Skullfucking: A Semantic Approach
Labels: eve lawrence, joe gallant, lisa sparxx, practices, sasha grey
From Gram Ponante Towers deep in the heart of Porn Valley, USA, this is the Porner's Almanac.
Have you ever thought about - I mean really thought about - skullfucking? If we listen to this segment from Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket, it seems that the meaning is very clear. But in porn, skullfucking means a blowjob in which the blower does nothing but allow the blowee to manipulate her head back and forth. There is no gouging of eyes.
If something so basic can be misinterpreted, it's easy to understand how the term MILF got so out of hand.
This week's featured movie is Joe Gallant's peyote button of a porn film, The Skin Trade, starring Sasha Grey as a troubled teen who seeks redemption through vengeance.
This week's birthdays include China Barbie, whom I told you about a few weeks ago, you know, the woman Mattel sued for being a porn star named Barbie, and fort being Asian, which is the region of the world where Mattel's lead paint comes from, therefore the words China and Barbie need never be so attractively associated. Well, on Monday she turned 29, which is exactly the number of men on the Edmund Fitzgerald. Coincidence? Probably.
On Thursday October 4, Eve Lawrence, on again, off again porn star, turns 22. Eve Lawrence is fantastically attractive. The lovely Juli Ashton turns 38 on October 5, and on that same day Sydnee Capri turns 22. Think about that: a 16-year difference between these two women. Do you think they could play major league baseball that long? On October 6 the bodacious Lisa Sparxx turns 28 - or at least it says here she turns 28...I have a feeling that's not true ... and on Saturday, October 7, Adam and Eve contract girl Bree Olson turns 21. Have you ever had a sandwich with a 21-year-old Bree?
The Porner's Almanac is brought to you with the help of the Internet Adult Film Database at IAFD.com. For all of your pornic needs surf over to Porn Valley Observed at GramPonante.com. Until next week, remember that skullfucking means different things to different people, so always check with tribal elders, local clergy, and the chamber of commerce before you do it.
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