Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge arrived today in a simple cardboard box with a four-disc Extended Edition of the movie (spoiler: Katsuni plays the Mouth of Sauron), a hat, and a t-shirt.Can I imagine rolling in my 6-4 down to Orange Julius with my Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge hat and my Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge t-shirt with Jesse Jane on the back? You know I can.
The fact that I wear Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge-branded clothing lets passersby know that I have had sex with each person depicted on that shirt, and that our carnal shouts drowned out the banging Grandma made on the floor with her cane.
Also in this picture is Loaded Digital's Surrender the Booty, which rips off the Pirates 2 cover in the same way that Pirates ripped off Pirates of the Caribbean. Luckily the porn world cares as much for nuisance lawsuits as it does for intellectual property.
I wonder if Vivid-steve is going to rip off the Surrender the Booty cover with its upcoming Alt Pirit Bodays Fukking LOL.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Pirates 2: Expensive Joonetang!; Yesterday in porn swag
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Labels: Digital Playground, geekery, jesse jane, katsuni, metro, swag
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, October 07, 2008 
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