted. Previously: Porn makes squatting sexy See also: Brea Bennett Labels: "contract girls", brea bennett, hype, ninnworx, vivid, websites ¶ Friday, April 04, 2008 0 Comments Links to this post
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Thomas Aquinas becomes Digital Playground contract saint
 Digital Playground, the award-winning studio and leading provider of world-class content to Aristotelian reasoning, is pleased to announce it has signed an exclusive deal with Thomas Aquinas(TM), making the Doctor Angelicus the studio's newest contract saint to illuminate the prestigious roster.Aquinas will make his Dominican/Franciscan debut in second quarter 2008. The portly, dark-complected theologian will also star in the upcoming "Summa Theologica II: Summa Summa Theologica," the highly anticipated treatise published by Digital Playground's award-winning Eclesiastical Philosophy division in collaboration with the University of Naples. "Sounds like 'Nipples,'" joked Pope Urban IV. Samantha Lewis, Digital Playground CEO comments, "When I initially encountered Aquinas' teachings about the nature of angels I loved that he had such clear cut and defined ideas about their ability to move from point A to point B without passing through anything in between. We strive to make all our contract saints to not appear like they've sustained any damage. Aquinas is simple, a methodical thinker, and has no qualms about all that it takes to make his case before the Second Council of Lyons, where me and Joone hope he will reconcile the Greek and Latin churches and Tera Patrick. I look forward to working very closely with St. Thomas and helping him to grow a prestigious career at Digital Playground along with Sts. Augustine(TM), Ambrose(TM), Jerome(TM), Gregory(TM) and Riley Saint Eele(TM). We welcome Thomas Aquinas as our newest contract saint and look forward to presenting him to the canonical court at Avignon." Thomas Aquinas(TM) comments, "Digital Playground is the only company that can launch my career almost overnight. Its owners and staff are dedicated to creating saints. I'm impressed that quality and branding are the objective; our goals are the same - to define the Trinity in simple and unconfusing terms, free of the Sophia Santi heresy. This is a dream come true, I am so happy to be Digital Playground's newest theological scholar and to have the opportunity to work with Samantha and Joone on 'Pirates II.'" Joone, Digital Playground Founder and award-winning director confirms, "A truly unexpected find, Thomas Aquinas(TM) is the total package. He is smart, pious, overflows with self-confidence, and knows that nothing is in the intellect that was not first in the senses, as we ourselves have stated in the series Jack's Big Ass Show. We love that he is fresh, ambitious, and has goals that pertain to international acceptance of Christ and Blu-Ray. We are pleased to have Thomas Aquinas(TM) as our newest contract saint and encourage our fans to have a beatification-off in his honor!" Added Aquinas(TM), who died in 1274, "I'm wondering how many starlets can dance on the head of my cock." Previously: Digital Playground's cavalcade of synonyms See also: Digital Playground announces exclusive deal with Gabriella Fox Labels: "contract girls", Digital Playground, hype, jesus, riley steele, stoya ¶ Thursday, March 20, 2008 3 Comments Links to this post
Friday, February 29, 2008
Riley Steele (TM) gives up her pink trademarkhead
 Cruel Digital Playground. Do they expect me to just give up my manageable, wholesome crush on Stoya by trotting out the virginal Riley Steele (TM)? Apparently, because not only will Steele (TM) perform her first boy/girl scene in the ever-upcoming Pirates II: Stagnetti's Revenge, but she has also given up her tender brand identity. You should only do that for someone you love, but it looks mutual.While the promo pictures do look slightly like those of Jesse Jane (TM), I am assured that they are not the same person. You will also notice that Steele (TM) is so new that only one picture exists of her. "Riley is the total package and the perfect compliment (sic) to our contract star roster," Digital Playground founder Samantha Lewis said in a statement. Not to be outdone, Steele (TM) fired back: "Digital Playground is a class act and by far the best." "Oh you," Digital Playground then said. "Oh you," Steele (TM) replied. Then I trademarked the word you (TM). Make those checks payable to Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Gentle-Kill Abbatoir, and Lobster Hatchery suckers! Previously: Stoya avoids labels See also: Digital Playground Labels: "contract girls", Digital Playground, riley steele, stoya ¶ Friday, February 29, 2008 1 Comments Links to this post
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Meggan Mallone: Head on her shoulders
 When the lovely and dangerous Janine Lindemulder signed a Digital Playground contract in March 2005, she appeared in her promo picture without a right arm and sporting what appeared to be a nasty head wound.Today Vivid announced the arrival of Meggan Mallone to its Hall of Contract Girls, an echoing marble edifice located 300 feet below Universal City Nissan. Claiming Irish, German, and Cherokee heritage (making Cherokee the Native American nation that has most contributed to the porn world, with Anna Malle, Lezley Zen, and Sophia Santi acknowledging Cherokee ancestry. Take that, Oglala Sioux!), Mallone is a former cheerleader from Houston. Clutching both her collarbone and her head, Mallone nevertheless expressed enthusiasm about her new job. "My friends say that I'm bubbly and animated and I think they're right," she said, struggling to hold her head still. "I have a lot of energy and love sports and definitely have a positive attitude towards life. I'm certainly excited about being a Vivid Girl and hope to break some of the stereotypes people have about adult stars." One persistent and pernicious stereotype is that injuries to the brain are detrimental to a porn career. "I can only say, watch out world, I'm coming!" she said, not adding, "After all, I've got an arm up on Janine." Previously: Sexy Janine hides head injury, signs with Digital Playground See also: Vivid, Digital Playground Labels: "contract girls", janine lindemulder, meggan mallone, vivid ¶ Wednesday, February 06, 2008 0 Comments Links to this post
Monday, January 07, 2008
Where's Stormy?
 This is the banner hanging above the entrance to the Adult Entertainment Expo, showing just three of Wicked's contract girls.Maybe Kisten Price and Stormy Daniels are in the car? Maybe Juli Ashton is taking the picture? See also: Wicked Pictures, AVN Expo Labels: "contract girls", avn08, carmen hart, jessica drake, juli ashton, kaylani lei, kirsten price, wicked ¶ Monday, January 07, 2008 0 Comments Links to this post
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
From Carmen to Kayden
 Carmen Luvana's contract with Adam & Eve will end on January 1, 2008 and Kayden Kross will take her place in the trio of the company's contract stars.Carmen will be making personal appearances on a per-assignment basis for the Hillsborough, NC-based company, and Kross, who until October was a Vivid girl and prior to that was with Hustler, will be signing for Adam & Eve at January's Adult Entertainment Expo (aka the AVN Show), where she will join Bree Olsen and Ava Rose. Luvana will also be signing for Adam & Eve at the show in her new freelance basis. An Adam & Eve source told me several months ago that Luvana "just wants to have babies" (though I have not been able to corroborate this with Luvana, or if she intends to have them with me). Previously: Kayden Kross-town traffic See also: Adam & Eve Labels: "adam and eve", "contract girls", Ava Rose, bree olson, carmen luvana, Kayden Kross ¶ Tuesday, December 18, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Saturday, December 08, 2007
Monique Alexander gets a call from Santa
 Vivid girls are good sports; they don't actually answer their phones while working - where would they keep them?Here Monique Alexander poses with James Deen on the set of her Tease Me. Samantha Ryan was also in the movie, which called for nudity. Read more after the gap. See a gallery here. The director B. Skow and Vivid producer Shailar were on hand in the hills above Studio City. I have been to two of their shoots before; each time I spend much of the day laughing. Porn shoots should be like this all the time. Everything got done, there were no hysterics, no one was late, no one wandered off and had to be called back when shooting resumed because there'd been too much of a break. My rigid sense of order was maintained.  The last time I saw Monique Alexander in person, she was blowing Derrick Pierce in a coffin. "The last time I saw you," I said, "you were blowing Derrick Pierce in a coffin." "That hurt my back," she said, "but the job got done." She is a professional. There were about ten cast and crew assembled in a music producer's house across the Valley from the Hollywood sign. I wanted to get a picture of Ryan and Alexander standing with the Hollywood sign on one side and Porn Valley on the other. It could be the cover of a Chamber of Commerce brochure.  I wasn't able to get exactly the shot I wanted, such is my commitment to professionalism. Alexander and Ryan were very accommodating, though. Instead, I got this picture. It is so geometrically perfect it's like the photo was taken by ancient astronauts.  Together, Shailar and Skow have worked at Vivid for about a decade more than Monique Alexander has been alive. (I will send a porn movie to the first person who can notate that algebraically.) I find stories of long-term employment in any entertainment industry comforting; it also helps the mood of a set when you're with people who seem secure in their jobs. Skow is my elder. He told me about the practice of upper-decking. I imagined planning whole vacations around this practice, like others do with golf. After I arrived, the day went like this: 1. Alexander's scene with Deen 2. Lunch 3. Still pictures with Ryan 4. Alexander's scene with Ryan After what I thought was 45 miutes, I looked at my watch and realized I'd been there for five hours, watching Monique Alexander have sex, eating, and talking about alternative defecation methods. As I drove down the hill I thought that just one of those things would have made a perfect day on its own. (Then I wondered what I was doing with my life, but that was more about continuing to give Whole Foods my money than visiting porn sets.) See a gallery here. Previously: Fiat Lux Kassidy; Hirsch's Heavies heave haunches heavenward; See also: Vivid Labels: "contract girls", "set visits", b skow, james deen, monique alexander, samantha ryan, vivid, WGL ¶ Saturday, December 08, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Thursday, October 18, 2007
Seen Here LastTM: Today's Domme Stoya
 StoyaTM, Pig-Spanish for the verb To Be, has become Digital Playground's newest contract performer."We wanted to cash in on the steveporn craze the emo kids are so concerned with," no one associated with the company said. "We figured: 'It's less work'." Stoya's assimilation into Digital PlayBorg was announced during last week's Berlin Fair, an annual adult convention. She joins registered trademarks Jesse Jane, Shay Jordan, and Sophia Santi, the Katsumi/Katsuni hybrid, and the blissfully unfettered Teagan Presley. No accounting was made for Lacie Heart and Jana Cova in the accompanying press release. Sources say that one more contract girl is in the offing. Digital Playground announced Katsumi and Lacie Heart within days of each other last December. Our team of translators worked overtime parsing the press release, which seemed to peg Stoya as some kind of Predator-Next-Door: Originally from the Carolina's, Stoya is blessed with striking features and a lean, tight body. Completely natural, she stands tall at 5'7" and weighs in at 125 lbs. Her pale skin is accentuated by dark hair and full, pouting lips. With an affliction for pain and suffering, Stoya defines herself only as an android from the future (emphasis added). She loves to make clothes, read good books and play with her cats. Truly unique and intensely passionate, Stoya takes pride in her nudity and general moody perception of the world.Out of all the things that are kinda weird about this press release, the thing that sticks with me is: what, exactly, is a general moody perception of the world? Does she have an affliction for moodiness? What about her cats? If I were to offend them, would her Cats Sue Me? Stoya has a lovely face that makes her outfit in this picture seem like a Halloween costume for a woman who ran out of ideas for the party and at the last minute decided to go for Slutty. I hope our operatives can talk with her before she starts adding the "TM" to her autographs, because then it will be too late. Previously: Oh, And Lacie Heart, too; Katsumi to join Robby D.'s hand; Jesse Jane: Seen here last!; Babysitters See also: Digital Playground, Rush Labels: "contract girls", Digital Playground, hype, jana cova, jesse jane, katsuni, shay j, sic, sophia santi, stoya, teagan presley ¶ Thursday, October 18, 2007 2 Comments Links to this post
Monday, October 15, 2007
In the House of Perez, there is no underwear
 Renee Perez is NinnWorx_SR's new contract performer.In House of Perez, her coming out movie for the company, she is all black latex and boots, cavorting with the likes of Charlie Laine, Celeste Star, Georgia Jones, the troubled Sophia Lynn, and Sabrina Rose. I don't know about you, but when I'm wearing a vinyl outfit and being shot with a purple backlight, my nipples get sweaty. I believe Perez must be some kind of auto-cooling robot, or ancient astronaut, or something. You know the types of movies Michael Ninn produces, so here is a little quiz: Which of the following phrases did not appear in the press release?
See also: Ninnworx Labels: "contract girls", geekery, latin, new porn daily, ninnworx, quiz ¶ Monday, October 15, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Memphis Monroe abandons contract stardom for poverty on streets of 19th century Paris
 Memphis Monroe, Hustler's most visible contract star, is also its last. "We have abandoned the contract star program and did not renew Memphis' contract," a Hustler insider said.So a noble tradition begun with Jessica Jaymes that continued with the tripartite reign of Monroe, Mya Luanna, and a combination of sort-of Shy Love and sort-of Joey Hart (with a sprinkling of Joanna Angel) ended this year. No more will Hustler be represented by a face. Instead, the dark tower on the corner of Wilshire and La Cienega will become a font of ideas. Monroe eased out of her contract earlier this year, regained control of her website, and has since shot for Adam & Eve. She has given up her Daisy Dukes for a Parisian waif's beret, mixing up the ensemble with a baton, which is also French. Regardless, everyone remains great friends and will maintain visitation rights, as you can see from Monroe's post-contract effort for Hustler, Breaking & Entering, also starring Luanna, Penny Flame, and Harmony. It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.  Previously: Memphis Monroe reveals dark side of head; Derby Day for Memphis Monroe See also: Hustler, Memphis Monroe, Les Miserables Labels: "contract girls", hustler, memphis monroe, mya luanna, penny flame ¶ Wednesday, October 10, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Monday, June 11, 2007
Sixty Seconds with Memphis Monroe
 Memphis Monroe has proven the exception to the rule of contract performers not having absolute control of their websites, "soft"-launching MemphisMonroe.com this month."I shoot most of the content from Indianapolis," Monroe said (she lives in Louisville, Kentucky, just down I-65). According to Monroe, Hustler gave the reins of MemphisMonroe.com back to her after having control of it in the early part of her contract with the company. She had registered that domain and nine others in 2005. She now runs MemphisMonroe.com with the help of the Indianapolis crew for whom she started her career as a nude model, the webmasters of PantyhoseAddict. Hustler imposes no restrictions on what she can do for her site, Monroe said, "so I get to really show fans all access to my life." Monroe chose her name from a combination of Memphis, TN, Marilyn Monroe and, she said, Nicolas Cage's character in Gone in 60 Seconds. Previously: Derby Day for Memphis Monroe; End of the Summer See also: Memphis Monroe, Hustler Labels: "contract girls", hustler, memphis monroe, website, WGL ¶ Monday, June 11, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Monday, May 14, 2007
New Porn Daily: Sand in the Cracks Edition
 Maybe the official start date is over a month off, but as there have been several days recently in which the temperature has been over 90 degrees here at Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Helipad, Kibbutz, and Lobster Hatchery, I am prepared to say that summer is here. Also: Global warming. Also: Spiderman 3 opened.Above is Private's former contract girl, Priva, getting her parts sanded in African Temptation (you'd think that would be an interracial title, but it's not), which is part of the company's Tropical Deluxe 6 box set that includes only sandy interludes. I would be interested in comments from anyone who has not had a disappointing time having sex on a beach. Porn stars, who don't earn that much money, should get hazard pay for beach work. In addition to the sand, they also have to worry about: 1. Vengeful lepers from The Fog 2. Those lobster things from The Dark Tower 3. Al Gore checking water levels 4. Interloping Adam & Eve shoots 5. Retirees with metal detectors  Here is Simone. Even though the Europeans in the movie spoke English for our benefit, it was still difficult to decipher. Sample dialogue:Guy: You are taking now the flying lesson? Girl: Yes. Soon I will be able to fly around. I do not want to catch you with bad girl. (As if she might see them from the plane?) Guy: No, no, baby. Girl: I will being very mad. Still, I guess the dialogue is better than a Bill Mullet press release. Previously: Private introduces world's first hybrid synergy porn star; Sex City review See also: Private Labels: "contract girls", dvd, new porn daily, occupational hazards, private ¶ Monday, May 14, 2007 2 Comments Links to this post
Monday, February 12, 2007
You can stop posing now
 Manuel Ferrara goes the extra mile in his role as "Reporter" in Educating Nikki. Tiffany Price, playing "Call Girl", appears aloof, disinterested, probably because reporters do not make a large amount of money.Previously: Untitled Briana Banks project; Nine falls on the Cold Valley; This is how porn guys live; Last words on AVN 2007 See also: Hustler Labels: "contract girls", dvd ¶ Monday, February 12, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
A Bitchin' 'gine saves Nikki Nine
 I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what's more important: accuracy or a pun?Nikki Nine, Hustler's newest contract performer, filmed Educating Nikki a week after her first movie, The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, though Educating is being released first. It's the right thing. Unless one is a brave little mouse in the big city for the first time, one needs to be educated before one gets in adventures. Nine turned 18 last June, and was poised and professional despite the dozen or so crew and hangers-on at her Educating shoot last October. Because she was new, I asked Nine how she dealt with being naked in a room full of strangers. "After a few minutes, you don't think about it," she said. Taking her advice, I tried this myself. The TSA people were very helpful in escorting me from the airport Sbarro's.  Educating Nikki also stars Amber Rayne, James Deen, Nyomi Banxxx, and Eva Angelina. It ships next week. Previously: Nine falls on the cold Valley; This is how porn guys live See also: The Education of Nikki Nine (gamelink), Hustler Labels: "contract girls", dvds, hustler ¶ Tuesday, January 23, 2007 0 Comments Links to this post
Thursday, March 24, 2005
Sexy Janine hides head injury, signs with Digital Playground
 The Porn Star Known as Janine has signed with Digital Playground. "I am happy to be that much closer to Gram Ponante," the veteran performer did not say.Janine has been performing since the 80's. It is good to see that sort of longevity in this business (which I own). We wish her nothing but dizzying success at her new home. I also appreciate Digital Playground for providing a white background so I don't have to press any Photoshop buttons. I would post my pix of Janine from when we went to Montessori School together, but we didn't. Labels: "contract girls", Digital Playground, janine lindemulder ¶ Thursday, March 24, 2005 0 Comments Links to this post
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