I didn't have the budget for Anal.

Gram Ponante's A Porn Valley Odyssey: Making "The Facts of Life XXX"


Revised for 2013!

Join Gram Ponante, America's Beloved Porn Journalist, as he paints a life-affirming picture of his experience directing his first porn movie, "The Facts of Life XXX."

Thrill to the story of The Three Tooties, Recoil at the Long-Remembered Smell, Peek at Ashli Orion's panties, Clap in amazement at the World's Best Porn Script—and Weep at its compromise!

Finally, Gape at how the most porn-hardened veteran can become...sensitized.

A Porn Valley Odyssey: Making "The Facts of Life XXX" is the first in a series of short, entertaining, and informative sketches of how the adult industry works.

dandysmallGram Ponante has been writing about the adult industry since 2002. He is a regular contributor to Fleshbot, Hustler, Genesis, and other fine adult publications, and has served in editorial positions at both AVN and XBiz, the adult industry’s warring trade publications. Since launching GramPonante.com in January, 2005, Ponante has been quoted online, in print, and on the air in media around the world as an articulate and engaging commentator on the porn business.