| --Friday, March 31, 2006--
Virtual (protected) Sex
 Digital Playground has achieved with its Virtual Sex line what it could not with its Tera Patrick product: copyright control.
The company proved that it had been using the name since 1994 and had achieved market resonance with it across titles featuring Briana Banks, Jenna Jameson, Jesse Jane, Devon, and Tera Patrick.
Digital Playground's president, Samantha Lewis, reported that the trademark registration became official last November.
"We have been using the Virtual Sex® mark in association with our products since at least 1994," she said. "So far, we have successfully policed our mark, and have had infringing products removed from the marketplace."
Previously: Jesse Jane: spare the paddle; My First Porn, my ass; The web is a cruel mistress; Lazarus, come forth
See also: Digital Playground
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110% Natural
 Unless Memphis Monroe has .10 of other non-implanted women fused onto her person (like maybe Kayden Kross and Joey Hart), this title is just dumb.
Previously: False advertising in every hole
See also: MaximumXposure
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You're gonna need a bigger boat
 Listen: I don't mean to alarm you, but there is something fishy going on on the boxcover of Colossal's Euro-thinkpiece Cum Swapping And Lollipops 2.
Each woman, as you can see, has a lollipop.
Except for the woman in the middle. She has neither a lollipop nor any lower extremities. She appears to have been bitten in half.
All I can say is that it indicates the non-frenzied feeding of a large Squalus, possibly longimanus or Isurus glaucus.
Previously: Jewelry-biting on rise in bitch population; The Good, the Bad, and the Bossy; If you want to cream on me/Baby, there's a price to pay
See also: Colossal Entertainment
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The porn movie formerly known as Alpha 15..
 "I thought it was a good title," said Cat Pee, director of a movie that was until last weekend known as Alpha 15: Big Sister And the Trial of Emily LaBore.
"But you thought Cat Pee was a good porn name," I pointed out.
"We are making Art here," executive producer Ron Royster said.
The movie, whatever it ends up being called, features the virginal-for-porn Justine Joli as Emily, a woman taken to task for not acting on her sexual desires, such as her dangerous love for Gram.
"Have you ever read William Gibson's 'Mona Lisa Overdrive'?" Joli asked.
"No, but I have the Best of BTO at home," I replied. "What part of 'Smart girls threaten me' don't you understand?"
Joli's character is hounded by Big Sister's henchbabes Daisy Layne, Hollie Stevens, and Vanessa Lynn. Jayna Oso is also in the picture.
"I took a break for eight months," Oso told me. I had first seen her as the soccer coach's wayward daughter in a gangbang movie called Six in Me, in which she was waylaid by the soccer team. She left the industry shortly thereafter, and No Kidding.
"I went to Florida," she said. Later, I asked her how Florida was.
"How did you know I went to Florida?" she asked.
 Joli was sentenced to live out her fantasies one by one, including a girl/girl scene with Daisy Layne in which the former offered only marginal protest. At least there wasn't any pegging.
The scene was being shot at Brittany Andrews' Britco Pictures under the 1st Street Bridge in Los Angeles. It is one of those places that isn't seen too much outside of Repo Man. Andrews' office manager is an agreeably friendly and non-confrontational foot fetishist (most are) who had an abundance of female feet to surreptitiously snap.
Royster has parlayed directing Atomic Vixens into executive-producing two subsequent features, Benny Profane's Barbed Wire Kiss and this one. He is planning a trip to Prague this summer to shoot Pornophenia, which is the best title ever.
 Cat Pee is a first-time director who put together the BTS footage of Atomic Vixens and Barbed Wire Kiss. I have no doubt whatsoever that there is footage of me pantomiming how Tee Real should be fucking Adrianna Nicole in the BTS of the Barbed Wire Kiss scene I directed. This concerns me, but I will not question her artistic vision.
"You have something on your ass," Pee says to Joli, and removes it. She has engendered trust with her cast, and that is hard to come by.
Previously: Loft people naked; Night Zero
See also: VCA
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Booble spoofs AOL
 Everyone knows that porn sells itself, but boobie search engine Booble.com has decided to be extra-creative for April Fool's weekend by adopting AOL.com's template and renaming itself "AOOL" (with the two Os standing in for breasts, as anyone who has ever been six can attest).
The parody site will be until April 3, or until the lawsuit, whichever comes first.
Previously: World of Warcraft Sex; MySpace increases suckiness
See also: AOL leaps into the cleavage; Booble
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Nina continues to luft the ballons
 You'd think Nina Hartley would stop working and relax. She doesn't.
Sex Shooter is a two-disc, 270-minute interactive DVD with Hartley containing one scene with another woman and one scene with a guy. The other four hours contain interviews, behind-the-scenes footage, and God knows what else.
Some fans are hardcore. I was visiting a pornstar friend the other day who casually relayed that one of her fans had written a Star Trek spec episode for her in which she becomes Kirk's wife and takes over the Enterprise.
Nina Hartley has fans like that, so I assume that if the other four hours of Sex Shooter only show Nina Hartley asleep in the laundromat, someone would buy it.
Previously: Jesse Jane loves it when a plan comes together; Prisoner review
See also: Pleasure Productions; Eighties Club
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Pal Joey and the Zen of Porn
 "If a girl gets released from her Hustler contract but hardly anyone knew she was a contract girl, did anything actually happen?"
This was the Zen question posed to me when I was informed that Boston's own Joey Hart was released from her Hustler contract.
Kayden Kross lasted about two weeks.
Memphis Monroe is still hanging in there, though. She's a champ.
Previously: The Da Vinci Load; "Hello Angels: bring me a goddamn solid gold cheeeseburger."; Moaner Lisa and Hustler's contract girls; Something kinda funny
See also: Hustler, Zen FAQ
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Karch's luminescent pussy
 Director and raconteur Roy Karch will be joining Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Seka for Playboy's Night Calls on April 21.
This is an industry that makes its money off the backs and other parts of the young (save for my new GILF line, Gram's Grabby Grannies), so it's easy (and sometimes fun) to forget people who were around for porn's so-called "Golden Age" and, in Karch's case, are still at it.
"I directed all three of them several times," Karch said. "Not too shabby. Quite exciting for me to be surrounded by such luminescent pussy."
Tune in for stories from the video and film era in which, as Jackie Treehorn said, "the brain is the biggest erogenous zone."
("On you maybe.")
Previously: Playboy goes to dog; Hot for Teacher
See also: Playboy Radio
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HotMovies and the tragedy of porn you have to pay for
 HotMovies, described as "the industry-leading Pay-Per-Minute Movie provider" (there is no reason for me to doubt this, aside from my being skeptical whenever anyone makes the claim "industry-leading") has been announced as the presenting sponsor of Miami's Exxxotica show this summer.
I get porn for free. My friends get porn for free. Every person I know in this business wallows through piles of free porn, and sometimes takes baths in it. I am planning to build a deck from it. While I am happy that companies are making money from adult content, it gives me real sorrow to hear that people are willing to pay by the minute for that sweet, sweet porn.
Just an observation. I wonder if there's a foundation I can set up.
Pictured: Nikki Nova pre-horse.
Previously: A clockwork tradeshow; Natalie Imbruglia lying naked on the space station floor; Amateur porn festival spreads in Miami
See also: Hot Movies, Exxxotica Miami
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MySpace adds to suckiness
 Perhaps I am the only person who cannot understand why MySpace is popular, in the same way I am the only American who enjoyed David Letterman's hosting of the Oscars and am one of three people who liked Hudson Hawk.
But the social networking site popular with 12-year-olds and people with worse design skills, even, than me, as well as bands that contributed the soundtrack to VCA's 2006 release schedule, is working to clean up 200,000 "objectionable" sites and make the space safe for teens.
Back in my day, we built our own web pages.
Previously: Fuel Injected 4: Dumb title, nice ass; Hookers, reality, suicide
See also: MySpace acts to calm teen safety fears (Financial Times); Gram's MySpace profile - do you want to be my friend, asshole?
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--Thursday, March 30, 2006--
Anti-Innocence, pro-Puma
 Naming a porn site "Anti-Innocence" sort of hits things on the nose, but who expects porn to be subtle, other than the Japanese and Khan Tusion?
AntiInnocence relaunched this week with content from the likes of Puma Swede, Shy Love, Brooke, and Courtney Simpson. The site updates weekly for members and releases DVDs via Black Widow Productions, when the latter is not creeping me out.
The company's most recent DVD is Pussy Haters, which happens to not only describe this all-anal extravaganza starring Shay Sights, Trinity, Allura Bond, Nicoletta, and Swede but also my cat, who believes she's human and who eschews the company of other cats.
Strange how porn is so much a part of my daily life.
Previously: Let it Swede; Pegging the man-flower
See also: AntiInnocence. Black Widow Productions
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Extremis duae
 I have been to Brazil a few times, but not, alas, as a sex tourist. The only people I came into contact with were the hardworking folk of churrascarias marveling at my ability to keep my disc on the green side and homeless people with no legs propelling themselves around the cities on little carts and trying to get my attention by hissing at me.
If one only read porn sites (and, unfortunately, that is exactly the case for most of you), one would think the hillsides and favelas of Brazil were crawling with trannies. That is not true.
Platinum Blue's Latin Extreme 2 shows another Brazil; a Brazil in which manoc-and-caipirinha-infused hotties work longer hours for less money, with the only tradeoff being that their voices are unsettlingly deeper. All Brazilian women have deep and smoky voices; it is part of the country's Constitution.
If you'd like to know more about Brazil and how that country is the only former colony in the Americas that gained its independence without a revolution, click here.
If you'd like to purchase Latin Extreme 2, contact Medford's Own Dean Sussman.
Previously: How to party with models; Counselor, catch that ambulance!; Exxxstasy Island
See also: Platinum Blue Productions
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Little Naturals
 ... sounds like an ill-conceived cartoon spinoff of the Robert Redford movie, but isn't.
Instead, Virgin Video's Little Naturals I guess features women packing small, natural breasts. It might also mean that they are physically small but "naturals" at porn. The title might also refer to a British train station. I suppose I could call and find out, but I'm kind of in a hurry.
This movie stars someone named Hailey Bangg, who might be Mia Bangg's sister. That is such an uncommon name. I didn't know any Banggs growing up in Kenosha. Also featured, according to the boxcover, are Kali Styles, Jade, someone named Lotita, and Samnatha Silver, who I'm assuming is Indian.
Previously: Thrusting in the smoke with Sandee Westgate
See also: DirectDVDPlatinum
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Joanna Angel's Invent-a-Lunch
 Every time I see Joanna Angel, she is smaller. Not emaciated or unhealthy-looking, but smaller. I think she might be practicing to be one of those chips you can have implanted sub-dermally that will let you pay for gas faster.
I might also be getting bigger. That, too, is something to consider.
I talked with Angel about the April 4 release of Joanna's Angels 2: Alt Throttle.
Me: What are you eating?
JA: A squid salad. It's really good.
Me: That's so weird. My family owns that factory. That's why I can write all day, because I'm independently wealthy. You are writing, too.
JA: Yes. I'm a columnist on SPIN.com.
Me: So could I write in and ask questions?
JA: Most of the questions I get are from people doing something for the first time. Then an editor goes through them. But you go to Spin.com, click on Columns, and there I am.
The column debuts in May or June. You can also send questions here.
Me: Is there any significance to why you're releasing the movie on the anniversary of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.'s assassination?
JA: Well, Mr. Marcus plays the President in JA2. While we didn't plan the release intentionally, I think Martin Luther King would have been happy.
Me: You met Mr. Marcus during House of Ass...
JA: Yeah. He is the nicest guy in porn.
Me: That's a great recommendation.
JA: I wish we could sponsor him or something. He's very sweet.
Me: Does he wear his Red Sox hat as President? The last President who wore a Red Sox hat was assassinated, too.
JA: No, we got him a hat that says "President".
Me: Good idea.
JA: Mr.Marcus' baby (Dana Dearmond) has been kidnapped by Charlotte Stokely... and she threatens to keep her hostage in her dungeon where she brainwashes people with pop-music, until everything ALT is outlawed. Mr.Marcus calls Joanna and her Angels to save his daughter and the future of ALT before it's too late. It's pretty ridiculous.
This reminded me of the Simpsons episode in which Homer and Marge go to a candy convention.
Man: [German accent] That is the rarest gummi of them all, the gummi Venus de Milo, carved by gummi artisans who work exclusively in the medium of gummi.
Marge: Will you two stop saying "gummi" so much? Me: Was it your choice to subtitle the movie "alt throttle" and do you regret it?
JA: No, I don't regret it. It's not a full throttle, it's clearly an Alt Throttle. Duh!
Me: Would you ever consider filming a movie in Maine?
JA: Not Maine... I don't even want to visit maine let alone capture the state on film and watch it 5,000 times in my editing room. But I would love to make Joanna's Angels 3 like a ninja movie and film it in Japan.
Previously: Re-Penetrator re-released; But do they really have feelings for each other?; Joanna Angel eats grilled cheese, tomato
See also: VCA, Burning Angel, Spin
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--Wednesday, March 29, 2006--
Kami Andrews, just because
 Last night at Porn Star Karaoke I was shocked to find that diminutive firecracker Konnie waters down her Jagermeister to make it appear bigger and to make me jealous.
It is probably for this reason that today I was sick. Sick with sorrow.
In other news, Kami Andrews is back in town until April 11.
"I wish I had a penis - " she said.
" - I have one; it's great," I said.
"I'd stick it in Konnie," she said.
Previously: Report: breasts popular; PSK sans Wankus avec Ass
See also: Kami Andrews
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--Tuesday, March 28, 2006--
Taylor Wane pegs mutant
 I think it might have been in the interest of anonymity, but the person Taylor Wane is pegging with her Nasstoys Strap-on (with attached vaginal stimulator) has been Photoshopped to look like a failed Magneto experiment.
One thing is for certain: nothing says "My libido is on the Wane" better than a strap-on.
Previously: Pegging the man-flower; Sizemore, Hilton, Mikayla, and Death
See also: Nasstoys, Taylor Wane, X-Men: The Last Stand trailer
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jessica drake photographed head-on with a flash camera against an uneven and shiny purple wall
 I can't say much more, because I'm out of breath from reading the adjective-laden press release, other than drake is from Texas and is returning there this weekend.
"A 2006 AVN Best Actress Nominee, 2005 AVN Best Actress Winner, and native Texas rose, this Wicked Pictures contract superstar will be celebrating the release of her newest carnal confection, the David Stanley-directed "Creme Brulee," by riding her steel horse into two high-profile days of personal appearances this coming weekend at some of the Lone Star State's finest adult venues." I can almost guarantee the same photographer who shot Stormy Daniels took this picture of drake (whose name we don't capitalize).
Previously: jessica drake: no shirt, no capitals, no problem; Jesse Jane says Howdy
See also: jessica drake, Wicked Pictures
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You Gotta have Faith in your Tyler
 As you know, I love the ladies. But not the especially young ladies. I tend to spit my milk when someone says she's 18.
That is why I almost missed the fact that Pride of Saugus Tyler Faith was in Barely Legal #57, Hustler's regular tribute to women who, maybe two days before, had been but girls.
Tyler is a woman.
Because Tyler was out doing womanly things, I talked with Wankus, her fiancee and librettist.
Me: Let us begin this conversation, as we begin Dodger games, naturalization ceremonies, and services at Temple Beth El, with a chorus of UnFAITHful Secrets.
Wankus: OK.
Both: "Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!"
Me: Wankus, how is it that Tyler, who is almost 30, is in a Barely Legal?
Wankus: She plays the part of a radio co-host who is interviewing some little chicky and decides to molest her during the interview.
Me: That happened to me when I was on Dennis Prager's show.
Wankus: Now I am a bit disturbed lately about the name "Tyler Faith".
Me: I'm asking the questions here!! What disturbs you about the name?
Wankus: I'm seeing it A LOT on new productions that she's NOT in. There's a girl name TYLER performing who somehow is getting box credits under Tyler Faith. And she doesn't do much glamourous work either. Some sick shit.
Me: So a search on Tyler Faith might turn up the sick girl instead?
Wankus: Most of the results show our favorite Pride of Saugus, but some show up Gimme More Black Dick in My Ass 8 and other flattering titles. It's an outrage.
Me: We should pay Bill Margold some extra money to head the Porn Naming Council.
Wankus: ... charge people a much smaller fee than a regular trademark and make people have to APPROVE their names.....$100 a name or something and it would hold up in court and most companies would comply with not using unapproved names...
Me: Imagine my grief when I found out Sunny Lane and Tory Lane weren't mother and daughter. What are the consequences of having two people named Tyler in the business?
Wankus: A Tyler Faith fan may buy that product to see his favorite star and either be horribly dissapointed to realize she's not in it...or to think that she really let herself go.
Me: Would you mind we not talk about the KSEX sale because the only real news would be what everyone is getting paid and the rest of it isn't interesting?
Wankus: Sure, but how should this interview end?
Both: "Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!/Unfaithful secrets, Unfaithful secrets!"
Previously: UnFAITHful Secrets; Charlotte Stokely speaks in tongues; Study: Teens popular as objects of pornography
See also: Hustler, Tyler Faith
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Tera runs with motorcycle gang
 "Brian got busted on a narco rap
He beat the rap by rattin' on some bikers
He said, "Hey, I know it's dangerous, but it sure beats Riker's"
But the next day he got offed by the very same bikers." - Jim Carroll, People Who Died
We are hoping that those very same bikers won't be at Harper's Sports Bar in Northridge-on-Faultline April 3 when Tera Patrick, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, and McKenzie Lee host Bike & Hot Rod Night with the Stars.
The band will be Joe Walla and the Dangerous Men.
When I see Tera, I plan to tell her:
"I was coming back from a motorcycle classic in Sturgis, South Dakota, on my motorcycle on U.S. Highway 14. Just outside Spotted Horse, I ran into a deer. I had no chance. Even though the highway people had mowed the sides, they couldn't mow around the culverts, and the doe jumped right in front of the bike. I had a chance to say one word, "Fuck!", and then I hit it. I know this: If a bullet has my name on it, I won't be calling for my mother. But the only reason I'm alive and telling this story, is because of the big FL front end and that solid tire on my Fat Boy."
Previously: My Vivid visit; Report: Tera, Jenna, Pirates in awards-minting scheme
See also: Teravision, Vivid
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Put a thong on that - Stat!
 This anal is so intense that it needs protective covering.
Can you handle it??
"Astronauts use these underpants on re-entry," Tory Lane did not say.
Previously: Fellation Fixation; A Blowbang to remember; What is a MILF?
See also: MaximumXposure
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--Monday, March 27, 2006--
Jenna: Dreams coming true at alarming rate
 Jenna Jameson is living in a fairyland where dreams come true as fast as she says she's always had them.
Jameson just shot a 16-page layout for the May Esquire Magazine.
"I’ve always thought (Esquire) is one of the classiest magazines in the world and it’s been a dream of mine to do a major layout for them," Jameson said.
While Jameson has never mentioned Esquire to me nor her dreams of shooting a major layout in the pages thereof, I also had not heard of Adultcon, so there you go.
Previously: Untitled Briana Banks project; Nikita's horosho show; Pod people for Jenna
See also: ClubJenna, Vivid
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"I hit it with my car."
 Adonis Pictures received several nominations from Gay Chicago Magazine for its vampire flick Thirst, including an Honorable Mention for not naming the movie BrokeDrac Mountain, which I most certainly would have done.
"The only way to quench the thirst is to feed," states the logline, but I think feeding is actually the way to slake The Hunger, another gay vampire movie starring David Bowie. To get rid of thirst you have to drink.
Previously: Adonis Pictures: we're men who like men who like other men; Hung & Hairy; Black Viking empties barrels on ladies
See also: Adonis Pictures
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Taylor Nix, just because
 Hustler is shooting a series of commercials to be displayed on AdultDVDEmpire, with various starlets enticing customers to buy stuff.
Here is newcomer Taylor Nix in a fur coat. I was only in the room for a second and there isn't much of anything to say about it, other than everyone was nice and no one got fucked in the ass with a strap-on.
Previously: Felix Vicious and Justine Joli: gratuitous nudity for Gram
See also: Hustler; Adult DVD Empire
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Pegging the man-flower
 "Are you into this?" asked a decidedly-androgynous photographer as I walked onto the set of Black Widow's Guys Getting Fucked by Women Wearing-Strap-ons opus Pegging 101.
I hadn't heard of the term "pegging" before, but it was originally coined to mean anyone being penetrated by a strap-on. Now it has become exclusively the province of males being done by females. While the term is relatively new, the practice has been around for a while, such as in Carol Queen's movie Bend Over Boyfriend.
The sense of history did nothing to relieve the tension.
Aside from the women (Tyla Wynn, Kinzie Kenner, Annie Cruz, Jeanie Marie, and Vixen), almost everyone was uncomfortable, and that expressed itself in different ways.
For example, I have never walked onto a set in which women were fucking women or men were fucking women to hear, "Are you into this?" The answer would be obvious: "of course, dude" and then high-fives would be exchanged.
"Are you into this?" was a challenge. The androgynous photographer wanted to let me know that he definitely wasn't. (Or was.)
The scenarios were simple. In one, a teacher counsels a female student, calling her a bad girl. She fucks him in the ass with a strap-on. It happens all the time.
In another, a man undertips a stripper. She and a girlfriend fuck him in the ass with a strap-on. I think that happened to Jack Ruby.
I talked with Black Widow owner Ric Williams and asked what I now think was a stupid question.
"Are you expanding into the gay market?"
"This isn't gay," he said.
"Sure it isn't," I said.
I was on set for parts of three scenes, interrupted by a quick trip down the street to Norm's at which I had to have a steak. The male talent, while not exactly unknown, were secured over Craigslist for $200 each. I don't know if the HIV test was part of that amount or not. If it wasn't, then the male talent made $100 for their scenes.
Did they want to be there, did they need the money, or was it both? The same question underlies all of porn, but on this set everyone was asking it.
I think if I had been on the set of a movie in which come was slurped out of someone's ass and siphoned into a wine glass and then spoon-fed to someone else, I would have been a little disturbed, or if I had gone to a pissing movie or the set of Battlefield Earth. Still, there was something about this particular set that was unlike anything I'd experienced.
For one, I was not sure if the guys were into it or not. If I was sure they wanted to be there, that would have been different. I was told Kurt Lockwood now asks for $3k for a pegging scene. Publicist Wayne Hentai said he would consider pegging in order to pay off his car, which is $35k. There was also talk about that sort of thing being OK if one was in prison.
My figure would be much, much higher and would include all sorts of conditions, like everyone would have to be blinded, Oedipus-style.
$200 is not a lot of money. There are other ways to make $200. Using that logic, either the guys wanted to be there or they really needed the money. One guy traveled from San Diego.
I watched a movie a while ago in which I think I saw the exact moment when a woman decided to leave the adult industry (it was Natalie Knoxxx in Baker's Dozen 5). I worried that I would see that happening. Maybe even to me.
The people on set were the makeup ladies, the female performers, Williams (who was also shooting the movie), two fellows from a message board (I found this out later) and Gordon Liu, the other photographer.
Few people knew the word "pegging", though many of the women had done it before.
"I have a pirate fetish," said Kinzie Kenner.
"I used to date a guy with a wooden leg," offered Vixen. I would like to think she would do anything for someone in need.
"Pirates used to fuck each other on the ships and that's how AIDS was started," said Kenner.
No one said anything. It was one of those times when it became clear that boobs go a long way.
 The first male talent was white, and a little flabby. The second was a light-skinned black man who resembled Tucker Smallwood from the public television show "Jabberwocky" in a way that proved oddly descriptive. The third was Asian, and looked petrified. Especially when he walked in and Annie Cruz said, "Hi, I'm Annie and I will be fucking you up the ass today." Annie Cruz is a take-no-prisoners type of dirty girl.
The reason I feel some of the male talent weren't committed to the job and were there because they needed the cash was because they didn't inhabit the roles of traditional submissives or bottoms. There was a lot of nervous talking. Luckily, people like Kinzie Kenner, Jeanie Marie, and Vixen did their best to shut the guys up.
Black Widow is covering as many bases as possible with this movie, the first in what it hopes will be a series, pending sales. It is not a traditional D/s movie, because there is not a level of humiliation depicted that would qualify. Also, the guys are allowed to fuck or be blown by the girls. I imagine it will be marketed to couples or to women, as the guys aren't really the point.
The second guy, whose professional name was Anton, was the most ridiculed person I have ever seen on a porn set. From the moment he walked into the studio, interrupting the filming of a scene by shouting, "I hate L.A." (he'd had trouble finding the place), he was the object of derision and scorn.
This had a lot to do with his nervous talking, as well as the fact that he was about to take one in the ass. The dialogue, as is the case with most gonzo movies, was mostly improvised, so his choice of words was his own. Everything he said was a dumb joke. It made the bystanders want Jeanie Marie and Vixen to do something about it. During the times when still photos were shot, he actually tucked, like Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.
"He's a fag," said the warehouse guy, taking pictures on his camera phone to send to his cousin.
And I think that was the source of the uncomfortableness. None of the guys on set knew which side Anton played on, and that was awkward. If he had been submissive as his pegging suggested, that might have made sense. Instead, the sound of his wisecracking lamely through his scene filled the air with ambivalence. Porn is, in general, very straightforward (with emphasis on the "straight") so Pegging 101 is hard to distill.
For that reason it is a very interesting movie.
 Except where the guys got in the way, this movie is a smorgasbord of solid female talent and intriguing up-and-comers. Particularly Vixen, who stood about 6'2" in heels and still could put her leg over my shoulder (she said she could, anyway, and I believe her).
While Pegging 101 breaks various rules of BDSM as it relates to porn (people into the scene will cite violations of established structure), this is a great movie for bachelorette parties or for women tired of the traditional porn guy/porn girl relationship.
For a gallery, click here.
Previously: The Princess Has Come of Age
See also: Black Widow Productions
Labels: kurt lockwood
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Your erotic vision
 Until a shoot I attended this weekend (more on that later), I was in fear of becoming desensitized to the adult industry.
Still, there have been tremors in the Force about the concept of becoming aroused by different means than the blowjobs preferred by our forefathers, the Suffragettes, the Knights Templar, and the Sun God Ra.
Manuel Ferrara talked about a movie "that will make you want to jerk off even before the sex starts."
The creators of 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating imagine a world in which women can "make you come, just by what they say."
And in the final days of its $500 contest, Lusty Library hopes to find the writer who can write an erotic story so searing that readers will forget there are no pictures attached. Can it be done?
I've included this photo of Contractor starlet Austyn Moore because the images still edge out the text for me.
The contest ends on March 31. Go here for more information.
Previously: The pen is mightier than the pork sword; What's more erotic - a bang or a whimper?; The erotic press release
See also: Lusty Library, AEBN, Adam & Eve
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