| --Wednesday, October 01, 2008--
Throat Fuck Gangbang: so hard to get through you
 For no reason other than meter, whenever I see the title Throat Fuck Gangbang I think of Jimi Hendrix' song "Crosstown Traffic."
 Throat Fuck Gangbang 10 stars my close personal friend Sabrina Deep, who just doesn't look like she's capable of doing the things she does. But at the end of the day (whether she's filming or not), Sabrina ends up being drenched in sperm.
Some people deliver flowers.
In any case, the opportunities to post images from this video are limited, as Deep and a woman named Angelina spend their time less giving blowjobs than being pawed and then fucked in the throat, hence the title.
 Throat Fuck Gangbang 10 is a movie for people for whom all hope of winning a woman over with charm has faded. Each woman in the movie spends a few game moments listening to a bonehead triumvirate flap their gums and then gets down to business. Or gets down to being business. No one looks happy at the end.
The movie appears to have been filmed in someone's basement. The trio of gangbang dudes needs to wear socks as they walk down the stairs, as if the director's mom would be angry if they didn't.
I just think that this is the type of movie that President Sarah Palin will point to when she condemns the porn industry for its lack of redeeming value.
Buy Throat Fuck Gangbang 10 here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sabrina Deep: Gang bang across the water
See also: JM Productions, Sabrina DeepLabels: fellatio, JM, sabrina deep
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--Friday, June 20, 2008--
Flower Tucci: After the outing
 Flower Tucci reclines in a pool of her own and others' natural spendings in a scene from The Violation of Flower Tucci. She has appeared on a television show complaining of her daughter's lesbianism when the female audience attacks her and makes Flower a lesbian.
What? You're saying that, because she had no choice in the matter, that she's not a lesbian? Open your eyes, pal, she's a total lesbian. That's like saying that, because the mound of dough had no choice about my putting it in the oven, it's not a delicious biscuit.
 Now Flower is a lesbian and she is going to have to live her life accordingly. I believe her first act as a lesbian will be to stop having sex with so many men.
These are the only known pictures of Flower Tucci in which she is not showing her ass.
Previously: XRCO from the outside in; Flower Tucci's ass directives
See also: JM Productions, Flower TucciLabels: audrey hollander, flower tucci, JM, new porn daily
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--Tuesday, April 08, 2008--
Missy Monroe's rich pageant
 "Dude, who just came in my fucking ear?" Missy Monroe says in American Bukkake Does the Stars. "They aimed for my ear. That's fucked up."
I am not going to show you a picture of Missy Monroe caked and apattered with 52 loads of semen because Easter was two weeks ago. Instead, I will show you something more disturbing: the pageant of humanity who showed up when she uttered the words "The power of semen compels me" for the 2006 filming.
 That someone might be in the mood to surf for this sort of thing one day and surf for a lighthearted romp with Kirsten Price the next has a deflating effect on the contention that there is a difference between one kind of porn and another.
But would Wicked make a reference to The Exorcist? Probably not.
Previously: Missy Monroe finds Jesus; Fiat Lux Kassidy; It was a lovely wedding
See also: JM ProductionsLabels: bukkake, JM, missy monroe
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--Friday, November 09, 2007--
Inari Vachs and Ten Years After
 Max Hardcore is releasing his back catalog through JM Productions, so the other day I watched a scene between Max and Inari Vachs that was shot in November, 1997.
I like Max Hardcore because he's up front about being evil.
He doesn't talk about making porn for "the kids" and doesn't adopt a paternal attitude; at most he takes on a diabolically avuncular one. He doesn't hand out bears one moment and justfy his irresponsible behavior the next. Even the boom shadow is refreshingly sordid.
Vachs encounters Hardcore somewhere in Golden Gate Park and he takes her back to his hotel. On the way he asks if she's familiar with "Herman Miller's 'Nexus', 'Plexus', and 'Sexus'." When one of his crew members says, "I think that's Henry Miller," Max brushes this off but for a moment displays a look that says "I know someone who isn't getting paid this week."
Vachs, true to her costume, feigns surprise at everything that happens to her. This is so much better than when Hardcore's partners are genuinely surprised.
"Have you ever been sodomized?" Hardcore asks.
"I don't know what that means, Mister," Vachs says (this was the style in 1997).
"It's when you get a big cock up your ass," he explains.
"I hope it doesn't hurt, Mister."
Previously: Hardcore hears a hammer
See also: Max Hardcore, JM Productions, Ten Years After: "Bad Scene"Labels: inari vachs, JM, max hardcore, new porn daily
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--Monday, July 30, 2007--
New Porn Daily: Triple threats prove truth in advertising
 At no point in JM Productions' Wife, Mother, Whore are the five female performers (including Alison Pierce, above) asked if they themselves gave birth to their children, but neither is this movie marketed as a MILF title. And for that honesty I am grateful.
Each of the women in this movie not only has children but is also married and accepts money for having sex. I haven't seen such a truthful title since I've Been Sodomized.
Previously: I Heart Suckable; Transsexual MILFs; A bit of the old in-out for Chelsie Rae
See also: JM ProductionsLabels: alison pierce, JM, MILF
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--Tuesday, July 24, 2007--
Why is this man staring at Amber Rayne's shoulder?
 As you know, I am a tremendously sexual person. Sometimes I'm not even allowed to board planes. So it is not in my chemical makeup, in general, to question what in a lady a man or another woman might find attractive. Feet? The Ass? Legs? Her brain? Nothing is off limits in my pan-sexual worldview.
But why this dude to the left is staring so intently at Amber Rayne's shoulder in Amber Rayne Is A White Trash Whore, when there are at least two other parts of her available, puzzled me.
That was until my friend the spirit photographer sent over this amplified image from the spectro-lab here at Gram Ponante Towers.
Join me on the other side of the terrestrial portal for the shocking photograph.
Bounty hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman appears in spirit form above Amber Rayne's right shoulder in an image now on loan to Canoga Park's Museum of Spectral Photography.
 Why Chapman, who is still alive and the subject of his own A&E Network reality show, is hovering benevolently over Rayne is anyone's guess.
A reader writes:
You continue to ignore the fact that minorities are more in touch with the spirit world.
If, when you say "ignore", you mean "embrace", then Yes, I do ignore that fact.
I only present facts. Sexual facts. And I cannot comment on the spirit realm, because it owes me money.
Previously: Send It Down; Strapped by a ghost; Ghouls Gone Wild; What, no tentacles?
See also: Spectral Photography, JM ProductionsLabels: amber rayne, dvd, JM, race movies
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--Tuesday, April 10, 2007--
A bit of the old In-Out for Chelsie Rae
 JM Productions' all-girl The Violation of Chelsie Rae tries manfully to recreate A Clockwork Orange, with Kimberly Kane as Alex.
 Director Jim Powers even uses a Stanley Kubrick-style credits sequence and is faithful to several scenes in its source material.
 But whereas Alex and the droogs liberate a weepy young devotchka from Billy Boy, Kane and her gang dispatch with the chellovecks and take Chelsie Rae for themselves.
Previously: Kelly X just because; Tera Patrick denies sausage party
See also: JM Productions, Nadsat dictionary, In-n-Out BurgerLabels: "jim powers", "kimberly kane", dvd, JM, pop
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--Monday, December 18, 2006--
The Inner Pig
 So the innocent young man who has been delivering mail to my office for the past 18 months yesterday asked:
"So what do you do with these movies once you watch them?"
The parcels I receive from porn companies are, for the most part, labeled discreetly. The box that JM's Fuck Pigs: The Movie arrived in had the simple JM toy block logo on it, with no indication of the atrocities within.
I thought the tacit agreement I had with the U.S. Government extended to its employees' not commenting on my mail, but I guess a year-and-a-half's worth of Red Light District, Digital Playground, and LFP material, etc., passing through his hands was too much of a temptation.
I could have protested. What if I received box after box of pierogies by mail and he'd commented, "You sure eat a lot of pierogies"? Wouldn't today's lawsuit-happy culture have allowed me to sue and sue and sue? Isn't "So what do you do with these movies once you watch them?" indicative of, well, his belief that I actually watch them??
What does someone really think of you when they believe you have watched and internalized thousands of porn movies?
So I told the truth. I said:
"I don't watch the DVDs so much as fuck those little holes in the middle until they're HUGE."
I think Fuck Pigs: The Movie heralds a new era of quality filmmaking for JM. It imagines a world in which Gia Paloma and friends, abducted by hillbillies, are made to wear pig noses and be debased in a mountain shack. Wasn't that theme of transformation exactly what Terms of Endearment tried to capture?
Previously: Porn blooper reel; Hillary Scott's many faces; Fellate expectations; Meanwhile, down at the Inner Whore
See also: JM ProductionsLabels: dvds, JM, WGL
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