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Monday, November 17, 2008
Long shots: Young Girls with Big Tits
 It must have seemed like an art film or something, one of those Charlie Kaufman/Wes Anderson movies, except with porn. I can imagine the pitch meeting.Director So my writing partner and I have an idea.Producer Hit me.Director "Young girls with big tits."PAUSE Producer That's it? They're young and they have big tits?Director - and they're girls -Producer So girls with big tits? I don't know. No trannies? No tattoos?Director One of them might have a tattoo, like a butterfly, somewhere...PAUSE Producer Dave Navarro's not in it?Director We read him, but he's not right for the -Producer Sorry, boys, I don't see much of a market for young girls with big tits. It seems like a think piece. Why don't you take it over to Red Light District? They do the brainy stuff.Director But I want New Sensations to be my creative home...(and - SCENE)  I have no idea how Cassandra Calogera makes it through a single day without pawing herself to death, I really don't.Watch Young Girls with Big Tits 5 now. Buy Young Girls with Big Tits 5 now. Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Chubby Twats - an important film; On the road with Alix Lakehurst; Hirsch's Heavies heave haunches heavenward See also: New Sensations Labels: boobs, cassandra calogera, new porn daily, new sensations, WGL, zaftig ¶ Monday, November 17, 2008 
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cassandra calogera has gone downhill majorly, shes just straight up trashy looking now and her body needs some serious work, her tits have stretch marks ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them.
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NASTY and used up. time for a new natural tit girl to take the stand #
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