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Monday, March 03, 2008
Kiss Attack (but not the Kiss Army)
 Carlos Batts has been making a movie that he calls "The Blade Runner of Porn," Kiss Attack. "This is the movie I want to be measured by," he said. "I'm really proud of it." Featuring burlesque dancers, luchadores, martial artists, a standup comedian for good measure, and as always, Batts' partner in crime April Flores, Kiss Attack is the not-difficult-to-follow story of the five daughters of Vlad Drakul, each of whom is armed with a lethal lipstick created by Drakul's henchman, Mr. Experiment. Experiment's son, VMMX, is twisted with jealousy over the attention his father pays to the ladies, and vows to destroy them with the help of his gang, the Fleshers. "I'm not alt," Batts said. "This is a totally new thing." Shot in Los Angeles, Kiss Attack also features original music and comic storyboarding in addition to stars Flores, Sasha Gray, Claudia Rossi, Sara Vandella, and Damon Pierce as Mr. Experiment, who totally stole my look. Claudia Rossi is Cleopatra. She doesn't look Egyptian, but who does anymore? Flores is Ms. Sangre. She is acting circles around her scene partner. This is my favorite picture. Cholita makes an excellent hood ornament.Previously: April Flores: Diva; At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts; Report: Purchases of "Gene Simmons" sex tape limited to people who already find Gene Simmons repugnant See also: Carlos Batts Labels: april flores, bbw, carlos batts, cholita, claudia rossi, fotos, pinups, sara vandella, sasha grey, WGL, zaftig ¶ Monday, March 03, 2008 
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The funny thing is that I just saw Be Kind Rewind and through the whole thing I was thinking Jack Black and Mos Def were making porn movies, only without the sex.
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