| --Monday, February 19, 2007--
Cleopatra of the Nile wants you to die
 Sexy Egyptian fireplug Cleopatra of the Nile is featured on one of Adultcon's billboards overlooking the 710 freeway and demands you drive there.
She writes:Going NORTHBOUND on the 710 freeway, start south of the Firestone exit (city of DOWNEY or NORWALK) to be sure you can come from the 105 freeway and then go north on the 710 freeway or start from Imperial hwy and go north on the 710. You will see it before you hit Firestone Blvd exit on the LEFT HAND SIDE. Here is a Google map of the area about which Tolkien wrote: "In Downey (south of Bell Gardens), where the shadows lie..."
Driving is your best bet, for:
One does not simply walk into Downey. Its black gates are guarded by more than just gas tanks and Winchell's Doughnuts. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly! Previously: KSEX Awards: Meaty
See also: Adultcon, Cleopatra of the NileLabels: adultcon, events, LOTR
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--Monday, October 16, 2006--
Hotter than a Balrog
 As you know, October is the anniversary month of my Ringwraith wound from that accursed Morgul blade on Weathertop, so you can forgive me for getting all Renaissance Faire on you for a second.
These images are from BareMaidens, a site that was developed this year by photographer Alan, who has shot content and boxcovers for several companies, including Vivid, Lethal Hardcore, and Red Light District.
The Bare Maidens usually appear strong of arm and capable of handling many horses. Charlotte Stokely actually smiles, which happens when one rides the dragon's breath.
Alan uses models in and out of the porn industry, and his rules seem to be single girl series without male interaction. I asked if any of the porn girls balked at the scanario.
"Most of the models are very into the whole fantasy thing," he said. "They have ideas and bring a part of themselves into it."
Woman of Rohan, Elf-friend, or Near Harad Douchebag?
"I let them choose if they want to be good or evil," he said, "and what sort of character they want to be."
So Lacie Heart worked up the character "Lacie of Endillia: Chosen to lead Najenia in the quest for the missing stones of power".
I asked Alan what he did when the other students were playing football and huffing glue at recess.
"I used to play Dungeons & Dragons as a kid, and always loved fantasy movies," he said. "'The Lord of the Rings' trilogy is my favorite."
"Never heard of it."
The site contains photosets of about 30 models, including Riley Mason, Ava and Mia Rose, Cytherea, Lacie Heart, and Monica Mayhem.
Previously: Kami Andrews: "I want to fuck geek girls."
See also: Bare MaidensLabels: fotos, LOTR, website, WGL
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--Tuesday, August 22, 2006--
Trina Michaels for Industry
 Like the MX Missile being dubbed "The Peacemaker" by the Reagan Administration, I have always thought there was a lot of wishful thinking behind naming the Mordor-worthy slag heap south of Los Angeles the City of Industry.
Regardless, one of my favorite people (but does she even know I exist?), Trina Michaels, will be performing down there Thursday through Saturday at the Spearmint Rhino.
Since I have only photographed her and we haven't shared Merlot over a fresh-killed quail (red wine is inappropriate for game birds), it might be all projection that I think Michaels has a sadder-but-wiser, just-got-done-crying, leaving-my-boyfriend-for-Gram quality about her.
"Actually, I'm quite happy-go-lucky," she might say, "and am leaving the adult industry - and indeed the City of Industry - to become a large-animal veterinarian."
But I doubt it.
Evil woman.
Previously: Wet, Detailed & Nailed; Devinn spot-cleans the limoLabels: events, LOTR, strippers, WGL
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--Wednesday, March 08, 2006--
Kurupt/Not Corrupt
 If Scott Stapp and Kid Rock can get groupies, then so should Kurupt. Kurupt Uncut XXX, unfortunately, is a study in unrealistic expectations, as everyone in the rapper's entourage gets to Wax Dat Azz but him.
I believe it is because of his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
Watching the music video made concurrently with the porn shoot, I noticed that Mr. K. has more tics than Nomar Garciaparra. In addition to his fastidious refusal to touch women, he keeps doing this thing where he wipes his nose on camera. Maybe that is why the sex scenes are left to other people.
Watching Kurupt and crew was like watching Lord of the Rings. Both were very entertaining pieces of work that had a single huge question mark. For Kurupt, it was "Why is the supposed star of this video never seen with any of the girls?" For Lord of the Rings, it was "If the goddamn eagles could fly into Mordor to rescue Frodo and they are impervious to the lure of the Ring, why didn't they save everyone the trouble and drop it in themselves?"
Read the review here.
Previously: Kurupt makes entertainment industry look tawdry; Crunkporn unleashed; 2Live Crew's Luke quits music; A man called Necro
See also: VCALabels: dvd, LOTR, reviews
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