I have always felt that January was about AVN and February was about Black History, so let's tie up some worthwhile loose ends from this site and around the web.

I met (for the first time) O: The Power of Submission director Ernest Greene and Nina Hartley at, of all places, the Corruption party after the AVN show.

"Thanks for being a one-man cheering section for O," Greene said. What can I say? Carmen looked good in that sweater.

Jesse Jane came under scrutiny for her thinness, and actually addressed it preemptively long before "skinny" pictures started getting published later in AEE week.


"I was really skinny last year," she said. "I'm heavier now. Last year I was under a hundred pounds and today I'm 102. I work out and stuff before a movie, but I eat whatever I want, inluding steaks."

"You ever eat at that place on Rt. 40 in Amarillo with the 72-ounce steak?" I asked the Oklahoma resident.

"No, but I hear it's not all meat."

I didn't print that at the time because she didn't look overly thin to me, plus I didn't want to offend the Beef Council, one of this site's sponsors.


In other contract star news - and these tidbits are unofficial insofar as no companies will be having their public relations department send out press releases about them - it is rumored that:

• Hustler and Joanna Angel have parted ways over a payment dispute. I've said it before: Thank God for Memphis Monroe
• Sophia Lynn will no longer represent Adam & Eve because "she didn't show up to the convention" (either that or she didn't show up to the convention because she was told not to). I've said it before: Thank God for Carmen Luvana
• Nikki Nine, though a solid perforMEr, is on shaky ground wiTh Hustler
• Jenna Loves Janine, even though Janine appears to be a viking
• Jasmine Byrne also did not show up for her signing duties, so she is no longer "J Ho"

I had the distinct pleasure of meeting Miss Abby Ehmann in Las Vegas. Here she writes about lesser-attended but twice as fun AEE week parties on ErosZine.

I also saw Audacia Ray in regrettably short installments. The writer/director/performer also lauds the off the beaten track experience on Waking Vixen.

For shorter gasps even than Audacia's, I caught glimpses of Jamye Waxman, who writes the site seX matters. A family wedding prevented her from staying until the bitter end, so that shows she is self-actualized.


To prove that I didn't spend my week with fiercely attractive women only, check out P. Weasels' account of the festivities on Gamelink.

My pals at G4TV have a fun video of the AVN red carpet. I was whispering porn data into the ear of better-looking-than-me host Zach Selwyn. Not shown is the several starlets in a row who didn't remember being in the movies I'd said they'd been in. Ah well. I hardly remember working at TMZ anymore, either.

XBiz byproduct XFanz also covered the red carpet, and their video is here. XBiz president Alec Helmy hopes to establish February as XBiz month in the same way the adult industry associates January with AVN.

I will be speaking at next week's XBiz Hollywood Forum's seminar on viral marketing, so you know it's a quality establishment.

Previously: "A fine spray of legitimacy"; Lettuce from our readers; AVN 2007 gallery

Labels: avn, commentary, website

posted by Gram the Man at Wednesday, January 31, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Were Joan and Melissa Rivers unavailable?

Kathy Griffin will host this year's GayVN Awards show in San Francisco. I don't know which entity does the bigger disservice to the other.

Also: does this make me a bitch?

See also: Kathy Griffin to host 2007 GayVN Awards show

Labels: celebrities, events, gay

posted by Gram the Man at Wednesday, January 31, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

It didn't occur to me that Jesse Jane might be pulling a reverse Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull for the role.

Despite it not having been written, cast, or shot yet, the sequel to "Pirates" is already the biggest movie of 2007 and 2008 and will be shown at Barack Obama's Inaugural Ball on January 20, 2009 as gawpers take camera phone shots of Teagan Presley's toddlers.

The teaser, which features a skeleton (and even it is wearing clothes), capitalizes on the notion that the nation has already seen the original and that memories of Jesse Jane's candle wax scene with Carmen Luvana are still fresh. Those who are not familiar with the top-selling adult DVD of the past two years will wonder why they're still showing commercials for the PS2.

APX Foitruss writes:

Senor Gram,

Now you've crossed the line! I think it was in awful taste for you to
refer to Jesse Jane as a "skeleton" in your posting about the biggest
movie of 2007 and 2008, the Digital Playground crossover blockbuster
megahit called "Pirates." Jesse Jane is a sweet girl and if she has an
eating disorder as many have speculated, you're not going to be part
of the solution by making her more insecure. Don't be a part of the
problem, Gram! These girls need all our love and support.

And now a word from our sponsor:

You've all heard of 'Pilates,' well get ready for 'Pirates'! It's the
workout that tends to every muscle in your body, even the muscles in
far away places--Pirates! Get the gape you've always dreamed
of--Pirates! Some silicone under there, some jizz on top of
this--Pirates! You can do it alone, you can do it with a
group--Pirates! It's the California craze of the Zeros--Pirates! Do
that hand jive, baby--Piiiiiiiirateeeees! Arrrrgh! Must be 18 or
older.

See the teaser trailer here.

Previously: Digital Playground offers Pirates 2 teaser poster
See also: Digital Playground

Labels: "digital playground", hype

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Why? Because it's Tuesday!

I encountered these two women on a couch. Outside was some of the best porn set crafts services chicken I have ever eaten.

(At least I hope it was chicken.)

Oh G-d. What if it wasn't chicken??

Who are they? I will not say, but will instead leave this cryptic hint, because I am a Buddhist.

"Forget it Jake - it's Koreatown."

Previously: ? and the Mysterians; But is it good for the Jews?

Labels: because

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Blu-ray Association spokesman Andy Parsons, a vice president of Pioneer, suggests that adult's notion of itself as a technology Taste Leader is exaggerated, even if the industry helped decide the VHS-Betamax war in the 80's.

"Adult content should be appreciated for what it is," Parsons told Variety, "but it is not mainstream and it will not drive the mass market."

Porn was much less mainstream - in fact, producing it had not yet been decriminalized in California - when the first porn shot on video was released in 1979. Parsons sounds like he is defending Blu-ray sponsors' moral choices to not work with the adult industry with unsupportable business justifications.

Porn is King of Flimsy Justifications, Blu-ray; don't mess with it.

The Variety story is notable for its reliance on the opinions of four big companies: Wicked (whose Camp Cuddle Pines Powertool Massacre was the first porn out on HD DVD), Digital Playground, Vivid, and Evil Angel. All have chosen HD DVD, though Digital Playground once sided with Blu-ray and Vivid is hedging its bets by releasing Debbie Does Dallas...Again on both new formats.

The problem is, as one Porn Valley Observed reader points out:

"For every one Pirates, there's at least another hundred titles like Fuck My Gaping Asshole Vol. 3,459, and the companies releasing them range in opinion from 'Sure, we'll do HD eventually' to 'Nope, no plans for HD.'"

That does not mean that those four are not industry leaders with sensible plans for the future, but their sales are but a fraction of those of the combined smaller companies that have no immediate plans for either new format and/or that only care about shooting for VOD, cable, and Internet.

And don't forget that companies that edit for HD might not actually be shooting in it, and the Variety story does not address the questionable demand for HD content on the web.

It also uses "camp" six times to describe technology representatives. I think Variety should ankle that word.

The bottom line is that anyone in adult who has made a choice has gone with HD DVD, and it seems as though the technology has chosen porn (by way of less restrictions and a cheaper price) rather than porn having chosen the technology.

(Thanks to Jamie Lynn for providing a face for the name.)

Previously: Concentric circle jerks of porn profits; Wicked decides on HD DVD; Pirates: "For the love of God let me die."
See also: HD DVD pressing the flesh (variety.com)

Labels: money, technology

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

People are so easily offended, to the point that I think some people actively seek out things to be offended by. I am not that way, for I am a Buddhist.

Because a strain of Clan Ponante came from the Emerald Isle, there are backwards impressions of my claddagh ring on many the nose of a shady affiliate program manager, and oft echo the words "Bring the shillelagh, Graminal" through the halls of Gram Ponante Towers, Estates, clover hatchery, Garda substation, colleen processing plant, and Waterford crystal meth lab.

So a friend asked if I weren't offended for the sake of my people that there was someone running around calling herself Chavon Taylor who screwed up the original Gaelic spelling of "Siobhan" for her nom de porn.

"I don't know," I said. "Show me a picture."

The picture came a moment later.

"SHE CAN DO ANYTHING SHE WANTS," I said.

Seriously: what have the Irish done for me lately?

Previously: Again with the Titties; As long as the first rule is Feed Her a Sandwich
See also: Lethal Hardcore

Labels: "lethal hardcore", dvds, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 30, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

I don't like to cover non-events -

Q. Then Grams, why do you write about porn?
A. Shut up.

- and anything a publicist will send to TMZ.com and then send to you with a note saying it was featured on TMZ.com is officially a non-event, but it bears mentioning that Oren Cohen, owner of Tightfit Productions, the producer of Assraelis (covered here first, I humbly point out), which, despite being a well-shot porn film with very tasty Israeli pornstresses, is not causing nearly as much international controversy as readers would be led to believe.

Indeed, Cohen goes so far as to say "not since Deep Throat has an adult film garnered such national and international attention." That is like John Lennon saying the Beatles were "more popular than Jesus".

I would say that Assraelis has garnered just as much, but not more, national and international attention as Dirt Pipe Milkshakes 2. Still, Assraelis is a great movie filled with jewsy starlets.

Previously: But is it good for the Jews?
See also: Tightfit Productions

Labels: dvds, hype, non-events, tightfit

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 29, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Tera Patrick and Nautica Thorn will be in/on Puerto Rico this weekend for the second annual Sexo Expo, featuring a lingerie contest and an afterparty sponsored by Budweiser.

How charming. Budweiser.

As you know, Budweiser afterparties are the first halting steps many island commonwealths take toward Freedom.

"Latin people are so passionate about sex," Patrick explained. "And ever since I did a girl-girl scene with the fiery Carmen Luvana in Genesis magazine, I have always been extremely curious about Puerto Rico!"

According to the CIA's World Factbook, I explained to Tera, Puerto Rico has 3.69% arable land, which would make it difficult for she and Evan to eke out a living on the unforgiving soil.

The Sexo Expo sounds like Erotica L.A. or Adultcon but with fewer Hispanics.

It also boasts free HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia tests.

The last time I heard, Nautica Thorn was Asian. But she is also partially Puerto Rican. This means her family fitted their spray cans with sumi e brushes.

As I typed that last sentence I thought: 1. I am going to be murdered, and 2. I am going to Hell.

I would love to go to this event because I am an adopted son of the Spanish-speaking world.

Luckily, the two hostesses have formed an amphibious vehicle travel agency called TeraNautica.

Previously: Tera runs with motorcycle gang; Nautica Thorn and public transportation; Ricockulous
See also: Sexo Expo

Labels: "tera patrick", events, latin

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 29, 2007 | 1 Comments Links to this post

Prime Time Uncensored, launching February 11 as a free adult webcast service, is, in its promotional material anyway, painting itself as an anti-KSEXRadio and anti-Playboy-on-Sirius.

While I would not be telling tales out of school to say the production quality is not very high nor the programming comprehensive, it is free to watch, and includes shows from the ubiquitous James Bartholet and Tony Batman, Vanessa Blue and Nyomi Banxx, and Misty Raa and Attorney Michael Fattarosi.

"With their experience and views on entertainment, our viewers will have no choice but to strap in and hold on for the ride of their life," says the press release, indicating that the viewers will be doing all the work.

Fattarosi seems to be the Dave Navarro of porn lawyers. Not content to just pop up on various convention panels (where his observations on dubious porn company contracts would more or less shut the industry down if people took action on them), he rents booths and has porn stars like Vanessa Blue signing for him as if he made porn himself. He is of a new breed.

But think what kind of porn all the adult industry's celebrity lawyers, such as Greg Piccionelli, Jeffrey Douglas, and Paul Cambria, would make if they formed a company. I humbly suggest the first title be Amicus Queef.

Anyway, pay attention to Prime Time Uncensored. It's free. What more could you want?

Previously: Gram Ponante sold to Playboy
See also: Prime Time Uncensored

Labels: legal, news, website

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 29, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Kylie Ireland, with whom this site shares server space, got the news this month that she had wrestled the Internet into submision what with all her dirtiness and whatnot.

So she had to up her bandwidth to accommodate the Corruption/SlutWerkz traffic.

The goal for next month is to overwhelm her server again as fans like you read about her cats and see her do horrible, wonderful things to herself and others.

Do you know she once appeared in a picture with Kevin Costner? It's true, (Butt Bitches) you'll have to read her bio.

Previously: Bank Holliday?; "Shut up, please": the 22nd Annual XRCO Awards; Kylie's shamrock shake
See also: Kylie Ireland

Labels: website, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 29, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

David Aaron Clark's Dreaming of Snow, a two-disc compilation of scenes he shot here and there from as far back as 2002, is an excellent way of getting acclimated to his particular style, which seems to bridge the gap between 70's movie theatre porn from New York and San Francisco and today's by-the-numbers gonzo fare.

If you weren't really into Asian women before, like this guy, you will be after Dreaming of Snow.

But don't take my word for it - take David Aaron Clark's!

I have the feeling you're skimming. I appreciate the good intentions but there's a rush to judgment here .... it's like you're trying too hard to sell what a great guy I am as opposed to actually describing the movie. lol

The "lol" is the closest Clark will get to actually being a Japanese girl. BTW, that is Kylie Rey in Clark's apartment making a sundae of herself, not Heidi Ho. But if you had the chance to use Heidi Ho in a headline, you would.

Read the review here.

Previously: Tia Tanaka and the balance of power; Dreaming of Blondes
See also: David Aaron Clark, Metro
Other DAC-related news: A Twisted Tale (sfweekly.com)

Labels: "david aaron clark", asian, dvds, metro, reviews

posted by Gram the Man at Sunday, January 28, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Like Harry Potter's dementors, the NinnWorx group has the capacity to make, er, the sexual act seem dismal and bleak, devoid of pleasure and chock full o' despair. In that way they are also like a girlfriend I had from Brown.

Don't get me wrong; sometimes I am in the mood for just that sort of thing, but to cast the effervescent Mika Tan in Lorraine Sisco's Porn for People with Knotted Brows Façade seems like a challenge even Tan might not overcome.

But we'll see. Check out the trailer here.

Previously: I'll see you on the dark side of Mika Tan
See also: Ninnworx

Labels: dvds, ninnworx, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Sunday, January 28, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Have no doubt that Mary Carey is no Meredith Vieira - or even Ann Coulter - when expressing her views on camera. But that people feel the need to waste their time pointing out the obvious after posts like this one makes me wonder who she has hurt, and/or if her detractors could be expected to do any better if faced with a similar situation.

The next time you come out of Roscoe's, I and all my Japanese friends will be there with our AV club.

What I see when benighted celebrities like Tara Reid or Carey emerge from a nightclub to a crush of shouting and cameraphones is not how stupid they are but how ravenous the public is. That Carey will do something embarrassing to herself when that red light goes on is such a given that commentary is useless.

Previously: Mariah Carey marks eventual porn territory; Candidate hopeful takes one in the face; When Mary Carey was Mary Carey
See also: Mary Carey still not done talking (x17.com)

Labels: celebrities

posted by Gram the Man at Friday, January 26, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Here are two of my favorite performers, captured in my legendary arthouse photographic style. Who are they?

See also: Why might Dana Dearmond want to download "96 Tears"?

Labels: because, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Friday, January 26, 2007 | 1 Comments Links to this post

The interesting thing about Shag Manila's Philippine Teen, aside from the feeling that the scenes were shot in Martin Sheen's hotel room in Apocalypse Now, is the vague disinterest these amateurs show. They are not exactly sullen but also not exactly enthusiastic. I fear they might be prostitutes.

They also don't look like Shay J., who was born in Bataan.

This one reminds me a little of Shelley Duvall.

Previously: But is it good for the Jews?; Hannah Harper: Passsion is to magma as squirting is to lava
See also: Sin City

Labels: asian, dvds, sin city

posted by Gram the Man at Thursday, January 25, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

The lovely (and pregnant) Felicia Fox sent this along. I only got 10 out of 16.

Previously: Janine: "It might happen today";
See also: Can You Tell the Difference between a Female and a Shemale?, Felicia Fox, The Sausage Factory

Labels: education, transsexual

posted by Gram the Man at Thursday, January 25, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Today I talked with former AVN coworker/current HentaiPR owner Wayne Hentai. One of his side projects recently has been writing porn scripts. I will not tell you what they were. He has seen about 15 of them made into movies.

We are going to see each other on a set this afternoon.

"Did you write this movie?" I asked.

"No," he said softly. "I have decided to walk away."

"You're going to kill yourself?"

"No, I have decided to walk away from writing porn scripts," he said.

"Oh," I said, the excitement draining from my day. "Why?"

"I found my vision constantly compromised," he said. "No one could do justice to it."

I asked for an example.

"They wouldn't let me do Fuck My Dirty Asshole: A Love Story," he said.

"OK."

"I'm an artist, and they wanted to restrict me," he said.

"OK."

"I am an artist," he said.

Previously: Thunder from Hawaii; Pegging the man-flower; How to party with models
See also: HentaiPR

Labels: art, news

posted by Gram the Man at Thursday, January 25, 2007 | 2 Comments Links to this post

Italian police have broken up a human trafficking ring operating across Italy with the aid of 45 women forced to work as prostitutes.

Police arrested over 800 people in a sting known as "Spartacus", which referred to both the slavery aspect of the crime and the fact that there was no clear organizing body (though a law enforcement official delicately alluded to there being a "family-based" element within the gang of culprits).

Many of the prostitutes were from Eastern Europe. 22 buildings, including night clubs and sweat shops, were also closed down as a result of the four-month investigation.

Previously: It's not "sex work" when you're just lying there
See also: Italy smashes prostitution ring (bbc)

Labels: news, prosties

posted by Gram the Man at Wednesday, January 24, 2007 | 2 Comments Links to this post

Random pictures appear in my Inbox, and these two arrived simultaneously.

It makes me think that nothing is random. That a little thought can provide the connections between all things.

Flashpoint Pictures' Mature 20, starring Brandee on the beach, might have something to do with the surfacing of this "fossil" frilled shark, rarely seen alive due to its preference for very deep water.

I am not sure if the "20" in this movie's title refers to the number in the series or if Brandee is "a mature 20", meaning she has her 401k and health plan in order.

Either way, the shark died. The staff and affiliates of Gram Ponante Towers, Aviary, Border Checkpoint, Haberdashery, and ATV Speedway send their heartfelt condolences to its family.

Previously: Tyler Faith: Jaws shark "not a fag"; You yell "Shark"
See also: Rare shark captured on film (cnn)

Labels: dvds, found

posted by Gram the Man at Wednesday, January 24, 2007 | 1 Comments Links to this post

Jim Steel and HIS DVD (the gay division of Hustler) will host Drag Queen Bingo at Hamburger Mary's in West Hollywood on January 31.

Steel is the director of On the Downlow, and is holding the Hamburger Mary's release party for that movie to benefit the Minority AIDS Project.

How do we know cover model Brant Moore is on the downlow? He is facing right but looking left.

As I have not been to church in several years, I don't know how much Bingo usually costs, but the benefit requests $20 a game. This sounds like a good deal, because Hamburger Mary's is also a bar.

When I used to play bingo, the only people allowed to be drunk were the nuns.

Do you think drag queens still dress as nuns? Is that an evergreen outfit like straight porn women dressing as schoolgirls? We'll see.

Previously: Night of the Stars recognizes freedom, snacks; Folk as Queer; Trend: Gays smarter
See also: Hamburger Mary's,

Labels: dvds, events, gay

posted by Gram the Man at Wednesday, January 24, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

FBI Special Agent Chuck Joyner (his real name) will speak at next month's XBiz Hollywood Forum on the subject of 2257 inspections.

The FBI, using tactics partially developed by Joyner, politely raided several adult companies over the past few months, on the lookout for faulty recordkeeping. Joyner will join adult industry attorneys Paul Cambria, Greg Piccionelli, and Jeffrey Douglas in addressing 2257 concerns, and the Special Agent will teach company owners and employees how to behave in the event of an inspection.

Tip 1: Don't wear one of these.

Tip 2: When asked where your file cabinets are, don't keep repeating "The truth is out there."

Tip 3: Call everyone Mr. Tibbs.

The XBiz Hollywood Conference will be held February 7 and 8 at the haunted Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel. Joyner's seminar will take place at 10 a.m. on February 7. To register for the conference, click here.

Previously: Lettuce from our readers; Report: XBiz Award desirable
See also: FBI to Address 2257 Inspections at XBIZ Hollywood Conference (xbiz)

Labels: events, trademags

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 23, 2007 | 2 Comments Links to this post

It is difficult to comprehend that Mika Tan is anything but nice. That said, I must hold in my head the competing belief that everything Ninnworx says is true.

Thus we have Ninnworx' director Lorraine Sisco's Façade, starring Tan as "a power-hungry fetishist, who colors the dreary boredom of life with a vivid palate of sexual adventure and hedonism. Otto Bauer portrays the psychoanalyst that takes her driven libido into a clash between sex and power, man versus woman."

Oh my God. The very same thing just happened to me at 7-11. Why do I go to psychoanalysis at 7-11? Hint: It's the ranch dressing.

Here we examine the fetish of being eaten out by Nikki Benz while smoking and wearing funeral attire. I hear San Francisco has a whole street devoted to this.

Façade also stars Jenaveve Jolie, Daisy Marie, Kaiya Lynn, Alexis Love, Jerry, Ben English, Barry Scott, and Jean Val Jean.

Previously: Heather Vuur is a good sport; Open bar at the Van Halen place; Squirt and Ernie
See also: Ninnworx

Labels: ninnworx, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 23, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

I hate to reduce the entire porn industry to one leading-edge part of the female anatomy, but what's more important: accuracy or a pun?

Nikki Nine, Hustler's newest contract performer, filmed Educating Nikki a week after her first movie, The Erotic Adventures of Nikki Nine, though Educating is being released first. It's the right thing. Unless one is a brave little mouse in the big city for the first time, one needs to be educated before one gets in adventures.

Nine turned 18 last June, and was poised and professional despite the dozen or so crew and hangers-on at her Educating shoot last October.

Because she was new, I asked Nine how she dealt with being naked in a room full of strangers.

"After a few minutes, you don't think about it," she said. Taking her advice, I tried this myself. The TSA people were very helpful in escorting me from the airport Sbarro's.


Educating Nikki also stars Amber Rayne, James Deen, Nyomi Banxxx, and Eva Angelina. It ships next week.

Previously: Nine falls on the cold Valley; This is how porn guys live
See also: The Education of Nikki Nine (gamelink), Hustler

Labels: "contract girls", dvds, hustler

posted by Gram the Man at Tuesday, January 23, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

In what industry insiders call a Creampie, porn has not pulled out of Las Vegas entirely after this month's conventions there.

The girls of Sinsation Pictures, including Mika Tan, Brooke Banner, Dee, and Kristal Summers, will be signing autographs and making appearances at this weekend's $500 buy-in, $100k pot Sinsation Poker Tournament at the Imperial Palace.

Mika Tan is actually a gambler in the Kenny Rogers tradition. Knowing when to walk away and when to run, she picked the winners of eight out of ten Bowl games accurately. Regarding yesterday's upset of the Patriots by the Colts, it would be really uncool to ask of any porn girl what she thought of come-from-behind victories, though they would most likely grit their teeth and smile pleasantly, hating you.

According to Jenna Jameson's handlers, she is throwing a surprise birthday party for MMA star/love interest Tito Ortiz this weekend at Caesar's Palace's Pure nightclub.

Personally, I think it is unwise to surprise someone who can throttle you to death without looking up from his soup. but I will be far away. I also don't think Ortiz will be too surprised, as the public has been invited and there has been a flyer printed out. (That is, unless Tito Ortiz can't read.)

It would be a real ghetto move to get him anything from the ClubJenna catalogue, though.

Previously: Spice racks new channels; Club: Jenna
See also: Sinsation, ClubJenna

Labels: clubjenna, sinsation

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 22, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post

Shane's World is like a prairie dog: it pops up for an elaborate party, disappears, unveils a new contract performer, you hardly ever see her again, brings Devon back from exile, she disappears, has no presence at the AVN Expo, wins an award, watches you while you pump gas.

I feel the company is toying with my affections via this on-again, off-again media on-and-offslaught.

All I want is Casey Parker back again. Devon can come too. We'll call Penny Flame from the car.

The Shane's World College Invasion line, which won Best Gonzo Series from AVN this year, stars the laid back Delilah Strong. But it was was Shane's World owner Jennie Grant who sounded casual.

"This is one of the highest honors we could receive in the industry," she said. What's higher? All your contract girls leave to go to Wicked?

Previously: XFanz porns burlesque; Shopping with Generation X, Y; Squirting and terrorism
See also: Shane's World

Labels: "shane's world", avn, WGL

posted by Gram the Man at Monday, January 22, 2007 | 0 Comments Links to this post