A clean-cut Dad, walking with his family, approached me the other evening in my neighborhood and handed me a magazine that told me I was going to die."Something to read in your spare time?" he said.
Because I'd already torn through my copies of AVN and XBizWorld, I exulted (Acts 2:26) in the joy of having something new to read.
Imagine my hurt when all I saw was intolerance and vitriol (Psalms 31:13)?
I am shocked that people are allowed to roam our neighborhoods and hand out such filth.
Read more after the gap.
Awake!, a magazine for young Jehovah's Witnesses, uses the Bible as source material for an attack on pornography.
The December cover story, "Death: Is It Really the End?" (The answer: sort of) is clearly the money shot article, but the story "How can I avoid pornography?" cites passages in Thessalonians and Genesis decrying fornication and concupiscence, and says that the sin of viewing pornography results in death.
It was dark, so I didn't see the contents of the magazine. The pornography item was listed in small print on the cover. Had it been daylight, I only would have seen the Death article.
These children are going to die because they are looking at pornography. Especially the kid in the middle, because he's pandering. The kid on the right carries the same expression I wear every day. This picture also tells us that the DVD is dead and their dress indicates that what they are viewing is probably not steveporn.
Breathing heavily, I went to my Bible and checked the passages and indeed there were direct references therein to Dirtpipe Milkshakes and Girls Handling Cocks. How did they know?
Even though Awake! ends in an exclamation point, each article's title is a question. In addition to the stories I already mentioned, there is "Why Care for Earth's Environment?" (because), "Is There A Creator?" (yes), and "Why Do We Fear Death?" (because now we'll have to deal with Chico Wang in Hell, too).
In the article, kids stumble onto pornography online or in school, where porn is pasted in lockers and shared on cell phones, even though they understand it to be a "satanic attempt to devalue what Jehovah created to be honorable."
The cult's magazine is fascinating, with dressed-up digs at Catholics, Jews, and Eastern religions, and manufactured quotes worthy of a porn press release.
"It's a big thing at my school," said Denise. "On Monday, conversation seems to be, 'What pictures did you download to your cell over the weekend?'"Oh, Denise, you should have heard the conversation at my school.
A man named Jeff writes:
"Despite what its proponents may claim, there is nothing - absolutely nothing - positive about pornography. (It) is damaging, it is perverse, and it is demeaning to all parties concerned."Well you have obviously not seen the uplifting couples' porn of Michael Ninn. But I'm with you; I don't know a single person in this business who is happy with his company's health plan, and that is demeaning.
I hope I don't get disfellowshipped for this, but I am going to try to avoid Jehovah's Witnesses (Mat 24:11).
Previously: Report: Bitches evil; Oh JC's Girls, Book II; Images of heaven (that take me to hell)
See also: The Watchtower, Disfellowshipped
Labels: found, God, jesus, literature, sic
posted by Gram the Man
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007 
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anterior lobe said...
- All joking aside I think your point here is quite. Personally I feel that society is threatened far more by over-zealous religious advocates than anything related to porn.
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007
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anterior lobe said...
- "apt" as in "quite apt"
- Wednesday, October 31, 2007
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