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Satan wears tube socks, is also not a mom
 Wow.
You know my towering rage when women advertised as MILFs aren't actually moms, so you can imagine the sadness and hurt I felt when Satan made no appearance in Sex Slaves of Satan (say what you will about John Holmes).
Read the review here.
Previously: Meet Today's Peaches (fleshbot); Lemon cream facials; No easy way out for Body Magic
See also: VCXLabels: classic, desiree cousteau, john holmes, MILF, minireview, Satan
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--Monday, March 26, 2007--
San Franciscans to go to Hell
 If you're going to San Francisco, make sure to wear a thornbush in your hair.
Mondo Porno Res-Erection, a sacrilegious Good Friday porn-a-thon, takes place at Folsom Street's Cat Club between 8 p.m. and 3 a.m. April 6, hosted by Provocateur Editrix Abby, Dragstrip, and Paradox Media.
The evening begins with a screening of Repenetrator, the Burning Angel alt-porn "classic" starring Joanna Angel and featuring a properly un-Christian resurrection plot.
In The Temple of the Rock, the live music line-up includes The Tongues, Charm School Dropouts, Lick and MC Meathook. In between each band will be a bit of babalonian burlesque, featuring The Indra and LA’s Devastatia Fox and Sparkle Diamond.
And from the stage between performers, Brother Fudgie Frottage and Editrix Abby Superior will be slingin’ the FREE PORN while it lasts, plus additional giveaways from Good Vibrations, Adam & Eve, Fantasy Glide, Madame S. and Divine Interventions. Mix, mingle and pick up some salacious swag. Sidle up to the saucy dancers and spend some of your hard earned cash.
Meanwhile, in the Dance Den of Iniquity, DJ Damon (1984 / Bondage a-Go-Go ) will spin sacriligeous sex rock and dance romance. Upstairs in Marauding Mary Magdalene's Lap Dance Lounge the Ladies of Chez Badunkadunk will be available for dances as DJ Simone of D.I.E. spins makeout music for the sacred whores.
Doesn't this sound fun? Wouldn't you like to live at a place called Chez Badonkadonk?
It's unfortunate that all this blasphemy is ultimately displeasing to Our Lord, because people seem to be working very hard on it. I try to tell them it's difficult to dance while tormented for eternity in a lake of fire, but when someone is blowing you it's almost impossible for them to hear your righteous words.
Previously: San Francisco sex workers seek to unionize; "What kind of jobs are we talking about here?"; Lorelei Lee and Adriana Nicole just because; The way things are going, they're going to crucify VBLabels: events, san francisco, Satan
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--Thursday, February 15, 2007--
Images of heaven (that take me to Hell)
 As you know, the devil and me don't get along. Still, in a story reminiscent of Kim Kardashian being shocked that porn is going on here, several porn performers and crew members walked off a set in which a model of Jesus Christ's head was to be ejaculated upon and then smashed.
And questions arose (immediately - not after three days like you read about):
I have no problem with what was asked of the performers in this Shane Bugbee-directed Extreme Associates picture, Club Satan*. After all, the Torah tells us to accept no graven images, and ejaculating is accepting.
What concerns me is how the likes of Kyle Stone and Rick Masters (who said Bugbee had "gone too far") were enticed to the set at all. The first thing anyone confirms when booking me for a porn film is whether or not I will be expected to ejaculate on Jesus' head. In fact, I regularly choose the Jesus Head Sculpture Ejaculate-free aisle at my local Whole Foods.
Provocateur Matt Zane, speaking for Bugbee, who is apparently a Church of Satan priest, said, "Club Satan is about destroying the psychological and emotional taboo's [sic] {Satan needs a new publicist} that society has set forth and engrained with endless social programming."
Wow. Some angry teen wants his MySpace page back.
And using that logic, is the very foundation of porn, the pulling out and coming on your conquest's face while she slurps it up, about destroying the emotional and psychological taboos of women?
"This is not porn for mere entertainment," Zane adds. "This has a philosophy within it."
And that philosophy is put away your Sabbath albums.
One thing is certain: Paris Gables is fiendishly attractive, even with all that crap on her, and we all know that fake boobs are the work of the Dark One.
Previously: Sunny Lane: Miss Congeniality; At least one in ten of us: The Devil Inside; Skater Bloody Skater
See also: Extreme Associates
*The press release suggests visitors go to ClubStan.com, which I don't advise unless Lucifer wants you to take intermediate improv classes.Labels: "extreme", non-events, Satan
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