In porn, quality is often a fraction of its hype, and the more hype, the less deserving of it its object is. That is why savvy marketers come to me for my patented Hype:Quality Index. For mere thousands of dollars a month, I will tell public relations shills when to stop with the goddamn press releases already.Because the hype on a project can negatively affect its perceived quality, a perfectly serviceable porn like Not the Bradys XXX suffered from its own bombastic marketing, making people avoid a movie that wasn't half bad.
And if something isn't half bad, it's more than likely half good!
Damn! I should be writing those press releases!
Read the review here.
Previously: A Small gallery of trucks being used as coitus surfaces in Hustler movies
See also: Porn Director Will Ryder Rides Hot Streak
Labels: bill mullet, hype, reviews, sic
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, October 16, 2007 
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