Because I am the last king of Scotland, I have an appreciation for the perspective of Gazzman, that country's only porn director. Here are some annotated snaps from his movie Slam It in a Slut.If you've come this far past GramPonante.com's elaborate security system, I'm sure I don't have to tell you what "It" is. Above, Ana Nova and Smokie reenact a scene from 2001: A Space Odyssey, with It as the Starchild.
Gazzman's house music camera style prevented a clear shot of Max's nipples and face in the same frame. Call me an old-fashioned Gestaltist but the sum of them always works better for me than just the parts themselves. Max' nipples strain at the screen. With my new high-res monitor, I was actually able to hang some firewire cables from them.
Previously: Suzie Best in Best of British; Postcard from Porn Week; Sabrina the gang-banged witch; Ana Nova in Scenes from a Pussy Party
See also: Evil Angel, Gazzman
Labels: directors, Europe, gazzman, geekery, new porn daily
posted by Gram the Man
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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 ![]()







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Anonymous said...
- When I hear "Slam It" I think of slamming doors, and that just doesn't reflect the motion required to get whatever is necessary to get in there, in there. They should call it "Push Your Penis in a Slut (Once it's Hard)"
- Thursday, November 29, 2007
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Gram the Man said...
- I will forward that note to the International Porn Naming Authority in Lisbon (of which I am President).
- Thursday, November 29, 2007
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