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Monday, May 12, 2008
Alternate dialogue for a MILF movie
 I much prefer the term "Cougars" for women of a certain age (say, over 40) who appear in porn movies, because "MILFs" is so often misused if one takes the "M" literally as "Mother."But I'm realistic. I know that a Cougar in real life might be 40 or over, but adult industry shelf life dictates that a porn Cougar could be as young as 25. So I don't mind a Cougar movie filled with women who just that year became eligible to rent cars. But no one should be advertised as a MILF (or "Momma," as in the case of this movie) unless she has actually given birth AND there is something in the movie that indicates this. Here is some award-winning dialogue I have crafted between one of Porn Valley's resident Czech Republican male performers and his authenticated MILF scene partner. See how easy it is? Just that small amount of subtle context would prevent angry consumers from suing porn companies for breach of contract, because you know how quality-minded the adult market is.  For example, here's Francesca Le in Red Light District's Momma Knows Best. Not only does she not refer to her kids in the movie, but she also bites her finger as if she's a schoolgirl.So what is she? The mixed messages are flying fast and furious here. What must the test audiences have said?  Previously: Gram Ponante launches International MILF Registry See also: Red Light District Labels: "red light district", cougar, francesca le, MILF, script ¶ Monday, May 12, 2008 
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Bluto? Sure, why not. I'm right with you on the MILF thing. "Cougars" seem more apropos but, like you, I think of the typical cougar as being 40+. By contrast, I picture the typical real MILF to be old enough to have (at least) a teenage kid with horny friends. Of course, porn is where logic goes to die. #
posted by
 Christopher
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Growing up where I did, I was never attracted to any of my friends' moms, so it wasn't until I interviewed Jim Powers that I heard about the requirement of MILFs being women old enough to have kids whose friends thought they were attractive. I buy that, And yet I would drop that requirement in any negotiation if Big Porn would just mandate that all MILF movie actresses be actual moms.
http://www.gramponante.com/2007/03/milf-ass-definitions-continue-to-evolve.html #
posted by
Gram the Man
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008
I agree. Sadly, I too was bereft of friends that had attractive mothers. Hell, I didn't even have any attractive teachers.
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I swear I was born in the wrong decade. #
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Christopher
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Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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