The Porner's Almanac: First podcast of the 21st century

People are fond of saying that Porn has always been on the forefront of Internet technology, but did you know it is also on the bleeding edge of agriculture and genetic research?

We are proud to bring you the very first "pod cast" from America's Beloved Porn Journalist, Gram Ponante. Make sure you take a mental snapshot of this page, as it represents everything Gram doesn't know about podcasting.

Here is the text of the attached podcast:

And here is the porner's almanac for the week of August 20th, 2007

Birthdays this week include the 30th anniversary of the birth of Barbara Summer, who played a nun who fucked people in last year's The New Neighbors. It is also the 45th birthday of gay icon and rowdy neighbor Jeff Stryker,

It will also be the 23rd birthday of Missy Monroe, who told me on the set of Vivid's Lux's Life last year that girls only contract performer Lux Kassidey would be doing anal by Missy's birthday this year. Lux, if you're doing anal anyway, please let us know.

It's the 21st birthday of Lacie Heart, Digital Playground contract star, former Vivid girl, glasses wearer.

Finally, this week marks the 26th birthday of outgoing Adam and Eve contract star, the beloved Carmen Luvana, who instead of saying Fuck in movies, says "Ay Mi Puneta".

We leave you with a quote from porn auteur DCypher, in whose film "Dirty Talk" Nick Manning says to Nautica Thorn,

"Michael could never understand that he's hung up on a world of secrets and lies that hurt. it's all about love and honesty and pleasure."

The Porners Almanac was brought to you with the help of the Internet Adult Film Database at IAFD.com. For most if not all of your porn needs, surf over to GramPonante.com, Porn Valley Observed. Until next time, Get wood, keep it up, and drink lots of water.

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