I have harbored these two DVDs in my office for nearly a month but have been scared to open them, because I am confused.The sweet, corn-fed smiles of Aubrey Addams and Bree Olson say "Give me a paper route!" not "Fuck me up the ass." My mind has not been this divided since I forgot whether to add a (TM) or (R) to Jesse Jane's name. (In the end I just added both and let her sue herself.)
You don't normally see irony at work on porn boxcovers - it usually helps if they're straightforward - but the artists at both Pink Visual and Hustler have chosen to use it here:
We don't expect a smile to accompany an invitation to ass-fucking. Usually the ass-fuckee is swaying back and forth in a puddle by the curb of Packers Stadium holding a broken bottle and saying "Fuck me up the ass or I'll kill myself," tottering on her one existing heel, and then falling facedown in her sick.
The smiles, well ... the smiles belong to a dimension different from ours. To paraphrase George Romero, "When ass-fucking is wholesome, the dead will walk the earth."
Anally YoursAnal Fuck Auditions 3Previously: Free to Bree O or E; "Bore My Asshole" (fleshbot)
See also: Hustler, Pink Visual
Labels: aubrey addams, bree olson, geekery, hustler, pink visual, the ass
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, March 05, 2008 
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