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--Friday, March 21, 2008--

No Easter for Alix Lakehurst

Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space.

One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed me for Mr. Skin), is that, like Mike Wallace, she conducts her interviews topless. I, on the other hand, wore a full iron diving bell.

I asked what she was doing for Easter, because topless girls in bonnets is a multi-million dollar niche for my Caymans-based affiliate program.

"Greeks don't celebrate Easter until the first Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox," she said. "So it won't be until late April."

"Oh," I said, thinking: What will I do with all this spanikopita?

Previously: Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro; Jenny Hendrix keeps in touch
See also: Alix Lakehurst, Mr. Skin

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3 Comments:
Blogger Wayne said...
Best. Breasts. Ever.

Oh, and I'm sure that Jesus fellow would agree too, just to keep this topical.
Friday, March 21, 2008  
Blogger Alix Lakehurst said...
Thanks Wayne!
Monday, March 24, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...
ugly .

fat .

moo cow .

vomit time.
Friday, April 18, 2008  
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