Everybody squirts sometime
Labels: amber rayne, ashlyn gere, kayden kross, sindee jennings, sunrise adams
And this is Gram Ponante with The Porner's Almanac for the week of September 10, 2007.
Say what you will about squirting, or female ejaculation, and if you're so inclined, bring it up at your Baptist College's Meet the Candidates luncheon for the 2008 GOP presidential candidates, but it is amazing what this function of a lady's parts will do to a room full of porn-jaded cynics.
I attended the filming of Cousin Stevie's Pussy Party last month and one of the eight contestants was Sindee Jennings, a petite and amiable Texan. The competition between the women was friendly but fierce for the extra cash prize that would be taken home by the woman with the, er, best pussy.
Included in that group was a woman named Amber Rayne, whose white hot sexual focus is equal to the heat generated by a thousand suns, each with half-t-shirts and thongs, and covered with melon body spray.
But even Amber Rayne had to gape at Sindee Jennings, who started squirting at about 10 in the morning and pretty much hosed down the Encino rental home by 10 that evening. For the other girls, Ms. Jennings' squirting prowess was greeted the same way a gun would be at a knife fight: it's overwhelming force, but you had to hand it to her. America Loves Squirting.
You can see a gallery of that Pussy Party at Gram Ponante.com.
Birthdays this week include the 48th birthday of Skinemax favorite Ashlyn Gere, and the 25th birthday of Sunrise Adams. It's hard to believe that Sunrise Adams, the niece of Sunset Thomas of Moonlight Bunnyranch fame, is a quarter of a century old. Sunrise, Sunset, quickly flow the years. It is the 22nd birthday of former Vivid Girl Kayden Kross. Everyone seems to have been a Vivid Girl at one time or another. I think I was a Vivid Girl. It is the 28th birthday of Bunny Luv, who now directs for Digital Playground under the name Celeste. It would have been the 40th birthday of the affectionately-remembered Anna Malle, who died last year in a Las Vegas car crash. It's also the 33rd birthday of tasty pinup Caroline Pierce.
Our limerick of the week may have something to do with one of the people talked about in this episode, but I doubt it. After all it's porn:
It's a scam Modern Science can see thra
But the squirt gushing from your urethra
Would strike dead with fear
The Army Corps of Engineers
(Who didn't seem to mind, either)
The Porners Almanac was brought to you with the help of the Internet Adult Film Database at IAFD.com. For most if not all of your porn needs, surf over to GramPonante.com, Porn Valley Observed. Until next time, Get wood, keep it up, and drink lots of water.
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Finally Gram calls a spade a spade. I think you don't have to beautify body waste...
Annette
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