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--Thursday, May 29, 2008--

Gödel, Escher, Bree Barrett

Here's 20-year-old newcomer Bree Barrett (no relation*) in a couple of Lulu/Goldie Hawn poses that are both retro and graphic.

I was intrigued that one of her talents is Bach parties. As you can imagine, the porn world jumps back and forth between Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" and Holst's "Mars, Bringer of War" with very little Telemann in between. Is today's porn consumer ready for a mathematical, fugal sex style characterized by multiple variations and particularly venerated by Lutherans?



The best part of this resume is that "interracial" is formatted like a fat girl's MySpace page.



*to Bree Olson

Previously: I see that I've made this joke before
See also: Adult Talent Managers

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1 Comments:
Anonymous Anonymous said...
Wow! An amusing and refined allusion to Douglas Hofstadter’s GEB in a post about porn!?! Who could have imagined that? I am impressed! You da man!
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